The Virgin Psychics Page #5

Synopsis: I am psychic! You are psychic! Everyone is psychic... but still virgin! Full of laughs and through the eyes of a virgin teenager who wishes to become a hero by saving the world with his suddenly acquired psychic power. Based on the comic "Minna! Esper Dayo!" by Kiminori Wakasugi.
 
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Year:
2015
114 min
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Yoshiro, help!

Yoshiro!

Sae! Miyuki!

Are you two okay?

Sae! Miyuki!

Ms. Polnareff is the ringleader?

Clean up!

What was I doing?

"Under the blue sky

Toyohashi is so beautiful"

She was Polnareff's puppet...

Reading people's memories is not

Polnareff's only ability.

She controls people's memories.

She deletes, rewrites and transplants memories.

She manipulates memories to suit her needs.

Ms. Polnareff, it's you...

I'm the girl of your destiny.

Where are Miyuki and Sae?

Forget about them.

Yoshiro!

You defeated Kamiya already?

Why are you doing this?

To wipe out humanity from Earth.

You want humans to perish?

All humans' evil deeds...

They violate nature and the environment

and kill off wildlife.

Before Earth is ruined

I'll ruin humans.

We only stock nudie magazines now.

That's all you can buy.

Okay!

Behave, girls!

It's okay!

OK, then.

Mitsui, you make me hot!

Where are you hot?

Here?

There?

Tell me where you're hot!

Naughty!

Me too! Naughty!

Naughty!

Everyone, get aroused!

More and more aroused!

More and more!

I'm hot!

Out of the way! He's mine!

Mona, I'm melting.

I love you, Yuko.

There's no room on Earth for greedy fools.

Only God's chosen one will stay.

And he's here.

Yoshiro, it's you.

Him?

Not me?

Because I love Yoshiro.

I can't control the memory

of someone I truly love.

There's only been one person.

You're the only one, Yoshiro.

This is true love.

We'll create a new world together!

We'll be Adam and Eve, and start again.

It's worse than the Duluth Massacre!

Grandpa told me not to let

the Duluth Massacre be repeated.

It's my duty as a surviving Duluth psychic!

Julie!

Purify that female teacher!

Purify!

What's this?

You have no evil intentions?

Of course not. I am pure love.

Let me take your life from you.

Julie!

You too!

We'll fight back with our powers!

Gotcha!

Here goes!

Penis!

I erased their memories.

They don't remember who they are.

That's cruel...

Yoshiro, please understand.

You're the only man I truly love.

It's our destiny.

Come here.

If you make love to me you will live.

Or you die.

Earth's fate depends on you.

Yoshiro.

Let's reorganize.

- Get more psychics...

- And them?

We have to stop the crisis.

- And buy time.

- And sacrifice them?

You need to live to save the world.

The world...

The world... I dunno...

I'm sorry.

But I...

I live for the girl of my destiny.

That's why

I have to rescue her.

Yoshiro.

You're our only hope.

Our future.

He's here.

Here he is!

He came!

Sae?

Miyuki!

Rock the boat, rock the boat...

She waves. We hold hands...

Run. Her hand on mine.

And kiss!

Where's the girl of my destiny?

Love over impurity.

We'll be pure children again.

Like when we met at the hospital.

When we made a vow.

No, thank you!

You've seen my power.

I can rewrite the memories of all humans.

Go, fishy!

Choo, choo...

Forget the other girls. Come with me.

To our very own world!

No!

I just want to jack off to fantasy girls!

Ms. Polnareff, I can jack off to you now!

No! I'm your girl not a plaything!

How about you?

Or you!

Can't you make love to me?

I'll jerk off to fantasy girls

until I meet the one!

Don't!

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Thou art more lovely and more temperate.

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May.

And summer's lease hath all too short a date.

What's this?

What's going on?

What's this!

Huh?

What's this? How embarrassing!

It's cold.

- Get away!

- You too!

Yoshiro, wait! What do you want?

I protected you.

Polnareff is a liar!

I know you're my destiny!

Yoshiro, you have a hard-on...

Sae?

You pervert!

Sae...

You think I'm your destiny girl? No way!

You're mean...

Yoshiro.

- Yoshiro.

- Yoshiro.

You did well!

Awesome!

- Where's Sae?

- Dad!

Thank you!

Yeah, well...

Great!

Good job.

No crimes today.

Toyohashi's peaceful.

Peace!

Good morning!

What I want in a man...

Someone who'll spoil me.

Peace was restored in Toyohashi

by Yoshiro, our hero.

That night he had a peaceful dream.

About when he was in his mom's tummy.

Seeing her gently rub her big stomach

Yoshiro thought she could be

the woman of his destiny.

Next morning he woke up and wiped back tears.

- Then he ran to his mother.

- Mom!

I love you!

What's this?

It's love.

Yoshiro.

I got a new DVD.

They're amateurs so it's all real!

They moan like they mean it!

Come over and check it out.

Found the girl of your destiny?

The women around Yoshiro sang

the song to get his attention.

He was puzzled.

He'd promised the girl of

his destiny to meet up.

There must be only one girl...

Why were they all singing?

In fact on that day on the tram

something happened at the next stop.

- How many months?

- Eight.

- Same here.

- You too!

Can you hear me?

Yes.

I'm from the bookstore.

You're 8 months?

- I'm from the pinball arcade.

- Oh, you too!

Do you hear me?

How about me?

I'm here too!

Me too!

You're all my girls.

Just wait.

Me too!

In a little corner of the universe...

In a little corner of Earth...

In a tiny corner of Japan...

In a small town in Higashi Mikawa...

In one tiny corner of town...

Yoshiro, our hero, jacks off as usual.

Our hero is back at square one.

Ready, Partner?

Miyuki...

No! How about...

No!

After fantasizing about many girls

a thought returns to him.

Who are you?

This is how the world is saved.

Directed by Sono Sion

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Sion Sono

Sion Sono (園 子温, Sono Shion, born December 18, 1961) is a Japanese filmmaker, author and poet. Best known on the festival circuit for the film Love Exposure (2008), he has been called "the most subversive filmmaker working in Japanese cinema today". more…

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