The Yellow Mercedes

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By Bubu.

-Bayram!

-Hey Solmaz. What do you around here?

-What happened? Did you buy it?

Hey! Look at that!

Bravo Bayram! good job!

-I couldnt purchase even a set of seat covers yet. If you also do so...

-Ok. I didnt whack up your car. Lets give me a ride.

Anyone couldnt be permitted to do this, but anyway..

-Ah, no! Please,Calm down..

-Ok. Ok...

-Will you pick me by your car?

-I already said Ok.

-promise?

-Yes, promise. But dont make trouble now.

-Not here, it is impossible here.

Bayram, stop it. It will be noticed by someone. Dont do, some will see us.

-Tomorrow, I will wait for you to pick me up. Okay?

-Thats OK.

You fool broad! Wtf? Would I take the huge television, many luggages and additionally her fatass for just one bang.

Anyway Balkiz. Who cares if she waits. It is much better to be only with you, isnt it? We dont need this fatty Solmaz at all.

To be honest, it is great to be with you, Balkiz.. For years, I have waited for this moment.

You didnt know that, yet.

You ask ''where do we go?''. I will show you my hometown Balkiz.

Look! Austria, Jugoslavia, Bulgaria.. we have already passed over them. Just arrived! Turkey is here.

Dont worry Balkiz.

Look. The itchy minibus which annoys us on all the way is also here. And we park just next by it.

Dumbass..

Hey!

-Wtf ''cast'', twerp?

-You were about to hit my car. Almost you had done it. Isn't it madam?

-Keep your mouth clean before talking. you never met a woman in your life !?!.

-Dont get me into trouble in first day. F*** off! I am married to her!

-If she is your wife,so this car is accounted of mine. And it costs to 10 wives. Keep in mind that, I wont let you hit.

-Who hits your car! Mover over here, I will get away.

-I dont move over anywhere

-Do whatever you want, lets see that if you prevent me!

-lets see.

-why do they hash over there? Sevki, bring this man here!

-Which one?

-the man with urine colored car.

What happens if you crash? If you hit, you must pay it! Be careful.

-Is your visa done?

-Which visa?

-The visa for your entrance

-I dont have any idea about it.I come here for the first time.

-Then follow me there.

-Why do you wait? Give me your passport!

-Here madam.

-Where do you come from?

-From Munchen.

-Say 'Munih'. Why dont you call this 'Munih'? Where do you work in Munih?

-in BMW.

-How old are you?

-In fact, I'm 32, but in passport, 23. In my place, we are always registered lately like this.

-All you are same. You dont do anything legally. Where is your entrance visa?

-All you are same. You dont do anything legally. Where is your entrance visa?

-I dont know madam, how can I get it? I am here for the first time.

-If you dont come to my desk, how can you get it? Why do you argue with people instead of preparing your documents?

Heey! Stop dumbass! stop! You hit mine!

Bayram Unal! Bayram Unal! I dont confirm Bayram Unal's entrance!

Dont do that sister,I please you to confirm the visa. Let me go to my village, let me see my uncle before he passes away.

Who cares about your uncle! You even dont know how to behave in an office.

I wont confirm your visa.

Passport age and real age doesnt fit!

Dont do that sister, what can I do here?

-How long is your permission?

-36 days ,sister! 3 days are already spent on the road.

-If you exceed even half day when you turn back, I never confirm your checkout.

-I promise that I wont be late.

-scratched, crushed.. wrecked... Officer! Officer!

I lodge a complaint that he scratched my car.

-What is the problem? Who did it?

-The minibus which had graffitis and figures on. He scrateched my car.

-Cruel man! He made it intentionally. I complain him!

-Whom do you complain abou, man? Do you know his name and plate number? and who knows that he did?

-I see that with these eyes! He did it.

-Is there any witness?

How comes!

Now, we will access to second control point,Balkiz.

Yeah, this is Turkey. Whether they control so strictly or they do nothing.

-Do you have any extra luggages?

-I have nothing apart from my 'Balkiz'

Look there. Veli is also here. Besides, they pick Solmaz too.

it seems that they drove faster than me.

-please, let one of them remain with us.

-No, impossible. Put all of them inside.

-You know that our permission is so short!

-Bring them inside!!

-Mum, Look! Bayram uncle is there!

-To hell with him!

Solmaz looks so upset.

Balkiz, I met Solmaz in Veli's house in Munchen.

Let me introduce you with Solmaz, Bayram. She is so nice.

Pleasure of Mercedes's star is undefinably delighting. If Kezban had been next by me now. If she had seen that I am on driver seat of my Balkiz.

She would say '' you are more brave than I expected. I didnt fall in love with you to no avail.''

Kezban.. How are you? Do you remember that you visited me in Ankara?

I was so surprised

Kezban!

welcome. You made me surprised.

After military service done, you didnt come back to village. So i wanted to see you.

I was in need of money. So I began to work. How are you?

-No longer, I am living in Ankara.

-Ankara?

Yes, I stay with my brother. Looking for job.

-Hereafter, we can meet more.

-Look. You like this cassette alot.

Come here, I wait for you!

-I would like to take a boat trip with you but...

-it doesnt matter. we better walk.

-I would like to offer a cup of tea to you, but, tea sucks here.

-Do you want simit, Bayram? hey kid, can you give me 2 simits?

-No need to buy that. I am not hungry, but thank you.

-what do you plan to do in Ankara? It is hard to find a job.

-I already found. I am working as a cleaner.

-Oh, how quick!

-But I will give up soon. Next month, I will start as a housemaid, staying with family.

-So will it be better?

-Sure. Also, my boss will let me to attend to sewing classes in evening.

-Sewing class?

-Yes. My brother knows a clothing manufacturer. If i succeed in education, he will recruit me in his business.

-Congrats Kezban! I m proud of you. You really made me surprised.

-Soon, I will go to Germany.

-Germany? you never told about that before.

-Are you a man, Bayram?

you vulgar! it seems that they retained your television in customs. Dont you know that if I am man or not!

Viva Balkiz! Thank you that I could strip Solmaz owing to you..

I couldnt have seen a pair of b*obs for such a long time.

I compelled Balkiz extremely, but she is still perfect.

you PIMP!

son of b*tch!

come brother, come in here.

Ok brother, please come back. come back. Thats enough. Now turn right please. Go ahead like this.

welcome dear brother, good luck with it.

-your car looks so beautiful.

Thanks bro, I bought it recently. I hope Allah gives you same too.

-Insallah, and the weather is extremely hot today.

-yes, but my car didnt have any overheating and water boiling problem, Masallah! Just temperature gauge needle increased a bit, thats all.

-can you please move over there? Car will be parked there.

- It can be parked, I dont prevent anyone. he can park here.

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