The Whole Ten Yards Page #9

Synopsis: Thanks to falsified dental records supplied by his former neighbor Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky (Matthew Perry), retired hit man Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski (Bruce Willis) now spends his days compulsively cleaning his house and perfecting his culinary skills with his wife, Jill, a purported assassin who has yet to pull off a clean hit. Suddenly, an uninvited and unwelcome connection to their past unexpectedly shows up on Jimmy and Jill's doorstep: it's Oz, and he's begging them to help him rescue his wife from the Hungarian mob. To complicate matters even further, the men, who are out to get Oz, are led by Lazlo Gogolak (Kevin Pollak), a childhood rival of Jimmy's and another notorious hit man. Oz, Jimmy and Jill will have to go the whole nine yards--and then some--to manage the mounting Mafioso mayhem.
Director(s): Howard Deutch
Production: Warner Bros.
  1 win & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.5
Metacritic:
24
Rotten Tomatoes:
4%
PG-13
Year:
2004
98 min
$16,247,590
Website
324 Views


in the Grand Caymans.

Somewhere around 280 million dollars,

half of which is yours.

Your tooth- pulling days are over, Oz.

- That was the plan?

- Yes!

- Were you in on it?

- I didn't know until this afternoon.

Why couldn't I have been involved?

I could have played a part.

I minored in theater.

Two hundred and eighty million dollars?

That's it. This is too much.

It's great, but it's too much.

- Any more surprises?

- Just one.

- What?

- I guess the doctors were wrong.

- What do you mean?

- I'm pregnant.

Oh, my God, congratulations!

Oh, my God, are you serious?

I'm gonna be a dad?

We're not gonna start

with that again, are we?

Put the top up, okay?

It's just-- It's embarrassing.

- Come on, come and get me.

- Freeze, right there!

- Cross, cross.

- Watch it, buster.

Anybody for cookie, coffee, tea?

Mother, please.

One of you, could

you just shoot me? Please.

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George Gallo

George Gallo, Jr. (born 1956) is an American screenwriter, film director, producer, painter and musician.He is best known for writing Midnight Run and 29th Street, and is an accomplished painter in the style of the Pennsylvania Impressionists. In 1990, he won the coveted Arts for the Parks award, and has had three one-man exhibitions in New York City. In 2010, he wrote and directed the film Middle Men starring Luke Wilson.He currently lives in Los Angeles. more…

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