The Waterboy Page #9

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He's going for | the win right now.

[ Fouts ] Yeah, this is | a real gutsy call, Brent.

He'll either be a hero | or a goat because of this.

[ Musburger ] and Dan, | Bobby Boucher is back on the field.

He is now playing offence ! | We know. We know.

Meaney, if they give | that Waterboy the football,

l don't care if you | have to stab him !

Do not let him get away. | Do you understand me ?

- Yes, sir. Yes, sir ! | - Do you understand me ? Get in there !

[ all ] | Break !

- l'm ready, friend. | - Let's do it, Bobby.

Set ! Set !

Forty-three ! Set ! | Forty-three ! Hut, hut !

Touchdown ! They win it ! | The Mud Dogs win it !

Bobby Boucher's the hero ! He's gone | from waterboy, Dan, to saviour !

and it's because he didn't | hold anything back !

Well, Swannie's down on the field | with our hero, so let's go to Lynn now !

We did it ! l can't believe it ! | l can't believe it !

- Vicki, l love you ! | - Whoo ! l love you, too, baby.

We're the champions ! | [ Screaming ]

Mr Coach Klein, you got your manhood ! | You got your manhood !

Bobby, congratulations. | You're the M.V.p. of the Bourbon Bowl.

How do you feel ?

- l love Mama ! | - [ Cheering ]

- There you go, Bobby ! | - Lookin' sharp, Bobby !

[ Man ] | You the man, Bobby !

Bobby, l've been dreading | this day for a long time.

- But you got yourself a fine woman. | - Oh, thank you, Mama.

Good luck, son.

This is the best day | of my life !

You just wait till tonight.

- What's gonna happen tonight ? | - [ Chuckles ] You'll see.

You can do it ! | You can do it all night long !

[ Cheering, Shouting ]

l'm gonna go do it !

- [ Tyres Screech ] | - Bobby, it's me !

- Your daddy, Roberto. | - Daddy ?

l've seen you on the ESpN | when they was talkin' about | you being drafted by the NFL.

Not going to the NFL. | l'm gonna stay in school and graduate.

The hell with school, dopey ! Take the | money ! You and me could be partners,

- just like that Tiger Woods | and his daddy. | - [ Mama Screaming ]

- Uh-oh. | - [ Screaming ]

- [ Grunting ] | - [ all Gasping ]

[ Crowd Cheering ]

- Nice hit, Mama. | - Thanks, baby.

Now, you go on and have | some fun becoming a man.

l don't remember | what day it was

l didn't notice | what time it was

all l know is that | l fell in love with you

and if all my dreams | come true

l'll be spending time | with you

Every day's a new day

ln love with you

With each day | comes a new way

Of loving you

Every time | l kiss your lips

My mind starts to wander

and if all my dreams | come true

l'll be spending time | with you

l love you more today | than yesterday

But not as much as tomorrow

Oh, l love you more today | than yesterday

But, darling, not as much

as tomorrow

Tomorrow may see springtime | just a day away

Day away

Cupid, we don't need you now | Be on your way

On your way

Thank the Lord | for love like ours

That grows ever stronger

and if all my dreams | come true

l'll be spending time | with you

Oh, l love you more today | than yesterday

But not as much as tomorrow

Oh, l love you more today | than yesterday

But, darling, not as much

as tomorrow

Every day's a new day

Every time l love ya

Every way's a new way

- Every time l love ya | - Every day

- Every day's a new day | - Every day

- Every time l love ya | - Every day

- Every way's a new way | - Every day

Every time l love ya

- Every time l love ya | - Every day

Every day

- Every time l love ya | - Every day

Every day

- Every time l love ya | - Every day

Every day

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