The Untouchables
- R
- Year:
- 1987
- 119 min
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An article, which I believe appeared
in a newspaper, asked why,
since it would seem that you are
in effect the Mayor of Chicago,
you're not simply being
appointed to that position.
Well, I tell ya, it's touching.
Like a lot of things in life,
we laugh because it's funny,
and we laugh because it's true.
Some people say,
reformers here say:
"Put that man in jail,
what does he think he is doing?"
What I hope I'm doing, and here's
where your paper's got a point,
is I'm responding to
the will of the people.
People are gonna drink. We all
know that. All I do is act on that.
And all this talk of bootlegging.
What is bootlegging?
On the boat it's bootlegging,
on Lake Shore Drive it's hospitality.
I'm a businessman.
Your reputation is that you control
your business through violence.
That those that don't purchase your
product are dealt with violently.
It's all right.
I grew up in a tough neighborhood.
We used to say, "You can get further
with a kind word and a gun"
"than you can
with just a kind word."
And in that neighborhood
it might've been true.
And sometimes
your reputation follows you.
There is violence in Chicago,
but not by me
and not by anybody I employ.
Because it's not good business.
Leave us alone down here,
we've got everything we need.
The green beer you're peddlin'
ain't any good.
It's not supposed to be good.
It's supposed to be bought.
I'm not buyin' any.
Don't worry about it, Pops,
we won't come back.
- How's everyone at your house today?
- They're fine.
- Is your Mama well?
- She has a little cold.
Oh, she does?
- I'm sorry to hear that.
- But she'll be all right.
- There you go.
- Thank you.
That's all right, sweetie.
You be careful crossin' the street.
- Mister!
- You tell your Mama that...
Hey, Mister! Wait!
Mister! Wait!
You forgot your brief...
Yes, I heard it on the radio.
I know.
Now it's time to go to work.
You'll make a good first impression.
I love you, Eliot.
Now, shoo.
Eliot Ness, Special Agent
of the Treasury Department.
- Mr. Ness.
- Thank you, Chief.
At the request
of the City of Chicago,
the Department of the Treasury
has inaugurated a programme
to deal with the flow of illegal
liquor and the violence it creates.
Mr. Ness!
Of what does this programme consist?
I and other agents of the Treasury
will be working
with the Chicago Police...
Isn't it just another
showpiece programme?
- What do you think of prohibition?
- Do you drink, Mr. Ness?
- Come on, answer the questions.
- It's not just a showpiece.
And I'll tell you
how I feel about prohibition.
It is the law of the land.
Do you consider yourself
a crusader, is that it?
What qualifications
do you have for the job?
Do you have any political ambitions?
All right, boys,
I think that's enough.
What are your real plans?
What have you got coming up?
You'll have to read about it
in the paper.
- Let me ride along with you.
- No. Can't help you.
Mr. Ness, Lieutenant Alderson,
the Flying Squad.
Are you ready to meet the men?
Yes, I am.
I have one more thing to say.
I know that many of you take a drink.
What you've done before today
is not my concern.
But now we must be pure,
and I want you to stop.
It's not a question of whether it's
'a harmless drink'. It may well be.
But it's against the law.
And as we are going to enforce
the law, we must do first by example.
Are there any questions?
Good. The Department
of the Treasury's had
a man undercover here
for some time now.
We've received word
from this informant
that a large shipment of Canadian
whiskey has arrived in Chicago.
So I hope that you have signed on
for some action.
Remember, the liquor cases
are marked with the red maple leaf.
The Treasury Agent is
in a grey suit with a white scarf.
- He is not to be arrested.
- A grey suit and a white scarf.
- That's it. Are your men ready?
- Yes, sir. They are.
- At ease.
- Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
- How are we doin'?
- Okay.
- Want part of a sandwich?
- No, thank you, sir.
- You nervous?
- No, sir.
- Been with the unit long?
- A short while.
- I suppose we all want to do well.
- Yes, sir.
A message from my wife.
- You married?
- Yes, sir, I am.
Nice to be married, huh?
Just follow me.
- Oh, God...
- Federal officer. Hands in the air.
Get 'em up. Drop it.
Damn it, I can't, it'll break.
Mr. Ness. Look, I was just...
Geez, I'm sorry.
Listen, I can do a lot for you,
what you're tryin' to do.
I get the big scoop,
you make a big splash.
Get some support. What do you say?
Let's be real, let me help you.
Okay. Just shut up.
All right now...
Let's do some good!
Hold it right there!
Federal officer. You're under arrest
for violations of the Volstead Act.
Let's cover the doors!
Don't let anybody out!
Preseuski.
- I'm here with permission.
- Who gave you permission?
- Mr. Ness!
- Sorry, let him through here.
Let him through here.
You want to take your picture,
take it now.
- You ready?
- Ready.
Liquor, huh?
Get him out of here.
- Tear the place apart!
- I mean now, get him out!
That means you, too.
Christ!
Now, what do you think you're doing?
You want to throw garbage? Throw it
in the goddamn trash basket.
Don't you have
more important things to do?
Yeah.
But I'm not doing them right now.
Do we understand each other?
Okay, pal, why the Mohaska?
- Why are you packin' the gun?
- I'm a Treasury Officer.
All right.
Just remember
what we talked about now.
Hey... Wait a minute!
What the hell kind of police
do you have in this goddamn city?
You just turned your back
on an armed man.
- You're a Treasury officer.
- I just told you I was.
Who would claim to be that,
who was not?
What's your name and unit?
It's right here.
You got a beef?
What is it?
How did you know I had a gun?
What do you want,
No.
Are you okay, pal?
I had a rough day on the job.
- Are you going home now?
- I was about to.
Well, then, you just fulfilled
the first rule of law enforcement.
Make sure when your shift is over
you go home alive.
Here endeth the lesson.
$100,000 for 40 barrels.
Make sure there are no empties.
I'm gonna give you the ledger,
everything is in the book.
- It's Eddie.
- Come in, Eddie.
So, he gets into the snowplough,
and he says, "Let's do some good".
And then, we bust through...
- Mr. Ness?
- Yes?
I came here to thank you.
It was...
...my little girl that got killed
with that bomb.
I'm sorry. Please.
I'm... I'm so sorry.
You see, it's... because I know
that you have children, too.
And that this is real for you,
that these men cause us tragedy.
And I know that you will
put a stop to them.
And you do that, now.
- What do you want?
- I'd like to talk to you.
Come in.
I need a small group of men,
handpicked, starting with you.
Ness! I am just a poor beat cop.
- Now, how can I help you?
- Just work with me.
- But why should I, though?
- Because you're a good cop.
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