The Way We Dance Page #4

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to chase them away.

Then Shing got married.

With his big claw,

he dug a comfy hole in the sand

for him and his wife.

When they had kids,

he dug the hole deeper.

So the kids won't be washed away

by the waves.

No matter how much the others

teased him by saying,

"Shing, your claws are so weird,

hide them!"

He wouldn't be bothered by it.

Because he knew the fact

that he was Shing

was all due to his claws.

I'll tell you another secret.

When Shing was down

and at his lowest point,

he would keep

waving his claws at the sea.

The waves would come

one by one to console him.

The sea said to him,

"People laugh at your uneven claws.

"So you must become

the most awesome fiddler crab

"and show off to them

at least once in your life."

Hurry up.

You did look like a block of tofu

when you were little.

What about now?

A block of tofu

that can dance Hip Hop.

Hong Kong, show me some love!

Everybody, next Saturday night,

the town's best dance crew,

Rooftoppers, will perform for us here.

It will be their last

public performance

before the Dance Chample.

Do you think Rooftoppers

are all set for the Chample?

Come find out for yourselves.

Your ass is sticking out like a woman.

I have two idols.

The first is Zhang Sanfeng.

The second is...

Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson?

Your idol?

Yeah.

The way you dance.

With that ass.

Ever think of going back to BombA?

They are your rivals.

Won't you be mad?

Bear no grudge.

Tolerance is a virtue.

Hallelujah. What a noble man!

Master, please.

Thank you.

This move is called transformation.

What transformation?

You're too old for that.

Give me the balloon.

I used my arm to transform your force

into propulsion.

It's unfair. You're in total control.

You don't move, I don't move.

How can you say I'm in total control?

Watch out for "Chun Li's Kick"!

Wasn't that the long lost

Tai Chi Hip Hop?

Which part of your body

is the sexiest?

I think... it's my brain.

I think ideas and substance

are the sexiest part of a girl.

Is Anime Babe a stepping stone

for the entertainment biz?

The hot topic among

the college students is,

"College Beauty Queen

Becomes Anime Babe".

The Annual Anime Babe Contest

is back for you all out there

to come and see.

Last year, Ice-cream Licking Queen

shot to stardom.

This year is even better.

Momoko!

Yesterday, we were told

she already dumped her boyfriend

in order to become a star.

But her classmates

don't seem to like her.

I would really like

to squeeze her brain.

She used to steal the limelight

with the dance crew.

Now she's participating

in this stupid beauty pageant.

She dumped her boyfriend

just like that. Truly heartless.

Her university is notorious

for scandals.

Two years ago, there was a video

of students having sex.

This year, there are

scandalous pictures of Momoko.

Even Bob can't resist

an interview with her.

Are Teen Models

a bad influence on kids?

Firstly, the acronym for Teen Models

is TM.

To be a true Teen Model,

you must be talented and modern.

Not everybody can fulfill that.

I don't think they are

a bad influence on kids.

What she just said seems to be true.

Sorry for bothering you.

It's okay.

Look, this Momoko is ridiculous.

When she's Rebecca, she used to bare

her shoulders and waist.

Now that she's Momoko,

she's nipping out

and showing her undies.

The most ridiculous is that

Dave was drawn to her.

Oh, that's Dave?

Yes.

I wanna have a word with you.

How's it going,

Mr. "Boy Who Got Dumped"?

"Midnight Cowboy", "HK Gigolo",

"Magic Dave" are among others

F***ing tabloids.

Do you know all our shows,

both internal and external

have all been canceled?

All our members

have stopped practicing.

Each one of us

is at our lowest point.

Are you still with D*ckhead Alan?

Sorry.

It's none of your business.

I'm...

No longer with her.

So what?

She already left BombA.

She said she needed to find herself.

So she participated in

the Anime Babe Contest.

That has nothing to do with me.

She's right. I'm like her.

We're both selfish

for our own cause.

Fleur.

We all want you

to come back to BombA.

Don't you like dancing?

One, two, three and go.

One, two, three, four, five,

six, seven, eight and go.

Good stuff.

Well done. Let's drink something.

Good! Let's bring this vibe

to the Chample.

The music will be very slow.

Remember to relax...

Fleur, you seem to dance better now.

Really? Thanks

Have you been secretly training?

No, but thanks.

It's true, everyone seems

more energetic.

We were all very down before.

It's all Rebecca's fault.

Stop talking trash.

Go wipe your mouth.

Never mind.

Bear no grudge.

Tolerance is a virtue.

Fleur really had some secret training.

Madam, allow me to pay respect to you.

I'll let you taste the elixir

from the far mountains.

Seriously? Will people laugh at us?

No, I think we can try it out.

Didn't Rooftoppers have

a long sequence with nunchucks?

Kenway, what do you think?

Let me try.

Can you be faster?

How can I be faster?

Fast forward.

Fast forward.

Fast forward x4.

x16.

How can I be faster?

I'm already very fast!

Rewind, rewind.

Here I come.

No, no.

No, no, Alan.

Sorry, it's not what you think.

What's with you?

I will never bother you two anymore.

Hey, wait, there's nothing between us.

We were just dancing, okay?

Fleur has been raving

about your Tai Chi

since she came back.

We were trying

to merge Tai Chi with...

x4, x16 or x32?

Are you really this petty,

D*ckhead Alan?

Fleur.

Fleur.

There's no need to feel so lonely,

we're here to have some fun!

Give a shout out to the kings of

the dance floor, Rooftoppers!

DJ Tin Ho.

Give it up for my man, Heartgrey.

Give a shout to Popper 88.

We've practiced a lot.

Let's take a break.

We only have one month left,

but we don't have that vibe yet.

Why do we dance? To be cool.

Now we're a joke.

I can't even get girls.

Our GPA is an all-time low.

What's the point of all this?

Do you really have to say that?

F***!

Dave, be careful.

That's the 17th magazine

that you've thrown.

Let's just quit practicing!

Any response

to your revealing pictures?

Anything you want to say?

And the scandal at the dance crew

office two years ago.

Are all of you so promiscuous?

-Big Brother.

-You all right?

I'm all right, keep practicing.

Yo, looking for Fleur?

I'm right behind you.

You believed that? What an idiot!

Leave a message after the beep.

Be careful.

Thanks.

Do you want me to take you home?

Thanks. I can manage.

-Okay, bye.

-Bye.

Hello.

Hello, kitty.

Hello, do you know how to DJ?

DJ! With one hand,

turning and turning.

So you're that supernova, Fleur?

I'm not that great. And you're

Rooftoppers, the Best in the Universe.

Nice to meet you.

So you are injured,

that's why you're not with BombA.

Without you, they're a mess.

Wow. That's how you talk?

No wonder Dave hates you so much

and must snatch the crown

from you at any cost.

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