The Wild Life

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Oh, disc it.

Task it a buiscuit, hold Dr. Ceci.

Stop your plan it.

Almost.

There.

We'll be shadow puppets.

Why haven't got me breakfast yet, either?

Catou!

Shadow puppets?

Seriously mate. You are one

kidney short of a meat pie.

I was..

Give me.

Go!

Get off of me,

you good for nothing feline, cat!

Say you can't even get a nice

sleep without some fleery, limey?

Signal fire off the starboard bow!

Signal fire!

Starboard bow!

Captain, captain!

Wake up!

You waky, waky!

Attack! Board the ship!

Here, swashbucklirus, and what is it!

Bosun, is you?

Sorry to wake you, captain.

But there's a signal fire on the small

Island off the starboard side.

What course of action shall we be taking.

Let me have a look.

Some sort of house on fire.

What's this?

Fire abroad side!

Drive those bloody beasts off.

Aye, aye Captain!

Then go and bring back whoever he is.

And Bosun, make sure they leave

nothing behind of any value.

Will do, captain.

Humans?

What you go by fellow?

Crusoe, Robinson Crusoe.

Looks like them wild beasts

nearly had you for dinner.

Lucky we found you when we did.

Oh, they are my.

Hold on a second mate.

Let's have a look in there.

Not a single gold tooth in his head.

Pity.

Pirates!

Hey, ye've been one lucky bloke.

Crusoe, isn't?

I'm in your debt, Captain.

Ney! Plus me eagle eye

night watch then saved yer hide.

Well, let me tell ye, blasterd bird!

No captain, he's with me.

No captain.

He's with me.

A talking parrot.

What skull duggery is this?

Trying to talk yerself, did ya?

Yes captain.

Drink up, that'll start yer stump smith.

Now, tell me more about this island of yarn.

Is there anything of...

shall we say. value on it?

All I can say is that.

I was shipwrecked, marooned.

Fending for myself with nothing

but time and very few skills to survive.

Sorry about that.

I see the bird has taught

ye how to drink as well.

That's not very polite Tuesday,

you'll have to wait outside, I'm afraid.

Fending for myself?

Really?

Listen. You two wanna hear the

true tale of Robinson Crusoe?

Of sure,

we're all ears,

or at least Cecil here is.

Hey, come on, Ruf.

It all begin like every other day

before Crusoe came to my island.

Just another day in paradise,

every day was the same.

Beautiful turquoise water,

blue skies and lots of delicious fruit.

Sounds perfect right?

Boring if you ask me.

How much paradise can a bird take.

I really wanted to get off this island.

Let's see what's been washed up today?

Of course, more of these.

What's this?

This can be promising.

Hey guys, it is lool out time

Hey... be right there.

Hi Rosie, check out these delicious traits.

Gorgeous, just gorgeous.

Just look at all those bugs.

The beetles are the best.

Crunchy on the outside,

with a soft gooey center.

Hey, where did it go?

My kind of vermin.

You thief.

Carmello, that wasn't very nice.

Aren't you joining us for

a lool out today Mac?

We're all here.

Yeah, I'll be right there,

do we really need to lool out every day?

So, what did you bring today?

I'm not sure what it is.

I meant food for the lool out.

Of course he didn't bring

anything for the lool out.

This is beautiful.

Hey, guys, guys,

I think I really found

something important this time.

Check this out!

Where?

What?

Scrubby, you're really going blind.

Over here!

Smells delicious.

No, no, is not food.

It's proof that there's more

to the world than just our island.

Here we go again.

It's true.

Can't we just eat in peace for once.

Sure, no problem,

just as long as you can tell

me where this came from.

From the water.

I vote for Carmello.

I too vote for Carmello.

I too vote for Carmello.

Oh, come on, this isn't election.

The thing in the bobble is... is...

Is what?

You know what I think, Mac?

That thingy is whatever

you want to believe it is.

Exactly.

You are one hopeless dreamer.

Did you forget you

almost died of exhaustion.

Flying across the ocean, looking

for this other world of yours.

My dear macaw, you must wake up,

and smell the papaya.

For this is the world.

I don't care what you guys say,

there's a bigger world out there

and I intend to find it.

I ply my trade from the Union Jack!

Upon the seven seas

And unless I eat some rancid meat

Bury me soul where the mermaid please

I wanna be mat makers

of that green around the gills.

We ain't anchoring to be sharing

your lunch with you, lad.

Sorry, I'm not much of a sailor.

You're there right.

If you're fixing the up jock

find your way down we.

My hat, don't...

Your poor stomach,

you see wait till you get

to them strange islands,

and you meet your first cannibals.

Cannibals?

We made our choice to go

to sea, right, easy old pal?

And I swear, I'll not regret it.

Alright, go and bring me something to eat.

Right May, I wont fail you.

Good day, you lucky clucks

will you join me for a little snack?

Come on now.

No need to be shy.

I'll chop you.

What business might you

be having above decks?

I was just making sure my chicken food.

Friends.

Were fresh.

No, warm.

Warm and confy.

Get your fur over there.

not!

So, then, where were we?

Knock it off

You cats belong down below,

and stay away from our chickens.

That goes for you as well!

Who does that green gill

land lover thinks he is?

The huminus, threw us into the haul?

This is our ship wretched as it is, it's home.

Mark my word now, someday, somehow,

that canine and his human will pay.

I'm with you there mate, they'll pay alright.

How much exactly we're charging them?

That should teach them to mess

with our egg supply, old boy!

Eggs.

Oh, no, not again.

Buck up, boy yo?

Looks like we got one

Tuesday of a storm brewing.

So much for a peaceful meal.

Oh, nobody saw that one coming,

hang on Carmello!

Perhaps it would be wise

to move this far east to the cave.

Let's get moving,

this is gonna be a nasty one.

I'm with you on that call.

Hey, Mac, grab the pineapple.

Like we really needed this pineapple.

All hands on deck, and get those sails down.

Hey you self homemade,

mister ride up the storm there.

Aynsley!

I got you.

Hey, hey!

Help!

Help!

Look out, flying away pineapple!

Sorry Pango.

Careful Rosie.

I got it!

Scrubby!

Help!

Quick Rosie, the tree!

Easy Scrubby, don't panic.

Ok, I got you now.

Well, come on you old goat,

get your hooves moving.

We ain't got all day.

That's it!

Easy. Don't be afraid.

One step at a time.

Scrubby!

Help!

He's not going to make it, do something!

Carmello, grab him.

I got him.

Help!

Help! we're in here!

Someone help!

Help!

Away!

Payback time!

I can't hold on Carmello,

this is the end little buddy?

There's not much time, they're gonna fall.

Keep steady, I'm coming mates.

Pango, what are you doing?

How's it going mate?

Nice try Pango, but is hopeless,

I'm a goner.

Mac!

Hold on!

Hold on!

Come on, come on, come on!

I'll get you guys out of there!

We have to do something!

Mac!

This just went from bad to worse.

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