The Wiz Page #4
- G
- Year:
- 1978
- 134 min
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A seat cushion for Teenie!
Teenie!
Teenie!
- Teenie!
- Dorothy!
- Teenie! Teenie!
- Are you thinkin' what I am?
- Teenie!
- You're so smart!
Teenie! Teen...
You could come with us
to see the Wiz.
He's gonna get me back home...
...and he's gonna get
the Scarecrow some brains.
Maybe he could get you a heart.
You're not just flimflammin'
an ol' flimflammer, are ya?
Could I come with ya?
- Of course.
- "A threefold cord is not quickly broken. "
What's wrong?
Oil! Oil!
- What?
- Oil!
- Find some oil!
- Some oil!
Oil!
# Slide some oil to me #
# Let it trickle down my spine #
# If you don't have STP #
# Crisco will do just fine #
# And to my fingers
if you would #
# Slide some oil
to me, girl #
# Whoo, don't that
feel good #
# Slide some oil
to my feet #
# Look-a there
I got toes again #
# Come on
slide some oil to my knees #
# And let me see
if I can bend #
# Slide some oil to me #
# I'm beginnin' to feel just fine #
# Slide some oil
down my throat #
# And let me lubricate my mind #
# Slide some oil to me #
# Go ahead
# Those who don't have
to lubricate #
# Sure got it made #
# Slide some oil to me #
# Let it slip down my side.
# Laying there in one position #
# Sure done made me tired #
Now watch me dance.
Come on, you metal metatarsals,
don't fail me now.
Ah-ha! Fall in line
and get left behind.
Two bits!
Let me show you my
Saturday night finish!
Oh! Music man!
Let me hear that band!
# Don't turn the water on me #
# Just let me burn
and let me lubricate #
# My mind ##
Come on!
# There may be times you think
you've lost your mind #
# The road you're walkin'
might be long sometimes #
# But you keep on steppin'
and you'll be just fine #
# Ease on down
ease on down the road #
# Come on and ease on down
ease on down the road #
# Don't you carry nothin'
that might be a load #
# Come on, ease on down
down the road #
# Come on, ease on down
down the road #
# Ease on down
ease on down the road #
# Ease on down
ease on down ##
Hey! Look at me walkin'!
- Stop the music!
- What's the matter? You need more oil?
No! That beast!
He's checkin' us out.
Oh, it's just a statue.
Made of stone, see?
Now even a dummy like me
knows a stone lion...
...can't... Check you out.
# Say what you wanna
but I'm here to stay #
# 'Cause I'm a mean ol' lion #
# Now you can go
where you're gonna #
# But don't get in my way
I'm a mean ol' lion #
# You'll be standing in a draft #
# If you don't hear me laugh #
Ha-ha!
# If you have to come around #
# You best not make me frown #
# Or I just might
knock you down #
# 'Cause I'm a mean ol' lion #
# You know I'm ready to fight
and turn your day into night #
# 'Cause I'm a mean ol' lion #
# If you're half bright
# From a mean ol' lion #
# And all you strangers
got to beware #
# This is the king
of the jungle here #
# And if I happen
to let you slide #
# Don't stand there
run and hide #
# You just, you just
caught my better side #
# Now I'm a mean ol' lion #
# This is the, the king
of the jungle here #
# And if I happen
to let you slide #
# Don't stand there
run and hide #
# You just done caught
my better side #
# Now I'm a mean ol' lion #
Toto!
# Now I'm a mean ol' lion ##
How dare you touch...
...the personage of a king?
You tacky package of horse fodder.
Begone, you overexcited slot machine.
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Oh! You mangy mutt! Oh!
Toto!
Oh!
He bit my paw!
King of the jungle?
- King of the cowards.
- You oughta be ashamed of yourself, scaring us like that.
You big scaredy-cat!
I can't scare anything.
I can't even scare a scarecrow...
...a tin man or
a little puppy, anything.
It's no wonder they drummed me
out of the jungle.
- I.O.B.K.!
- I.O.B.K.?
Incapable Of Being King!
No! Wait, wait! Wait!
I was exiled in disgrace.
I thought I'd be safe here.
No one would...
discover my terrible secret.
Uh, that I'm...
...a lion without any courage!
"Uneasy lies the head...
...that wears a crown. "
W. Shakespeare.
Well, I thought
I'd seen 'em all.
But never, never have I seen...
...a lion... without courage.
Lion!
Lion!
Maybe the Wiz could give you
some courage.
- It's a good idea.
- Capital suggestion.
- Capital! He's gonna get me a heart.
- And me some brains.
Come with us to Emerald City.
I'd love to, but I can't.
But why?
Because... I'm scared!
Oh.
# Oh, there #
# May be times #
# When you wish
you wasn't born #
# And you wake one morning
to find your courage gone #
# But just know that feelin'
# You just stick with us
We'll show you how to smile #
# Ease on down
ease on down the road #
# Come on, ease on down
ease on down the road #
# Don't you carry nothin'
that might be a load #
# Come on, ease on down
ease on down, down the road #
# Ease on down
ease on down the road #
# Ease on down
ease on down the road #
# Come on, ease on down
ease on down the road #
# Come on, ease on down
ease on down the road #
# Come on, ease on down
ease on down the road #
# Ease on down
ease on down the road #
# I gotta get down
gotta get, gotta, gotta #
# Gotta, gotta, gotta
getta, getta, getta #
# Ease on down the road
ease on down the road ##
Ah, my ma would be so proud.
Going to see the Wiz!
My mama used to
always say to me, Fleet!
Fleet?
That's my name,
Fleetwood Coup de Ville.
- Mama had high ideals.
- Yeah!
- You know what I mean?
- Yeah!
I ain't too happy
underground, you all.
- How does he do that?
- It's just a hoax, my friend.
He's got a little motor
in his... Pocket.
- Lion! Lion!
- Help!
- Oh, my... Please, somebody!
- Shh!
Lion! Lion!
Owww! Lion!
Li...
Lion!
Aaah!
Lion, save me!
Dorothy!
Toto! Toto, Toto, Toto.
Hey!
Oh! Wait!
- Where's the lion?
- I'm coming!
- Wait, wait!
- Lion!
Come on! Let's go!
- Hurry up!
- This way, this way! Wait for me!
Hey!
Sssss!
# Ease on down
ease on down the road #
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
My queen, if you'll allow me,
like I say...
...you stick with the big kitty
and you'll be in heaven.
Sssss!
Outta the frying pan, into the...
This is like a setup.
Stay away! Dorothy! Lion!
Stay away! Dorothy! Lion!
Don't follow them! Don't!
Oh, please! It's a setup!
- Stop!
- Come back!
Jump! Don't go in there!
Whoo, whoo!
Oh! Dorothy! Lion!
- I can't move him! I can't move him!
- Dorothy?
- Get Toto, we'll come back for him.
- Toto!
Oh, look, poor little Toto!
Sweet little Toto.
What are we going to do?
- All is lost!
- Dorothy!
Dorothy, please.
Oh, please, don't be dead.
Oh, please, don't be dead.
Oh, all is lost.
# How high the moon #
What's happenin', babe?
Hey, Lion's okay!
- Hey, baby!
- Come and cry over here!
- Teenie! Think of Teenie!
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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