The Vagabond Lover Page #4

won't you mr. Graham but I told you

before it's impossible we have to secure

our managers permission oh I've taken

care of that with a wire from the

committee meeting yeah we got your

managers address from the broadcasting

people in New York told him that you

were here wanted to help us and offering

to accept he's done you said that I was

here and that I wanted to play well of

course and your whole band that was

right wasn't it

the answer should be here by now by that

machine that what that gene please

that must be what the butler is trying

to find you for the butler what with you

come on speak up what is it yes calm

calm

well I I really have forgotten well then

I see the butler it must be the telegram

why didn't you want Andy to read that

telegram gene there was something I

wanted to tell you but it's too late now

about the telegram read it why it's

addressed to Andy it will concern you

why don't believe it read it.

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Vande operating in your neighborhood is

fake and wired police to arrest all

concerned and hold till I arrived with

mr. Grant

impossible play your benefit as cannot

arrive to late evening J Stein Jean I

wanted to tell you I was trying to tell

you you're not Ted grant know you've

been lying imposing on us.

Oh Jean you don't understand let me

explain

why what's the matter what's happened we

saw the cops coming and beated how far

is it to the station it's a half mile

across country you mean me run half a

mile we'll never make that six o'clock

train without a car then we're so well I

don't mind a brick but gee I hate water

wait a minute I'll take you my car boy

are we going to hide behind a woman's

skirts.

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Faceman Benjamin was a nice bunch of

criminals plane ride placer crooks

well cooked

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But how am I going to see you again you

aren't going to see me again

oh I know I've been to blame it's been a

terrible mistake that I'd give anything

to undo you better go you'll miss your

train I'm not going until I know that

you'll forgiving me

have I hurt you so much I don't

understand why did you save us from the

police then oh I just couldn't see you

punished that way we'd have deserved it

you don't know Andy she'd never forgive

you she'd make me give you a prison

sentence well I don't care about her I

want you to know just how sorry I am

it is myself that counts it is Nana's

humiliation it's something far greater

than any of us something you and your

friends have forgotten about that's a

real sucker what is that the children of

the orphanage why what do you mean oh

you spoil the whole benefit and II

trusted you and counted on you

the other artists have gone back to New

York that won't arrive until much later

and there'll be no time to get anyone

else to have the program this evening I

never thought of that we'll have to

return all the ticket money but blacker

the fund must go to the broadcasting

people hardly worth while giving the

other performances if this one is such a

failure what can I do I was too late to

do anything you've had your joke at the

expense of a great charity the one we've

worked so hard for and because he

thought that his children was suffered

oh I could never forgive you for that.

Oh Jane I never want to see you again

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Come on the trains moving I'm not gone

what these right about that benefit look

suppose he is are we going to miss this

train bye

have you been nook do anything you're

crazy bill Ju I don't care I'm going to

take my medicine

oh come on let's catch this train go

ahead I'll write you from the Rockpile

not me you're wrong because I'm going to

be right there with you what you think

I'd let you take this alone why I'm in

this as much as you are that's right

boys we're all in this together

and if Rudy's game let's stick to oh I

can't let you all do that say if it'll

help them for us to play we'll play

let's get a tag come on hey Maxie

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Apartness white huh Stevens are the new

how do you do mr. Stevens tell me yeah

who first introduced this impostor to

your friends as Ted grant I see well

when did you first notice your nieces

romantic interest in them but you ran

away with a bag of bone of the hell what

can we get a photograph of this lease

now I don't intend to answer any more

questions but you've got to it's front

page stuff but my dear lady we're giving

you a million dollars worth of free

publicity can't you just see it boys hey.

Aris elopes with there what is he

calling Oh Vega bar ante rages secret

love nest her vagabond lover there's a

head point yeah pardon me mrs. Whitehall

I met you with the lathe routes at Palm.

Beach last winner now on the interest of

the police Gazette might I ask you if

your niece has ever been photographed in

a bathing suit

besides boys way uh not so sure she did

run away with these Crocs maybe they ran

away with her well that's my theory

hey kidnapping hot dog would you say

yeah hypnotism had been used well I

wouldn't say positively but you might

print the fact that chief George see.

Tuttle expect some startling disclosures

within 24 hours a to teasin tunnel you

mean in the res Boys we're gonna roast

these crooks and put them where they

belong she was my name is your sea

turtle attached 11th precinct with two

teams I followed them from the operatic

star expected will be unable to appear

mrs. Whitehall promised to replace them

with the tech Batman the game due to

another unfortunate misunderstanding

out of mrs. Whitehall this will also be.

Oh what do you do to be the famous Ted

grand organization and turned out in

actuality to be a small group of amateur

musicians who however rather than let

the evening suffer by mrs. White House

air have gladly contribute their

services to the program weinerman

that means the birds you want are right

at the benefit now and souls of each

from their nerve on them I'll pitch the

whole bunch

do you mean to tell me because young my

god have had the impudence to Avira that

benefit after what is happened oh I

thought the radio saying man my car

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Can you beat that but what do you think

of that nut there's no Ted grant method

stealing my stuff huh wait a minute wait

a minute let's get a lot of that guy

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Ever dream

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Remind me.

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We.

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My.

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Hey boy I want somebody there sneak

around that way and come in underneath

there why those hollows are look at me

come on boys come on over here with that

and now the final number from our band

will close the performance

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My.

For the healthy

and I.

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My fragrant flowers then

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