The Wash Page #9

Synopsis: With the rent due and his car booted, Sean (Dr. Dre) has to come up with some ends...and fast. When his best buddy and roommate Dee Loc (Snoop Dogg), suggests that Sean get a job busting suds down at the local car wash, the first order of business is impressing Mr. Washington (George Wallace) the gun-toting, dominoes-playing owner of The Wash. Unaware that the two are roomies, Mr. Washington hires Sean as Dee Loc's supervisor. Comic tensions flare between the two, especially when Dee Loc suspects Sean of trying to slow his roll with the side hustles he's got going on in the car wash parking lot...and with the ladies in the locker room. But there are bigger things to worry about at The Wash. One is the menacing phone calls from a disgruntled employee, and the other is figuring out how to get money to pay off the kidnappers who've snatched Mr. Washington! If Sean, Dee Loc, and the rest of the gang don't settle their differences and get Mr. Washington back, the good times at The Wash will
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): DJ Pooh
Production: Lions Gate Films
 
IMDB:
4.7
Metacritic:
18
Rotten Tomatoes:
8%
R
Year:
2001
93 min
$9,756,000
Website
921 Views


- Dee:
Chris, you trippin', dog.|- No, you're tripping!

There's some real sh*t|gonna crack around here.

It's about to crack!

Sh*t!

Get the f*** off!

Get the f*** off me!

The motherf***er|who took myjob!

Chris, I can't let you smoke|my homeboy like that.

This is how co-workers end up|gettin' popped!

My beef ain't with you, Dee.

It's with this motherf***er.

Security, motherf***er.|Drop the gun.

Dewayne:
It's all over now.

Don't get your head blow off|doin' nothin' stupid!

Greatjob, Robocop!

Chris:
F***!

Man on radio:
|That's a super-size combo,

with extra mayo,|double cheese

and a small diet cola?

That's a big 1 0-4.

My nigga.|Let me holler at you.

Check this out.

I just wanted myjob.|Just wanted myjob!!

Not tonight.

Sean:
I know|I got a check comin'.

I really want to pay|my half of the rent,

but I got to take care|of some things.

I got to get that boot|off my car.

That sh*t's embarrassing.

( rap beat )

As the wheels turn|city to city

chronic spoke, chronic smoke

Them niggas still trippin'|on that old sh*t

It's a whole 'nother day

Nigga, can you feel this?

The Wash

The Wash

The Wash.

Who is it?

- You're needed on set right now.|- Be out there in about 1 5.

Super ugly

Put your cups up,|get your smoke in

Baby, we partying

Ain't nobody lookin'

Who you provokin'?|What you want now?

Take a look around

There's pimp sh*t going down

There's a lot of b*tches,|whole lot offreaks

Top notch ho's,|they flock here every week

What you wanna do?

Get your next thrill?

Take a X pill

How the sex feel?

Damn, you're lookin' good

All 1 0 of ya

Wanna roll?

I'm diggin y'all

Keep your face down,|keep your ass up

You know what you doin',|keep that sh*t movin'

Keep them titties jumpin'

Keep that kitty comin'

Every b*tch in here|needs to be touchin' somethin'

I know they like it hot

That's why I keep it hot

So how the f*** they not want|a piece of Doc?

I don't give a f***|'cause I'm just drinkin', smokin'

Straight West Coastin'

B*tches puttin' ass in motion

P*ssy talkin',|sex promotin'

- Got a cup?|- Raise it up

- Got a blunt?|- Raise it up

That's your b*tch?|I don't give a f***

All I really know

Is your 'ho|wants to be with me

And she ain't playin'

She creeps with me

And sleeps|between the sheets.

Director:
Cut!

Cut! Cut! That's a cut!

Check the gate.|If the gate's good, that's a wrap.

- What y'all gettin' into?|- You know what we doin'.

Bad Intentions, baby.

All right, Knoc-turn'al.|Peace, baby.

Can you play that back|for me?

( burlesque music )

Good evening.

And welcome to Bad Intentions.

What happens here,|stays here.

Have a memorable evening.

Let's go.

Soon as the door close|I make them curl toes

They all wanna get yours

We never love y'all

My nigga's all macks

We suffer a lot of your|hit and never call back

Pack women in the club|till it's pitch black

Dogs on the block wondering|where their b*tch at

What you think, nigga?|She with the Aftermath

Call the house, she ain't home,|she with Aftermath

No talkin',|that's how a Dre date go

You want dick?|Then, b*tch, say so

Don't be shy now.|Try your best at it

They say it ain't a party|till the West's at it

Gravitate to the Doc|like it's automatic

Take your clothes off,|make me want to grab it

Turn around with it

Make me want to stab it

Time to get it crackin'

Show me them bad habits

I don't give a f***

Cause I'm just drinkin',|smokin'

Straight West Coastin'

B*tches puttin' ass in motion

P*ssy talkin',|sex promotin'

- Got a cup?|- Raise it up

- Got a blunt?|- Raise it up

That's your b*tch?|I don't give a f***

All I really know

Is your 'ho|wants to be with me

And she ain't playin'

She creeps with me

And sleeps|between the sheets

When she's all alone|she wants to be with me

What I'm sayin'|is she ain't playin'

She creeps with me

And sleeps|between the sheets

Yeah

Aftermath

Doc Dre

Five-star Surgeon General

Yeah

Knoc-turn'al,|L.A. Confidential

Yeah

What up Tiffany?|Mahogany droppin' the instrumental

Yeah

Do the math

Yeah.

THE WASH:

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DJ Pooh

Mark Jordan (born June 29, 1966 in Los Angeles, California), better known by his stage name DJ Pooh is an American record producer, voice actor, rapper, screenwriter, actor and film director. more…

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