The Treacherous Page #3

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You chose to walk this path,

let's see how long you last.

Your Highness!

- Minister PARK reporting...

- Who dares to interrupt!

- Are they here?

- Yes, Your Highness.

Minister IM Sa-hong.

Minister IM Soong-jae.

We returned from our duties...

Okay! Good!

I've waited so long!

Good, raise your heads!

Now!

You'll eat Joseon's greatest delicacies

on gold plates to your heart's content.

You'll wear clothes of silk and satin,

we'll hold banquets on the

river, bathe in the valley,

hunt tigers together, and

make love every day...

However, if you miss your husband or lover,

or even think about escaping,

I'll behead you on the spot!

All right! I'll take you to our playground!

Behold!

Let me introduce your peers!

This university is intended to educate...

Even Confucius said if you

disregard interaction,

you can't expect true growth, right?

There are strict code of

conduct between men and women.

I even brought your wife here.

So don't be so harsh.

How's our baby?

I found a wet nurse, so don't worry.

Until these comforters

become consorts,

they'll reside here,

and lower comforters will be

disciplined at nearby temples!

Yes, Your Highness!

This is unbearable.

Turning universities and temples

into comforter training camps!

This has gone too far and too long.

How long must we wait?

Who must we induct?

Who else? Prince Jinseong, of course.

Our time will come.

People's resentment is getting deeper.

Wake up!

Move faster! Hurry!

What makes an ideal woman?

Large mouth and clean teeth

that can envelop a manhood,

long black hair like silk

and slender ankles.

Satin-like skin and warm body temperature.

Full buttocks and thin bones!

And what makes a desirable vagina?

First, the opening should

be near the front.

Second, less pubic hair is best,

and must be thin and fair.

Third, it must always be warm and moist.

When it comes to size, it should be

just big enough to fit the king's manhood.

Sex positions all have one principle:

to achieve pure bliss

through proper contact.

How do you consider yourself

for the ultimate contact?

- Confucius said...

- With respect...

Aren't we just wet holes

for the king to f***?

We're royal palace piss

pots, albeit the best kind.

Capable of taking any loads

from men of all ages and sorts.

We are like medicine.

Using our body to heal another.

That is the real contact.

Very good!

Whatever it may be, nobody

knows who among you

will become consorts

or discarded as slaves.

Contests and lectures will be held,

so do your absolute best.

Do you really believe you're a medicine?

I shall teach you how to be one.

How ridiculous, how ridiculous...

The king is a poet, so learn the metaphors.

He is a brilliant painter!

Use your body to express yourself.

Pierce the moon with your toes!

Higher!

Raising your heels will

develop your pelvic muscles.

Cleaning with unbent knees

stimulates the uterus,

and tenderizes your inside.

Mix sulfur, gemmifera roots,

cornus fruit, and cnidium,

grind and sift them, then insert it.

It'll shrink your vagina and

make it more sensitive.

Mix 3 spoons of sulfur in

water and wash your privates.

It'll make it like a young girl's.

Who's there?

Do not flinch!

Feminine energy stems from lower abdomen.

After sensual Taoist trainings,

only two remained!

A butcher who hid her true self,

and a concubine who was

filled with deep jealousy.

Squeeze out the seeds

and don't spill a single drop.

Testicles are sensitive, only

use tongue to stimulate.

There are 6 intercourse guidelines.

One.

Like a wet cloth, embrace him tightly.

Two, uterus must be warm.

Otherwise, there'll be vaginal discharge.

Three.

Upon insertion, tighten your vaginal walls.

Four.

When on top, gyrate your hips.

Five.

Moan seductively under him.

Six.

When you don't reach orgasm,

he may work too hard for it.

If he ejaculates too early,

it could only mean trouble.

- So you must climax hastily.

- It's all right.

It's not all right!

Do not forget these guidelines!

With everyone in one place,

it's like addressing the entire nation.

We're not worthy, Your Highness.

Pick a dish and introduce yourself.

I'm from deep valleys of Milyang.

Your southern accent will charm us all!

You're the Cutie.

I am...

Look at her!

I'll call you the Wimp.

The Elegant, the Beautiful, the Skilled...

The king inspected everyone very carefully,

but soon got bored of it,

and didn't even bother anymore.

That's her.

They say, a horse's penis

even gave Buddha an erection.

I am Seol, a Kaesong concubine.

With one glimpse, I can

tell you are special.

You are the Bewitcher.

Best of the bunch!

I'll see you in the palace soon.

Yes, Your Highness.

Anyone else?

That's inedible!

Stand up.

Where was this jewel found?

I'm Jung-hwa, Neungju Lord JO's daughter.

Do you know what you just ate?

It is heifer's uterus,

preserved with garlic,

a placenta dish.

It's my favorite dish.

How did it taste?

It was sorrowful.

Sorrowful?

Teardrops on a pillow,

raindrops on a step stone,

over the window, rain falls all night,

and a mother's jacket...

turns crimson.

A true diamond in the rough.

You are... the Master.

I am honored, Your Highness.

- Minister IM!

- Yes, Your Highness!

I want her in the palace right now!

- But it is not...

- Your Highness.

Good things come to those who wait.

You should observe until she's ripe.

Observe?

If you so insist.

The fact is, I feel so empty and lonely.

Please rush the training.

Yes, Your Highness!

I never anticipated this contest,

but of all the girls, why her?

You see, it's unfolding as I've told you.

Nonsense!

When I think of my life in

exile, while her father...

Do you think I'd hand

over such power to them?

Lord JO's daughter?

What a treacherous pair!

How could the IMs support a

daughter of their nemesis?

But I can see why he would support her.

Yes, there's something special about her,

even her scent is...

Enough!

Minister YU!

Get it together!

My apologies!

From Neungju, right?

Find out more about her.

- Certainly.

- Right now!

You better up your game!

Looks like the butchering

gave you the edge.

But for an uneducated peasant,

how did you come up with such a poem?

Even a lowly girl has good taste buds,

I just tried to mimic what I learned.

Begin.

As if in a dream,

a wave of realization came over him.

Her delicate hand gesture

startled his pupils,

and melted his frozen memories.

Can a father's crimes be inherited?

She was traitor Lord KIM

Il-son's daughter Dan-hee.

Your transfixion left you

ignorant to my presence.

My apologies, Your Highness.

As with last time,

you bring me many delights.

I'm not worthy, Your Highness.

I'll soon open a banquet

to test your training.

The winner will not only become my consort,

she'll receive a large sum of gold...

When I am in the palace,

even a million gold coins hold no value.

Then what'd make you happy?

This sword knows the answer,

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