The Victorville Massacre Page #2

homes foreclosed

or are the new owners to homes

that recently foreclosed.

Practically every f***ing house

in Victorville is on the verge

of foreclosure. Let alone the

nation!

That'll do Gates! Jesus Christ

give it a rest.

Alert the media.

Call the newstations and set

something up.

If anyone

is gonna break it to this town

it might as well be me.

Yes sir.

Besides, I'm sure the news

station is gonna chalk it up to

some outsider anyway.

Door closes

Besides, I'm sure the news

station are gonna

chalk it up

to some outsider anyway.

Bailey, hold it a minute.

Take a seat.

You know you should consider

taking some time off...

You look like sh*t.

I'm fine.

I know how important this case

is to you.

He killed...

Clears throat

He killed my partner, Chief.

No one's blaming you for

Maroney's death, Bailey.

Hell, no one could have

anticipated that sick son of a

b*tch.

Not even Gates.

Effective immediately, you're

going to take a leave absence.

But Chief!

No buts Bailey. Go home.

Have a cold beer.

Have a cream soda.

Do some f***in' thing.

Gates is on it. You got nothing

to worry about.

I don't trust him.

Gates?

He's your boy.

He's not my boy.

Bailey, gonna need your badge.

Places badge on desk

Seriously, I had no idea.

Come on, Matt. You can't be

that naive.

Come on, Matt. You can't be

that naive.

Really?

Two thuds on door

That must be the crew.

Door creaks open

Ria?

Come on you guys...

Hey! So good to see you!

Ria:
Hey, sexy b*tch!

Lisa:
How was the drive?

Horrible with those two.

Stephanie:
Lane had the worst

gas ever.

Sorry, snowflake. Not all of

farts can smell like potpourri.

Matt:
You guys are stacked.

Some more than others.

Matt:
You guys are stacked.

Some more than others.

Shut up you guys!

Steven:
Time for some good

stuff. We got

a tradition to uphold.

Tradition?

We did it once six years ago.

Yeah, that hardly makes it

a tradition.

Oh my God. I hate beer.

Let's just do this sh*t.

Steven:
Ria, why don't you start

us off.

Ok. A toast to...

A great weekend.

To reunions.

And like, new beginnings.

To the unknown.

To who give a f***?

Steven/Landen:
To p*ssy!

Laughs

Officer Bailey:
This is all of

it?

Sally:
All the homes foreclosed

in the past

two years and their former

owners.

As requested.

Thanks, Sally. I can't tell ya

how much

I appreciate this.

Is it true?

That there's a serial killer on

the loose?

I heard about your partner.

It's sickening to think

what happened to that poor boy.

Thanks again, Sal.

Hey!

How are you?

Good!

Traffic was miserable.

That Vegas traffic.

Definitely. Hey buddy. Oh,

nice shot.

Steven (OS):
Speaking of shot?!

Lisa/Ria:
I'll do one!

Hey Matt, where can I put my

stuff.

Matt (OS):
Guest bedroom is down

the hall on the left.

I'll show him.

Lane:
Who's ready for the hot

tub?

Mary:
We just go here. Let's

have a few

drinks first.

Matt (OS):
Mary, it's alright.

We'll make a fire,

sit down, and relax.

Lane:
Come on, baby doll.

Stephanie:
Okay.

Hey Matt, where can I use the

bathroom?

Matt (OS):
Down the hall.

I guess we're going to the hot

tub!

Yes sir.

Ohhh, dude. Stephanie AND Lane.

I know, man.

I'm already starting to chub.

Kissing sounds

Thank you so much

for joining me in the hot tub.

I so wouldn't want to go out

there

with those guys alone...

Yeah. It's no problem.

You know what?

Opens blade

Do you know what this is?

Yeah, I think I know what that

is.

Have you used one of these

before?

Nooo. I haven't used one.

Here...

If a guy ever tries

to do something you don't want

to do.

Get him all...

Nice and hot.

And take this blade...

And jam it right in his little

prick!

It'll soften him right up.

Thanks.

I always keep it in my right

pocket but uh...

I don't think I'm going to need

it anymore.

Gee, thanks.

Yeah, no problem princess.

Though I wouldn't put that blade

away just yet...

You know, those two outside?

Laughs

Matt (OS):
Wow.

Mary:
Woooo

Sexy. Sexy.

Hot mamas.

Where's dumb and dumber?

They're already outside waiting

for you...

naked.

Ew. Nasty.

Thank God my neighbors are out

of town this weekend.

Yeah, well, if you hear me

scream

call the police.

God, that was amazing!

You're amazing.

Again?

Uh huh.

You gays are pathetic.

What?!

Sighs

It's hot.

It's a hot tub sweet cheeks.

Ladies...

I don't drink this sh*t.

Don't be a p*ssy.

Yeah, don't be a p*ssy.

Ok. This is dull. Truth or dare

time.

Guys verse girls.

Wait, you can have teams?

Jesus, you're a moron.

Andrew (OS):
Hey guys. What are

you up to?

Playing truth or dare. Want to

play?

It seriously

smells like sex in here.

Andrew (OS):
Yeah? It's probably

just your upper lip.

Smacks

Andrew:
Gees. Anyways...

Where the four musketeers?

Matt:
Uh, I think you mean

three musketeers.

But more importantly. Lane and

Stephanie

in the same hot tub as Steven

and Landen?

Yeah, Lane said for us to call

the police if

we hear anybody scream.

Yeah, I believe that!

Ok. So, what are our teams?

You can have teams

in truth or dare?!

Yeah! Am I the only one that

knows that?

Probably because

the last time anybody played

truth or dare was in middle

school...

Or in horror films...

Alright. I'll go first.

Ok. Andrew:
Truth or dare?

Truth.

Ok...

When was the last time you had

amazing sex?

Not just the plain or ordinary

sex...but like...

first class, grade A, fantastic

sex...

I guess you'd have to ask Lisa

that one.

Laughs

Ria (OS):
Oh, God. Okay...

Alright...last one that finishes

their beer has to go first....

Now we're talkin'.

I'm already half way through

mine!

Exactly. You're half way right?

We just cracked open a new one.

So you gotta head start.

Alright...ok...

GO!

Chugs

Stephanie:
Dammit!

Alright baby doll, you're up.

Stephanie:
Dammit!

Alright baby doll, you're up.

Fine.

Truth?

Or dare?

Truth?

Dammit.

Have you ever experimented

sexually

with another chick?

Niccce!

What? No way!

Jesus Christ. I need another

beer.

Alright, Lane, you're up.

Truth?

Or dare?

Dare.

Niccce.

Alright, in order to break in

LIttle Miss Sunshine

over here...

I say the two of you...

kiss.

A 5 second French-er

What? No way! Gross!

Look, dolly. Let's just do it.

That way when it's their turn

those two have to kiss.

Clinks

Whoever's idea it was to do a

shot

after each round: thank you.

Ok Matt, it's your turn. Truth

or dare.

Ok fine.

Truth?

Or dare?

Kissing

F*** my life.

Uh huh...

Wait a minute! Why don't we have

the fireplace going?

What?

Yeah, you said we could start a

fire.

Oh, oh yeah, um, we can.

We just need some firewood.

No problem. Where's it at? I'll

go get it.

It's in the garage.

Cool beans.

I'll go with you.

Don't take too long.

Let's get

Rock Band going.

Ok!

Def Leopard!

Yep! Def Leopard! Let's do it!

Laughs

Showing everyone your tits

again, Stephanie?

Gooo

away!

Where are you two going?

Andrew:
We're getting some

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