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The Wood Page #5
- It's on me.
- You're crazy. It's on me, man.
- Mike, spin it again.
- No, this isn't for real.
Yeah, I'm tired of not getting
any coochie. We're juniors, man.
I need something real. Females get
way too much power with this sh*t.
It's like they ain't giving it up.
I've been after Monica for two months.
- Damn.
- It's time to move on, man.
I'm not warming her up to let the
next n*gger hit the jackpot. I'm close.
This has to be our year.
We're the head n*ggers now. Juniors.
You're on varsity
and I'm looking better every day.
N*gger, as pretty as you are,
you still ain't getting no p*ssy.
- I bet I'll be the first to get some.
- Put your money where your dick is.
- Yes, in your nostrils!
You're always clowning.
It's because you know I'll win the bet.
The first one to get some p*ssy
gets five bucks.
But to keep it from going on forever, -
- if in a month no one gets none,
we put in five bucks more.
- I'm with it.
- Okay, I'm in.
Let the games begin, baby.
When are we gonna make this real?
- Stop, Slim!
- Why don't you want to do it?
I was just thinking
we could make this a physical thing.
Hello?
- I'm not ready.
- How long have we been going out?
A week and a half.
- What are you doing?
- Let's do something else.
We could make love.
- Don't say that. You don't love me.
- It sounds better than "bone".
You want me to let you
put that inside me? That's so nasty.
I could get blue balls. My sh*t
could just swell up and explode.
You remember that fool Andrew?
That n*gger still ain't walking.
- Nasty? It's natural. Suck on it.
- You need to back up. That's nasty.
- Why wait for what you can get now?
- Because it's in the Bible.
You're already on the wrong path.
Finish it.
Do you think I'm a ho?
You let Terry bone.
I look better than that.
Come on, girl.
I'll buy you something. What you want?
I had a girlfriend.
But Alicia was my friend, you know?
Boyfriends, girlfriends... It was cool.
- Why say that?
- Why not? Explain her reasoning.
We're doing everything but it.
What's up?
Doing it ain't easy.
You don't just walk up to a girl and say:
"What's up? Can we get busy?"
- Everything's got to be right, right?
- Right, it's got to be special.
- I heard that before.
- Well, hear it again.
- Don't trick her into doing it.
- I don't need tricks. My game is strong.
- Then how come you ain't getting any?
- Oh, you got jokes.
Girls act like they don't want it
as bad as we do.
- That is not true.
- Yes, it is.
You ain't got nothing to say.
Maybe you need to find somebody
who wants it as bad as you do.
Maybe I do.
Let's go.
We won't get no studying done.
- All right.
- And you need to work on your game.
What are you wearing to homecoming?
- I got a suit from last year's...
- Are you too cheap to buy a new suit?
Times are rough.
I ain't trying to spend no more money.
- So, are you going with... Eric?
- You know his name. Come on.
Yeah, I'm going with Eric.
You're going with Kim, right?
- Monica.
- Oh, yeah.
- Is Eric someone special?
- You tell me. You play ball with him.
- He's cool. If that's what you want.
- He's all right.
- Monica.
Monica.
She's special enough.
I knew she'd say yes if I asked her.
Did you ask her
only because you knew she'd say yes?
- Are you afraid of rejection?
- Yep.
- All the brothers ask you...
- Not all the brothers.
- What are you wearing to the dance?
- A little fly red dress.
- Do you wanna see it?
- Yeah, of course.
My room.
Her bedroom.
I always wanted to get up here.
- Ready?
- Yeah.
Here it is.
- Do you like it?
- Yeah, it's beautiful.
Thank you.
- Where's your mom and Stacey?
- My mom's working late.
- Stacey's out running the streets again.
- Down, boy.
We're slow jamming tonight.
If you've got any dedications, call us.
This next one goes out to Lisa
from Terence. Glenita, I love you.
- How sweet.
- Here's Luther Vandross.
Not Luther.
I love this.
Do you remember this song?
Yeah.
- La Tijera, 1986.
- La Tijera, 1986. See?
- I remember when I first met you.
- You met me with your fist.
- Right. You and that stupid bet.
- That bet wasn't stupid.
It was. That's why you got the fist.
who'd get the booty first, didn't you?
- Booty first?
- Yeah.
Come on, that's stupid.
Whatever.
You and your little nasty friends.
- Do you remember that dance?
- Yeah, I remember.
I remember you standing there.
Just singing.
I just had to ask you,
even though I was scared to death.
I'm glad you asked me, Mike.
for a guy with two left feet.
Oh, really?
I think I've improved. For real.
- You want to find out?
- Do you want to dance?
- Right now?
- While the mood is right.
Wait, wait.
This is how we do it in North Carolina.
You know, I still love this part.
My God, is this really about to happen?
Sh*t, it is.
- You've got protection, right?
- Yeah, it's here.
One of Slim's condoms that's
six months old, but work with me.
I'll be right back.
You okay, Mike?
Yeah, it's cool.
Is it supposed to look like that?
Yeah... I guess.
Go slow.
If you hurt me, the fist.
- What are you doing?
- What do you think?
- Not there.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Maybe you should back up a little bit.
- Come on, girl.
Oh, sh*t.
- It broke.
- Get another one.
We don't need one, do we?
Damn, that was my last one.
Go to Stacey's room.
He keeps them in his top drawer.
- I ain't going to his room.
- Do you want to do this or what?
Damn!
I can't believe
I've got to do this sh*t.
Oh, baby.
Oh my God, Mike!
Come on. She said the top drawer.
Baby, hurry up.
The things men do for sex.
I was stuck with no way out.
Stacey was getting lucky while I was
stuck with dirty drawers in my face!
What happened to your rubbers?
You had four rubbers.
- I counted. Now one's gone.
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- What ho are you f***ing?
- No ho but you.
Don't call me no ho.
Shut up and take me home.
- I was just playing.
- Take me home now!
- What happened?
- Nothing.
I got it. It all worked out.
I guess that means
this was meant to be.
Yeah, I guess so.
I'm actually having sex, and with Alicia!
This cannot be real.
Oh, yeah, this is real.
Real good.
Oh, sh*t.
So that's it?
Yeah... that's it.
- I don't know. What?
What about me and you?
Me and you sounds good.
What about homecoming?
You're just going to have to buy
a new suit.
So I won the bet.
But I didn't feel right, betting.
This was Alicia, you know?
She was worth more than money.
So I didn't tell Slim and Roland
until after one of them won.
I never in a million years thought -
- that I would meet Miss Right.
When I asked Lisa, I kept thinking
of all the things I'd be gaining.
But I never took the time to think
of all the things I'd be losing.
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