The Way We Dance Page #2

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These are only psychological tactics.

I won't give in so easily.

Wow!

Wow!

You horny bastards.

A devil and an angel in one,

a summer thirst quencher.

Dave.

Do boys always prefer girls

like Rebecca?

Of course.

But... I mean...

as a matter of fact...

Girls like Rebecca...

Can be found everywhere.

Right?

Let's go back to the Chample.

In order to beat Rooftoppers,

we must try new things.

I have an idea.

We'll pick a few of us to go solo

on their best moves

and see if we can set off some sparks.

You wanna try?

Newbies can participate too?

To try new things,

we'd have to do that.

That's your assignment

for the next rehearsal.

Okay, I'll go rehearse right away.

I went the wrong way.

It's that way.

Fleur!

Thanks for your heart.

Miss, your dance last time

was fabulous.

Last time?

How special?

Three words:
spectacular,

extraordinary, unprecedented.

The whip move you made just now.

I think there's room for improvement.

You should push your left hand outward

and your right hand forward.

Don't straighten your arms

but shape them like arcs.

Use opponents' force to beat them with

front-loaded steps and flipping palms.

Don't straighten your arms.

You're gifted!

Have you learned the Chen Style?

What?

Try hitting my chest with your palm.

Don't stand still!

On the count of three.

Hit me with your palm. Ready? One...

Very gifted!

Let's start from the beginning.

First, the Ready Position.

Then Diagonal Slide, okay, ready.

Firstly, we line up our feet, right.

Same with our arms.

Inhale, exhale.

Move your feet so that they're

shoulder width apart, then exhale.

Be straight but not straight,

palms facing down, exhale.

You looking down on Tai Chi?

Youth.

Youth cannot be posed.

Miss, you forgot your school bag.

Thanks.

You're welcome. Were you actually

practicing dance?

I don't need the whole lawn

to practice Tai Chi.

Why don't we share the lawn?

Come! Let's draw an imaginary line.

I'll practice Tai Chi on the north,

and you can dance on the south.

How's that?

No, thanks.

Miss, can I have your phone number?

What?

Your dance moves

were simply fantastic.

Please take one.

I wanna learn to dance.

Good, take an application form.

Wanna learn to dance?

Yes.

-Start from the basics.

-Yes.

We'll have an audition.

We'll call you then.

-Okay. Okay.

-Good! Definitely!

It's so much work

being a crew member.

What did you expect?

Where's Dave?

Dave is performing outside

with the others.

Earning extra bucks for BombA.

So hard working?

Has Rebecca gone too?

Rebecca hasn't.

I think she's having a photo shoot

for some magazine.

Please take a flyer.

Welcome to the Tai Chi Club.

That guy! I can't stand him.

His King of Gamblers hairstyle!

So outdated.

Why doesn't he bite a chocolate bar

as well?

You mean D*ckhead Alan?

This guy is a classic!

He's seriously over-aged.

He's been in the Tai Chi Club

for years.

He's even

an honorary chairman for life.

But most importantly,

apparently, he's a Triad member.

This is the Tai Chi Club

application form.

Please take a look.

You can find

the practice timetable inside.

It's for your reference.

Stop that.

Did you hurt your brain

while practicing Tai Chi?

Why don't you join BombA?

Move your limbs and clear your head.

I can give you our flyer

for reference.

For your further reference,

"Dearest Dave,"

Was the coffee sweet and "deliceous"

enough for you?

"Delicious" is spelled with an "I".

It's from the old

French word "delicios".

Meaning a delight, an allurement.

It rhymes with "precious" and not

"curvaceous".

Are you done?

What are you doing here?

Let me see it again.

Getting your phone number.

Got it. Thanks. Bye.

It rhymes with "precious".

What's so funny?

You're so silly.

All right, I won't tease you!

I'll stop.

Tai Chi Club's office

used to be BombA's.

Huh?

Yes.

One evening two years ago,

two new members

secretly duplicated the office key

and did the nasties.

They were filmed and put on YouTube.

It was eventually reported

by some tabloid.

The school originally wanted

to shut us down.

But Dave pleaded

with the executives everyday

and we managed to

keep that piece of slum.

So Tai Chi Club

just took over the office?

In fact, Dave has spent

a lot of time on BombA.

Teaching new members to dance,

prepping for the Chample.

Not to mention raising funds.

He seems to have lost interest

in girls.

Many girls have been rejected by him.

He has very high standards.

He doesn't like common bimbos.

Wow, you seem to know him really well.

But Dave is very competitive.

If you can help him beat Rooftoppers,

he will dig you for sure.

You...

Diggin' you.

What's going on?

Be quiet.

Sorry, I didn't mean it.

But you really danced like a crab.

Crab?

These steps especially,

like a fiddler crab.

I know.

Huhu, chichi, kakaka...

Your imitation is so bad.

What happened to you?

You always act like that.

Was it really that funny?

Fleur.

Dave.

Where are you going, Fleur?

Dave.

Fleur.

Fleur.

Fleur.

Fleur! Hey! We were just joking.

Plain joking.

Do we have some kind

of misunderstanding?

Competitive.

Why don't you put a picture of

you and her on Rooftopper's website?

That'd be great, wouldn't it?

Fleur.

But beware of being in common areas.

Let's go, Dave.

I haven't danced my solo yet.

Out of my way.

Miss, any thoughts on joining

Tai Chi Club?

Dave, let's go.

Yes, just go.

She's dying to show you her solo.

-Yes, she's dying to show you her...

-Go eat sh*t!

Watch your mouth.

Shoot.

Fleur.

Listen to me.

Use opponents' force to beat them.

With front-loaded steps

and flipping palms.

Very promising.

Thank you.

Meal time.

Miss, you must learn Tai Chi.

Because you have good balance.

You're like a roly-poly toy

that won't fall down.

It's a waste if you

don't learn Tai Chi.

For you.

It's all your fault.

Your ugly steps and palms

made me look like a fool.

You still dare to recruit me?

Not at all.

I think you looked fantastic.

Out of print.

Out of print.

These Tai Chi cookies

are also out of print.

Oops, it crumbled.

Even I am out of print.

You are such an idiot!

Master.

Madam.

Madam?

Don't you Chinese say that,

the woman next to the Master

should be called Madam?

You're hopeless.

All packed for tomorrow's performance?

Yes, sir.

Thank you, madam.

The couch belonged

to the previous occupant.

Come with us

to tomorrow's performance.

Performance? I'm not even warmed up.

The performance tomorrow is simple.

Given your talent,

you can learn it instantly.

What if I can't?

Then try again.

We have a league

outside the university.

It's called the Tai Chi League.

We're all weathered and seasoned.

Having gone through

some pretty tough times.

Some have even hovered

between life and death.

But we managed to exorcise ourselves,

as we believe

we have an indelible,

inextinguishable,

forever burning flame.

Burning right here, lighting up

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