The Wackness Page #8

Synopsis: Friendship, love, and coming of age in New York City, summer of 1994. Luke Shapiro has just graduated from high school, sells marijuana, and trades pot for therapy from a psychologist, Dr. Jeffrey Squires. Luke is attracted to a classmate, Stephanie, who's out of his league and Squires' step-daughter. By July, he's hanging out with Stephanie, taking her on his rounds selling pot out of an ice-cream pushcart. Then things take a turn. In the background, Squires and his wife as well as Luke's parents are having their troubles.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Jonathan Levine
Production: Sony Pictures Classics
  4 wins & 4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.0
Metacritic:
61
Rotten Tomatoes:
70%
R
Year:
2008
99 min
$2,100,000
Website
697 Views


# I'm a blunt gettin' smoked

and I can't wake up #

# I'm a blunt gettin' smoked

and I can't wake up #

# I'm a blunt gettin' smoked

and I can't wake up #

# I'm dreaming

about being a blunt #

# I'm running around

and I just can't wake up #

# I'm dreaming

about being a blunt #

# I'm walking around

and I just can't wake up #

# I'm tryin' to wake up

I can't wake up #

# So I run and jump #

# Someone yelled

Get that blunt! #

# "Get that blunt"?

Now I'm thinking this is major #

# I've got a bunch of people

chasing me with a razor #

# I don't like this dream

as a blunt #

# But I can't get out of it

And I can't seem to wake up #

# So I'm running and racing #

# Blunt smokers are chasing #

# This is insane

I'm caught by House Of Pain #

# I'm picked up, they said

they gonna put my head out #

# They slit my back

and all the tobacco fell out #

# Now I'm hollowed wet thin

and yes, ready #

# They poured the shumpang

gently and rewet me #

# I'm in the mouth, yo!

I can't wake up #

# Yo, I'm a blunt

gettin' smoked and I can't wake up #

# I'm a blunt gettin' smoked

and I can't wake up #

# I'm a blunt gettin' smoked

and I can't wake up #

# I'm a blunt gettin' smoked

and I can't wake up #

# I'm a blunt gettin' smoked

and I can't wake up #

# Check it out, now.

In the same attire. Here comes the fire #

# Now they lit it

Now I'm burnin' by the minute #

# Get me out of this

Somebody wake me up #

# I'm still on fire

and I'm still being smoked up #

# Half my body is gone

Now they're coming to my head #

# Now my head is being

pinched by Ted-D-Ted #

# A crazy nightmare

I got to go #

# I got to wake up

and I'm passed off to Yo-Yo #

# Yo-Yo gets respect as a lady #

# She didn't smoke #

# She passed me

to Showbiz and A.G. #

# A.G. said,

Respect due, see? #

# He got one big pull

and passed me to Smooth B. #

# Smooth B., although

he's talking to Ted-D #

# Took a hit and passed me

to Fab 5 Freddy #

# Freddy said, "Yo!

There's nothing left, Pop." #

# Looked at me in my face

and passed me to Chubb Rock #

# Chubb Rock said,

Yo, Freddy, chill! #

# "If you ever catch me smoking

Just kick me in the grill" #

# I'm a blunt gettin' smoked

and I can't wake up #

# I'm a blunt gettin' smoked

and I can't wake up #

# I'm a blunt gettin' smoked

and I can't wake up #

# I'm a blunt gettin' smoked

and I can't wake up #

# I'm dreaming #

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Jonathan Levine

Jonathan A. Levine (born June 18, 1976) is an American film director and screenwriter. He is well known for directing 50/50 in 2011. more…

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