The Unseen Page #2

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broken ones on my account.

Bye Ms. Lucille.

Bye Ms. Lucille. Bye...

This is Ms. Kathleen and her cousin Earl.

I heard about your daddy...

- I'm sorry.

- Thank you.

Yeah, that was a real tragedy...

Hello Harold.

Now, this here

is the only beer we sell down

here in Haralson these days.

Why's that?

Here's your $73.50 from last month.

Thank you darlin'.

Well, you sure have inherited

yourself quite a liability here,

haven't you?

See why you would be in such a hurry to sell it.

If there's anything I can do to

help out I surely will.

You know Harold,

I got you the sponge

licky things you were asking for.

They were right here.

Well they were right here.

Let me go take a quick peek in the back.

Welcome home Roy.

I'm going to leave you one of these.

Right here.

It's on the house.

Come on now,

it's the best beer in Georgia.

It's only 8 a.m.

Suit yourself.

Harold, the Virgin Mary is up in

Conyers again, can I borrow the truck?

Nice to meet you Roy.

My pleasure Ms. Kathleen.

You think this here is good greasy oil?

I'm looking for the most

greasy of all oils.

I've got it down to these two.

I got the green one and the yellow one.

This one's 10W 30 and this one's 10W 30.

This one? Or this one?

Ha! That's the one I think too!

Let's go Earl!

I'm coming, I've got to get my Penzoil!

And get me this dinosaur thingy

and I'll get this and just...

put it on Harold's account.

Alright, bye.

Got my oil.

This is the good stuff right here.

Hey Harold sorry about that,

I finally found them...

Dang it!

Well he went and left the sponge licker thingys.

He'll come back for them.

You know what, you need to take

them over there, would you?

No. I...

You know where the house is...?

Just this side of the tracks...

I need to go clean up that mess

y'all made in the back...

Actually, I should clean...

No, no, no... you'll do no such thing.

Scoot.

She's like ninety nine pounds of dynamite

and my girl she sure looks nice.

Anybody home?

Harold?

Harold are you there?

Harold?

I've brought your licky things

you left at the store.

Anybody home?

Anybody home?

I got your licky things from the store.

It's in a blue ba...

You scared the hell out of me!

You scared me! Who's that?

It's Roy.

- Roy Clemens?

- Yes, Roy Clemens.

How did you get up here?

Up where?

- You got a ladder?

- No.

Can you help me out?

Get in that window!

What are you doing?

You...

You left your licky things

at the store so I...

You know better than to come around here.

Veronica said I should bring back...

Said you should what?

- I know I shouldn't come... by...

- Hey.

Just...

get out of here.

What are you doing Sammy!

- I just...

- What?

What have I told you about that window?

I was careful.

- You wanna fall again?

- No.

I can't afford to pay for

another broken clavicle!

Get on the ground!

What about all these envelopes?

You haven't stuffed a single one!

I'm sorry.

I was working hard on the beer labels.

And why are you so wet?

What have I told you about that pool?

It was just so hot today.

Did you have a good day?

- Sammy?

- Uh huh?

- Get up.

- Okay.

Sit down.

I was thinking.

What were you thinking?

Well, it's been a long time...

maybe you and me can go see mama?

Sammy?

Uh huh?

I will say when we do what.

I know.

- Okay?

- Uh huh.

Sorry.

You think Roy could have some

dinner with us some night?

Roy's not going to have dinner with us Sammy.

Okay.

I'll start stuffing these envelopes right now.

Wait a second.

Just wait a second.

Sorry I made a mess.

You have no idea what you're doing.

Now.

Give me your hand.

Alright.

Here's the first page.

Here's the second page.

Here's the envelopes.

Where's my lickys?

Here's your lickys.

Here's your stickers...

Somehow we've already run

clean out of pork rinds.

I know I ordered 4 more

boxes like normal.

Want me to show you how to order...

Dang Mr. C...

look like you've seen

a ghost, are you alright?

Want me to get you some water or

one of them dramamine pills?

Anyone come to see the store?

No. No sir.

Just be sure to let me know

if anyone comes around.

Yes sir.

You got one flying right there by your head...

Here you go Jasper.

That's what I'm talking about.

- Six bucks do ya?

- Yep.

Boys. Bear, let's go.

- See ya Jasper.

- Thank you fellas.

It's hot out!

What's the matter baby,

didn't see no gooey green men?

Shut your hole.

Hey, come here now.

You know I got you something

special up at the store.

You seen this one yet?

Oh sugar pie!

Why are you so good to me?

Elvis Presley was born a triplet.

Hey, how did I miss that!?

Oh, well that explains a whole lot don't it.

Sure does.

Hey good looking.

You scared me half to death.

I'm sorry about earlier.

I just don't know why you stay here.

What? And miss glares like those?

Heavens no.

Well, you know...

we could... I mean I could...

You could pick me up at 8

and take me for a little walk.

Okay?

I need to tire myself out.

You're awfully brave.

Well, I just do what I want.

Well, look at this god damn mess.

- What a surprise.

- I'm cleaning.

- Hey Sammy.

- Hey Kathleen.

- Want a beer?

- Yep.

That's a nice shirt you got on.

Feel it. It's soft.

I like your shirt too Kathleen.

It feels good.

You sure do like Kathleen don't you.

- Kathleen?

- Yeah baby?

Is there something wrong with my shirt?

No sweet cakes there's nothing wrong with it.

We got to get Sammy a lady friend.

I hope she's nice and sweet like Kathleen is to me.

So what's going on with Roy.

You two were acting a might bit

peculiar up at the store.

Hey we all used to be best friends!

Harold and Roy, those two was like

two ticks on a dog!

Didn't I tell you to clean this mess up!

I'm doing it now.

Now you ain't going out on the porch tonight.

Well I'll be, you all stayed in touch?

Why don't you just forget about Roy Clemens.

I think I'm getting hungry.

Why don't you have you some potatoes.

Okay.

Here, I'll open up the "potatoes" for you.

And don't forget your "butter."

I got it right here.

I don't know why you do that!

- Why I do what?

- Don't worry about it baby.

Who's talking to you Sammy?

No one.

Dammit Earl!

This can opener goes

in this drawer right here!

Sorry. I forgot.

- Hey Earl?

- Yeah?

You want some of my potatoes?

They're good.

Um... no.

- Okay.

- You have them.

Harold, what are you eating?

Don't you ever feed this boy at your house?

No she don't.

Well, I got me some of this venison.

Eww! Venison is so nasty.

Well, maybe you ain't had it prepared right.

Well, let's fire up the grill and

see what we can do about that.

Did you finish up those beer labels yet?

Yep. I did it this morning.

Can I come outside too?

Nope. You can stay in here and finish cleaning.

Let's go Earl.

I'm going to find out

who took that gourd off the porch.

I ain't seen a Martin around here in weeks.

- Mosquitos are eating me alive!

- It wasn't me.

You're awful to Sammy, you know that!

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