The Undershepherd Page #5
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You been throwing
up again?
No, I have
not been.
No, I haven't.
I don't need
to talk.
What's that
for?
This is all that
should matter to you.
So why don't
you take it
and go do
what you do.
Go shopping-
I don't want
to shop.
I want my
husband back.
No, no!
What are
you doing?
Don't talk.
L.C., please.
Sorry.
I just want you to
listen to me.
What, what,
what for?
- Because...
- What for?
- What for?
- To get back to us!
All you're gonna do
is just throw up!
Look at you,
you look a mess.
I'm not gonna
throw up.
Look at this, all this,
would you just...
become skin
and bones now.
This is not who
I married.
I'm not skin
and bones.
This makeup, these baubles,
this dress, all of this!
What is this!
You don't look
like my first lady.
I am your
first lady!
I bust my butt to be a
first lady for you!
And all you care
about is this!
Your filthy, dirty,
- rotten
- Get out!
- Stinking, demon money!
- Get out, out.
You can't...
Hello?
What?
No,
I can't.
I can't do it to...
Not right now,
I'm in the office.
Yes.
Is everything okay,
sir?
Sh"?
How's
the list coming?
There's a small
problem.
Nobody wants to
give up their seat, sir.
Okay, what about
Miss Bell?
Minister, I didn't
call Miss Bell 'cause...
I kinda felt bad
calling her.
What did
you just say?
I didn't call her.
I'm gonna ask you again,
what about Miss Bell?
What about her?
Minister?
Miss Bell is
a good person.
She's been here...
When I ask you
to do something!
I need you
to do it!
Do you
understand me!
Have a seat,
have a seat.
I want this cleared up
in the next 15 minutes.
Hallelujah.
Hallelujah.
So the doctor has me taking
these pills for depression.
And I just wanna thank
the Lord for finally
finding medication
that really works.
And I feel human again.
Amen.
I just wanna
thank Jesus.
I just wanna
thank you Jesus!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Thank you!
God is worthy to
be praised, Hallelujah.
Are you serious?
Are you
kidding me?
No.
You ought to be
ashamed of yourself.
What?
not right with God.
I can't believe you would
thank Jesus for some pills.
You're depressed because
you're weak.
You're depressed because
you're not right with God.
L.C... L.C., this is
her testimony!
Pastor L.C.!
Did anybody see
Deaconess Carter's name
on the program this
morning?
No, sir.
The answer would
be no.
So with
all due respect
Deaconess Carter,
would you please
sit down.
Ooh.
Give me this,
what is this?
You don't need
any Lithium!
Amen, Amen.
You don't need...
any Vicodin!
You don't need it!
You don't
need it!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
God is all you
need.
How's it going?
Have you seen
these?
What's this?
Your numbers.
I don't know how
to read these.
Look, all you need
to know is
last week's telecast
received the highest ratings
in the history of
this network.
If
You know...
his whole message
has changed.
Becoming
so mean-spirited.
Publicly humiliating
people.
What is your
excuse, Americal?
No more excuses!
Thank you, Jesus.
No more excuses.
No more excuses.
Oh, praise God.
I'm so glad y'all
with me today.
So glad y'all
with me today.
Hey, Michael, how
are you?
I appreciate it.
Can you stand
up for me, please.
Okay.
Stand up, please.
Praise God,
Michael.
What is your excuse?
I can't think of nothing
right now, sir.
Amen,
are you sure?
Tell him, Michael,
tell him.
Yeah, Pastor,
I'm sure.
Just tell him,
Michael.
All right.
Kira, where
are you, sweetheart?
I'm here, Pastor.
Oh, there you go, hey, you
looking good, baby, how are you?
Fine.
Can you get those babies
to stand up, please?
Amen.
Michael, I'ma ask
you again.
What's your excuse?
I don't understand
- I don't really...
- Michael?
What is
your excuse
for not paying
child support?
What is your excuse
for not playing
an active role
in these beautiful
little girls' lives, huh?
Amen, hold on,
hold on.
I'm not sure
what your excuse is
for coming in this church,
sitting behind your baby's mama,
bringing a stray...
this stray in the house
of the Lord!
I wanna know
what your excuse
is for being half
of a man.
You know what... I
ain't gonna take this.
Let's go, baby.
- You can run, Michael.
- Whatever.
Let him 90...
you can run!
You can run, Michael,
you can run!
You can run,
Michael, you can run!
You can't hide on
Jesus.
God is everywhere,
forgive me.
This whole
thing is broadcast on live TV.
The sad part is, everybody's
going crazy, they love it.
They love it.
Roland, did
you hear that?
I told you we should've
watched the show.
Listen to this.
You guys should
go to church.
Sunday.
Praise the Lord.
The Baptist convention will
take place in Atlanta next week.
Attending will be our
choir director,
Sister Evelyn Roberts...
Sorry I got off on
a bad foot with you.
Excuse me.
You know what?
You're a fraud
and an insult to
this church.
And God.
I am God.
Hm, hm, hm.
Good morning,
First Baptist Church of Christ!
Good morning!
Amen.
I gotta tell you,
it's so great.
Amen.
- Really seriously, it's so
great to see all
the new faces.
So blessed.
And some old.
You see the Lord knows
who the haters are.
Yeah, it's true.
Amen?
Amen.
So if you want to
hate on me!
Amen.
Because I'm smarter
than you.
Because I'm
better than you.
Because I'm stronger
than you.
Because I'm
more patient than you.
Amen, Rev.
I'll pray for you.
Y'all ready for
the sermon, today?
Y'all ready for
the sermon?
Oh, man, I think I
broke my glasses.
glasses, will you hold on...
Hey, you like that one?
Ma'am, I love
you so much.
I appreciate you so
much, please, come back.
Great service today, sir.
I appreciate that,
thank you so much.
Can you find Casandra
for me and, uh...
go around
and get my car.
Which car you driving
today, sir?
Which car am I driving,
which car am I driving?
CLS.
CLS, CLS, I need you to
find the CLS for me.
Got it.
Appreciate that, praise God,
appreciate it, appreciate it.
Hey, Law.
Hey.
L'ma pray
for you, man.
Pray for me?
You gon' pray
for me?
L'ma pray for you!
What you mean,
gonna pray for me?
I'm gonna pray for you.
You acting
the fool, Law.
- All right?
- Why did you come here?
We're supposed to
be brothers.
We are brothers,
you left!
You gonna come back
here and try to judge me,
hate on me?
What is this
about, money?
No, I don't need your money.
I came back here because I
thought you needed some help.
I wanted to see if
it was true
all the things I
But you're lost, man,
you're lost.
Is that it?
Is that the best
you can do?
You know what,
I'm sorry I came.
I'm sorry I came.
I definitely did not expect
to see the devil at work.
I tell you what, Shirley,
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