The Week Of Page #4

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Yeah, well, I'm not aware of this work.

But maybe if you guys used

the inch-and-a-half copper pipes,

like we suggested four years ago,

we wouldn't be in this jam right now.

Can't we just get another room

in the meantime?

Why the giggling?

Is the rest of the place booked?

Well, I know there's

a Ronnie the Limo Driver book signing

tomorrow night in the lobby,

so the place is buzzing.

That's interesting.

So, uh... I can apologize to you for this.

I really am truly embarrassed.

But maybe I can call some other hotels,

check on their availability.

Or if we need to, you guys could crash

at our house until it's fixed.

That'll work.

Okay. So, we'll do that.

Hey, don't forget your gift bags.

My wife and kids

put them together for you.

Snapple.

All local foods.

Snapple's based on Long Island.

That's from the King Kullen Supermarkets,

also Long Island.

Cool. Thanks.

This is so nice, right? This is great.

Everybody all cozy together in one place.

I love it.

Yeah, and with Noah.

Oh, yeah.

I think this is gonna be good for him.

We just have to follow

the center's instructions.

Oh, sure. What can we do for you?

So, obviously, no one should drink

in front of him.

Oh, okay. Sure, we can make that work.

Another guest with special requirements,

that's fine.

No knives near him.

Oh, even in the kitchen?

Well, I think they mean hide them.

Not anywhere he can get to them.

- Okay.

- No cords.

Jay? What else? We're talking about Noah.

- Did you mention the medicine cabinet?

- Oh, yeah.

You should remove any medication,

pills of any kind from your cabinets.

- And triggers.

- Yes, triggers. No music.

No music at all?

I only ask 'cause we're having a wedding.

Not sure. You know what?

I have the list of triggers on my iPad.

Do you have a printer?

Oh! Kenny, Kenny, Kenny,

let my cousin help you out with that.

- He's the one sleeping on it.

- She's feeding me.

No, it's fine. We're having fun.

- You gotta put it in the hole, honey.

- I'm trying, Dad.

I know you're trying. You're doing great,

but it's better if it's in.

Hey Tyler, wanna have a catch?

Hey, sorry, little man. I gotta run.

But I'll be back later on tonight. Okay?

- You gotta leave already?

- Yeah, I gotta take off.

- She doesn't want him to leave.

- Of course she doesn't. She loves him.

Yeah, you know I gotta go study.

- He has to study.

- Yeah.

- When are you coming back?

- She wants to know when he's coming back.

Now they want privacy.

Hi. I'm Sarah, by the way.

Sarah. Right. Nice to meet you.

I'm the groom.

Which side of the family are you on?

- I've lost track.

- Me, too. Me, too. Yeah.

Do you wanna go somewhere else,

like, a little bit quieter?

I don't know, like Mardi Gras

or a Justin Bieber concert or something?

Guess what? My dad's concerned about

the open bar. Said the deal's a rip-off.

Yeah, it's all good.

It's whatever he wants.

At this point,

I just wanna look good in the pictures.

Oh! I didn't see anything!

There's nothing to see, brother.

Thanks. Good luck.

It must be that new love sh*t, huh?

- What?

- Okay, time to go.

Okay. Happy studying. Love you.

She loves him. Like I said before.

Course she does! That's her guy.

Pinky Toe!

- Oh! Oh! Okay.

- Sorry, man.

Should we keep her outside?

Oh, no, no, no, it's fine.

We'll find a way to separate them.

Yeah, I'm calling to get your flight

information so I can, uh, pick you up.

When are you coming?

Hey, look, man.

I had to get on an earlier flight.

They were forecasting

bad weather out in LA.

So you're here?

Because we can get you the room.

Sorry, I can't hear sh*t.

You got an animal shelter

going on, or what?

Let me find a quiet place. Hang on.

I said we could get you the room tonight,

or you could stay with us.

No, no, I didn't wanna put you guys out.

I feel bad.

I shouldn't have called so late.

Did I wake you up?

No, no, no, I'm up reading surgery books.

So you're in the city.

What hotel are you at?

The Mandarin.

Ooh! Well, you are going to love the room

we got you here.

It is spectacular.

I'll pick you up

in the morning.

I can get a car service, man.

No. Absolutely not.

I will see you at ten o' clock.

I'm sorry, just one more second.

Hi! I heard you're just

reading a book.

I hope it's okay if I ask you

one more little question.

We were told to clear out

our medicine cabinet...

Oh, sh*t.

...for a house guest

who just got out of rehab,

and what I'm wondering is,

does that include anti-frizz shampoo?

Because I saw there's alcohol

on the label.

I don't wanna take any chances.

But it's a brand-new bottle, right?

I mean, it smells pretty good.

I don't want anyone drinking it over ice.

Oh, my God,

it smells good in here.

All right, I'm off.

I'm off to pick up the big man.

- He's not a big man.

- Okay.

Why don't you let him get a car service?

- He's the one with the money.

- Okay, Iris.

Oh! Hey, guys. What's doing? Come on in.

- What's that?

- Oh, breakfast is cooking.

I'm sorry, I didn't get

everybody's name yesterday. You're...

- Leonard.

- Leonard. That's right.

- Jermaine.

- Jermaine is it.

That's it. There you go.

Yeah. We got the killer eggs going,

and pancakes and, uh...

I was on my way to pick up Dr. C, but...

Hey, uh, guys, look who's here.

It's Leonard and Jermaine.

I found them outside.

This is my brother, Mark.

And this is Rose, my daughter,

and Iris and my wife, Debbie.

Bringing it with the home fries.

What do you like, pancakes, eggs?

Uh, sure.

- Okay. Okay, let's go.

- Well, there's your answer.

All right. And this is Noah,

over there in the corner.

That's fake crystal, by the way, Noah.

And where's Sarah?

Where is the bride?

She is sleeping, I'm guessing,

or stretching her shoes.

Hey, Marvin, Ethridge, look who's here.

Hey.

"Hey"? That's all they get?

For Leonard and Jermaine?

You can't give them a little more?

Um, how you doing? Nice to meet you.

"Nice to..."

These are your family, right?

- I don't know them.

- Me, neither.

Not my family.

Okay.

- We were just walking by...

- Yeah. I get it.

Go ahead and, uh...

enjoy the breakfast anyways.

My mistake.

Oh, good morning.

You sleep okay in Rose's room?

Yeah. It was great.

I like those glasses, Iris.

Mark gave me a free eye exam at his store,

and then he got me these glasses cheap.

Well, you got the wholesale price.

You paid what I would pay.

Well, that sounds like a nice deal.

I'm in.

Family discount.

Wow, that's so nice. Thank you, Mark.

Yeah. Yeah, sure.

- You hear about Mark's deal?

- That's the hookup.

It's a bargain, you guys.

Wait, I'm so bad with names.

Which cousin are you again?

- Uh, actually we're...

- Just roll with it.

- Cousin Leonard.

- Cousin Jermaine.

Welcome.

Thank you.

Columbus Circle.

I'm going the right way, right?

Keep it going. Yep.

It's a Two Diamond.

I mean, nothing against the place

you were staying, but...

...runs, I mean,

it's not like this team hasn't hit.

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