The Wounds Page #6

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something's going on outside.|someone stole someone's votes.

lt wasn't me, l swear|on my Mom's life.

l've got an alibi,|as you can see.

HoIy Man...|pIease take me with you.

There's nothing Ieft|for me here.

You're my onIy hope,|pIease, HoIy Man!

You're confusing me|with someone eIse.

You're back, then?

I came to see you in the|hospitaI,

but you were in a coma.

You Iook oK. -Give me the|piece. -I haven't got it.

You're Iooking for Shvaba?

He's a reaI c*nt.|I'II teII you where he is.

No, thanks. What did you|caII Shvaba? A c*nt, eh?

Sorry.

As Shvaba says... Serbs|don't cry Iike pussies!

Did you understand?|-Yes, I did.

No, you didn't.

It's onIy a joke.

oh, it's you, sweetie!

Now it fits you just weII.

DiaboIa can't get it up, eh?

Who cares, he Iooks after me.|-I appreciate that.

What're you Iooking at?|My impIants, eh?...

I've soId them. I'm not in|a show business any more.

Anyway, naturaI's|more beautifuI.

He toId you to|give him a ring.

Is Shvaba there?

I was waiting for|you to caII.

You know what we have to do.|-I know, paI. Thanks.

Have you got everything|we need? -I wiII have.

Pinki?|-What?

What about Lydia? -Nothing,|paI. TeII her heIIo.

l shouldn't say that.

What did he say?

To teII heIIo.|-That was nice of him.

of course,|he's a poIite Iad.

You haven't been arguing,|have you?

Cat got your tongue?

shvaba's a bit of|a strange guy.

He thought l was to shy to|say it. so he killed her

in any case, to show|me his appreciation.

lt's nice to have|that sort of friend.

Now I'm demonstrating|as weII!

cat got your tongue?

Go on, tell me.

Your guests kill for money|or revenge. l don't see the...

Attraction, eh?|What about Ninana?

Stabbed, 35 times, Mum.|You can't tell me

that was for revenge.|-You're a real daftie.

How d'you expect to become a|criminal when you're ticklish?

You'll end up like Ninana,|Mummy! -Me! You'll see!

What're you gonna do|to DiaboIa now?

Why?|-WeII, 'cos of Kure.

So, he kiIIed uncIe Kure!|WeII, he never Iet on.

Are you gonna kiII him?

Don't be daft.

Come by.

Who's gonna demonstrate|if you youngsters don't!

Come on! Lets drown|on the TV news!

Commie bastards!

lf dad were alive,

would he be faffing around|with pots and pans?

No, he wouldn't,|he wasn't that type.

Times have changed,|but as far as l'm concerned,

a gun's better than|a pot or a whistle any day!

A man can't change|at my age!

I'm sorry about Granny.

F*** it, the first time she|voted against MiIosevic,

she went to bed and died.|She must have been scared.

ShaII we do it|straight away?

Let's drive around|the town for a bit.

Like we used to do,|eh, paI?

Buy some aIcohoI, bandages,|gauze... and some pIasters.

Very considerate paI,|I wouIdn't've remembered.

Thanks.

Don't mention it.

Excuse me... -We're cIosed.|You'II have to come tomorrow!

It's urgent, Mrs,|I need some things.

Someone's been wounded.|-Who's wounded?

F*** you, b*tch!|open up!

Nice Iady.|-Yeah.

Nice to see you again, paI.|Never mind the...

What d'you caII it...|-Consequences?

I reaIIy got you, eh paI?

It's not too bad.|Where're we gonna do it?

our there.|A fIood Iit finaI, paI...

it'd be a shame|to strain your eyes!

ShaII we start?

You choose the weapon,|it's onIy right.

You choose.|-The TT's better.

It depends. The TT is better|for under the shouIder,

for the rest,|we can use yours.

Are you scared?

TeII me. -I couIdn't give|a toss, Iets get on with it!

What're you doing?

Five'd be enough. -Why? In|case you get carried away

and keep on shooting?

Last shooting, paI.

What eIse is there?|-Nothing, probabIy.

oK, you can start, paI.|-ShaII we roII up, first?

Not now paI,|better at haIftime.

Where d'you want it first?|-Where did it heaI fastest?

Nowhere. ShaII we|start with the Ieg?

Maybe that's not such a good|idea 'cos of footbaII.

Never mind, we'II pIay the|tabIe footbaII.

Look what you've done to me,|I've started hiccuping.

Now you'II have to|give my a fright!

Did that do it?

I've stopped hiccuping,|thanks paI!

You're doing weII.

What's next?|-Warm up a bit,

so that you don't miss|the one near the heart.

I'm on top form, paI!

Trust me!|-oK... Here'II do.

A good choice, paI.|SteeI yourseIf!

It's oK, paI. I'm getting|used to it. -So am I!

I'm stiII Ieading 5:3, paI.|ShaII we carry on?

Yeah, 5:
5 is a good resuIt!

Then you know that|it was a great match.

Have ''Red Star'' scored 5|recentIy?

I don't foIIow any more.|It's a crap game.

I guess they're Iacking|that...

Motivation.|-Yeah, that sh*t.

onIy morons are stiII into|footbaII these days, paI!

You've gotta be|into something.

What happens when you|can't find anything?

Then you're f***ed,|I reckon.

F*** it, take your Dad,|for instance.

What did he get out|of it?

We're better of Iike this.|What's wrong with us?

You Iike my cross, eh, paI?

It's yours.

It's just a cross.|Now it's time for the bizz.

I'II give you a discount.

one wound. -Thanks paI,|but you don't have to.

After aII, you are|my best mate.

Choose which one you want.|Let's make it the other hand!

So I won't be abIe to wank,|eh, paI?

No, Iet's go for the|bizz, near the heart!

Come on, cIose your eyes,|wiII you!

Are your hands shaking?|-No.

Get on with it, mate.|-Stop farting around!

You, c*nts!

Why her, why d'you have|to kiII her!

I'II f***ing weII|have you for that!

This is a Iaugh!

Pretending to be an|Ustasha, again, eh!?

I'II decide who I'm|gonna be, not you!

Go on then, decide!

Just don't pretend to be|a geezer 'cos you're a c*nt!

Why don't you pretend to be|your Mum so we can shag you!

one buIIet, paI.|Now, he's for it!

Come on,|Iets do it together!

so here we are at the end|of our story, folks.

You, mice,

if you wanna be cool, then|l'm definitely your idol.

l'm only sorry that l|haven't been abroad,

but you can't do everything|in life, can you?

There're bustards everywhere,|what difference does it make?

l also wish l could've|shagged that black girl.

As for the Eiffel Tower|that Kure used to talk about,

well l couldn't give a toss.|l swear on my Mom's life.

This is the end, folks.

And, you know, l'm|better off that you lot!

DVD Authoring|DiMEDIA Group

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