The Vagabond Lover Page #2

talent well if he's the guy you say yes

we wanted to have any trouble landing

with him well let's set up how that will

knock him dead but it's first to milking

hello hello is this a police station oh

yes well I want to report a burglary yes

yes yes yes yes

mmm this is mrs. F a better fighter

speaking yes mrs. White all herself

yes yeah well my niece and myself saw a

gang of strangers breaking into a

neighbor's house yes yes the house

rented by mr. Broun the bandleader yeah

y-yeah yes you'll be right up oh oh yes

well we are awaiting idea you remember

that robbery of two weeks ago you know I

owe my perils I remember I just let

pearl oh my

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Hey there's nobody in any of these rooms

yes you're right the house is empty

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Wonder who it can be

I'll say

don't move any on you stand right where

you be step in miss Whitehall I got him

cornered that's right these are the dead

all right

are you sure you recognize him I do

I saw them breaking in the side window

not five minutes ago breaking in hey I

suppose you know that the Lord in the

house breaking young Paulo LA here the

last gang I caught get a year we on

housebreaking nobody's being at all is.

Jeong Jeong well that isn't junk salsa

band instruments I know that van there

summers I suppose you know the law

against stealing them too don't you we

weren't stealing them we were we were

playing them why I'm I'm the leader here

leader well you better get ready to

leave this bunch to jom don't you see.

Annie it's mr. Ted grant himself and his

band nonsense

mr. Grant wouldn't break into his own

house my job that was it exactly forgot

his key that's right isn't it mr. Graham

why yes I I forgot my key yeah well you

don't look like any sex or horny wizard

to me oh but he is

he's a wonderful saxophone player isn't

be boring yeah except when he forgets

the key yeah well if you're Ted right

let's hear you on this sure this band

play something on these instruments just

trying to get away with is suddenly come

on boys let's show him what kind of a

band we really are yes come on they're

good

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My.

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I love

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There's me

my

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Oh mr. Grant I'm so pleased to meet you

how could we ever make a silly mistake

oh don't don't apologize it it might

happen to anyone

but you see we are your nearest

neighbors and this this is my niece Jean

you must mind Andy she so wanted to meet

you

that's why she was so anxious to protect

your property did you want to meet me

oh I've always wanted to meet Ted grant

well then that's who I am all right

oh then you got my notes about the music.

Allen

oh yes yes of course

I got them all right well and you'll

come Oh mr. Graham please say you come

where to buy to play at my musical ha ha

you didn't answer me but I shan't

chastise you I know you're going to come

all imagine imagine mrs. Todd on her

when she knows that mr. Ted grant is

going to play for us that's Annotated

social rival it does seem silly but it's

so important to her

not at all my dear not at all it's

simply because Illi was then very much

the way mrs. Mrs. tada the hundred acts

on our benefit committee meetings I

trying to run the whole show and

everything just because she knows a lot

of opera singers.

Oh mr. Grant she's going to bring them

with her tonight to my musical just to

show how important she is really really

it's to noise yes it it certainly is Oh

mr. Grant if you would come to our

little affair then bring your boys with

you then we could introduce he was our a

friend

well I'll tell you mrs. Todd hunter I

mean this is Whitehall we had originally

intended to leave town on the 6 o'clock

train hey what's this I was just that

tomorrow is Sunday and the first train

doesn't go out till 6 o'clock we thought

that maybe I mean this note that says

here notice to train

mr. grand a ladle Tuesday please hold

all deliveries oh that yes that says

you're Winkle Tuesday you think so you

can't believe anything you read trying

to kid the country cafe he means he was

thinking of going and then changed his

mind.

Oh and left this note on the door huh oh

yes that's it we were just thinking of

going yeah but you're not going now no

of course not

why should we yes why indeed oh then

you'll be here bra musical tonight won't

you oh yeah I guess we will oh that's so

good of you mr. Grant Oh madam I party

mr. Grant and his band to vote oh really

I'm eternally grateful and so alive well

we're delighted aren't we boys yeah

I think you're very nice mr. Grant we

won't forget the vine

don't forget the musical's at 8 o'clock

tonight

goodbye for the moment

goodbye oh and gene and I I want you to

know that we hope to see a great deal of

all of you boys why do you stay here

yeah and I wish to tell you that I I

don't care for ground office no no no

I'm - American - American jazz oh I I

just a door jazz I don't know it does it

that it kind of does something to me

just an Indian

hey buddy don't forget I got my eye on

you you and your band to boot

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Hey I don't like that to boot what did

you want to tell him that I was Ted

grandpa well I hate jails they're so

cold and damn that was a deliberate

deception a lie I hate doing a thing

like this ha ha

don't hand us any of that saying well

that girl said she was crazy about

meeting Ted grant you began to look more

like him than he does himself I know it

I entered into this thing deliberately

that's why I feel so rotten now what do

you mean I mean we could have told the

truth we could have explained not to

that cop oh yes we could but I stood for

it because well I wanted to make a hit

with that girl

what yes you see I've always wanted to

be a great Orchestra director just like

Ted grant and when I saw how she felt

about him I let her go on believing I

was him now I've gone and balled up

everything forever no you have an old

boy tell you what we'll do now we'll

play at this trick party tonight because

well because we'll have to and we'll

stay here until tomorrow and grab the

six o'clock train tomorrow evening why

that cop can't stop us oh nothing to be

ascared not a thing

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Jihad

dear Santa your friend sing beautiful

really they've made quite an occasion of

your little party heaven say mrs. Rifle

I almost feel it as your parting My dear

oh yes it does brightness soiree if one

can count my ones guests a few of the

people who really about you something

your self for example do mrs. Todd.

Hunton so nice of you to say so my dear

I think the pianist is trying to catch

your eye oh oh yes I must now introduce

some of the other singers don't tell me

you two have some famous artists just

the poor little orphan I thought it'd be

sang tonight it might advertise them for

our benefit tomorrow haha yes it is hard

to make a problem for these little

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