The Wedding Diary Page #4

That's right. How does Keat survive?

Just one wedding is enough to wipe out his entire

savings

What do you mean, just one wedding? You want

him to have more than one?

This girl comes from a rich family

She's used to having the best of everything, very

high-maintenance

This girl called Chong Sze Xin, is now your

daughter-in-law

Oh dear

Am I pretty, Daddy?

My little Sze Xin is the most beautiful bride in the

world

Ah, you lied to me

You said I'm the most beautiful

Ok, you are the most beautiful, and little Sze Xin

is the most adorable

The two of us are the most beautiful

That's right. Both of you are equally beautiful

I can settle the bill myself, at the cashier

Mr Chua

you are our VIP. My boss Mr. Ang already

instructed that

this should be handed to you personally

$108,288?

That's right. $108,288. So auspicious right?

Of course it's auspicious for you. You're ripping

me off

Thanks.

Mr. Chua. You didn't fill in the date

Can we negotiate, Mr. Wong?

Can this be backdated 3 days, until I get the red

packets deposited into my account?

I understand, that shouldn't be a problem

Shall I cook some cup noodles for you, hubby?

Sure, thanks, baby

It's ready, hubby

It smells so good. You're great, baby

It's just cup noodles

You need skills for cooking cup noodles too

The water temperature has to be right, and you

have to time it just right too

Sigh, would I have to end up selling my

"girlfriend" after marrying my wife?

So, how much did you sell your "girlfriend" for?

Sigh, not too bad a price

Here you go

That's all I have

Only this much?

Hey, that's how Singaporeans are

Donning brands like LV, Armani, BMW but it's

all just WMB inside

What's that?

(Malay) I'm totally broke

You see everyone with an iPhone or an iPod

It's actually all just a vicious circle

I need a hundred thousand

I appreciate your effort

Hey

Sigh, just put aside your pride and ask Xin for it

No way

The more her family looks down on me, the more

I have to prove myself to them

Well, the truth is that there's not much to prove

You have a point there. How much did you collect

from the red packets last night?

I have a way to make us some money

Hello baby

Oh, you've picked them up? I'll come over right

away

Xin has picked up my dad and the rest, and

they're waiting at the Singapore Flyer

Great, that's one of the places I had in mind for

money-making

Casino? You and your great ideas

Where else can we find so much money in such

a short time?

Oh, I know. You can sell "silver"(sounds like

"prostitution")

Why don't we sell gold instead? Its worth much

more

Gold prices are soaring

I'm not talking about "silver" - I meant

"prostitution"

Prostitution? Go ahead yourself

You'll fetch a higher price as you're virgin

Stop it!

Okay, okay. You sell "gold" then

(sounds like "sperm")

And where would I get the gold to sell?

I'm not referring to "gold"

This is measured in millilitres

Are you insane? How much sperm do I have to

sell to make tens of thousands?

I'm not sure if this is enough

Hey cousin, help us take a picture

If you can make her look slim, and make her look

fat

I'll salute you

Hey

Hey, why aren't you here yet?

I can't get away

Don't you know how to lie?

No I don't

You go to Xin, and just repeat whatever I say

Are you there yet? Yes

Repeat after me. Repeat after me

What? You want me to go to the office today?

What? You want me to go to the office today?

I just got married last night

The machines are not working?

The CEO is fuming, and wants me to repair them

now?

Tan's hand was caught in a machine?

The broken finger flew into the CEO's mouth?

Hey, that's getting ridiculous

Ridiculous. The machine, it's ridiculous

I...I'll be back right away

Something happened in the office?

Yes, it seems rather serious

It sounded really serious. You'd better go back

and have a look

Dad, aunt, something cropped up in the office,

and I need to go back right away

Aren't you on leave now? Can't they be more

understanding?

This is just one day after your wedding

Xin will show you around, I'll be back as soon as I

can

Will we really win?

I've never been to a casino before. I don't know

how to gamble

Let me help you

What are you doing?

Memorising the cards

The next card is J

And the one after is a 5

You'll have to draw another card, in order to win

Are you sure? It's already 18 points

Trust me. I'm good at memorising the cards

Ok, I'll take your word for it this time. I'll draw

another card

Dealer 19 points

Thanks. Oh thanks, thanks

It's time for us to strike

Good at memorising cards? My foot!

Don't take it to heart. You know how it is with

gambling, you can never win all

Yes, we should have stopped while we were on a

winning streak

I've even lost my $20,000 red packet money.

Now I really need $100,000. What should I do?

Actually I have another idea

Stop giving me your lousy ideas, I don't need

them

I'll be a fool to listen to you

So what are you going to do now? It's $100,000

I...

You you you...

Forget it. Go get it from your parents-in-law

How will I face them in the future if I do so?

Well, just wait then

Wait for what? For the money to drop from the

heavens?

Wow, durians are dropping from above

Wow, it's a whole bagful of money

This does not belong to us. Return it to the

rightful owner

Hello, hello, sorry but the money belongs to me

Wow, you throw a whole bagful of money

around?

It's a good thing you ran into us

Someone else would have made off with the

money

Just one look and I know that you two are good

people

Come, come. Over here. We'll help you to keep

an eye on it

Hey

Darn! Don't you run away, give me back my money

You wolves in sheepskin! Return my money now

Stop running, Jeremy

You two darned kids, stop running

Faster

Give me back the money

Ahh

Stop running, you bad kids

You get back here

Stop running

How can you still run with a limp?

Hello Director Neo, someone robbed us of our

counterfeit notes

Oh, the knife is still here

Counterfeit notes are not easy to find you know,

unless you want real notes

What? Damn you!

From sourcing for props, to being Assistant Director, and even

acting as a gangster - I have to do everything!

And they even dare to mock at my tattoo. How's

the fake one better than mine?

I'll never take on a low-budget movie production

next time!

Damn you!

He's gone?

Hey, what happened to your leg?

It's all your fault, why did you snatch his money?

It's just a small bump to the side, not in the

middle

Will you shut up already?

I'm still a virgin, you know

That's no big deal, this is what's most important

We can't take this money

Why not? This is god-sent

We got chased after like crazy just now

Well, he didn't catch us, didn't he?

That is proof enough that this is indeed a gift from

the heavens

These could very well be ill-gotten loot. Whatever

it is, we can't keep the money

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