The Zombinator

How would you guys

describe Joanne?

I don't, I don't want

to hear this.

Very talented.

- That's good.

- Uh, outgoing.

Very creative.

She can always see more

than what most people see

when she looks

at something.

I wanna go with that.

- Mhmm.

- I can go with that.

Very, um... wow.

Yeah, creative.

Stubborn.

- Yeah, there you go.

- I'm a Taurus.

She can be very stubborn.

- A Taurus and...

- And a perfectionist.

It has to be perfect and it...

- It, it has to be perfect.

- Yeah.

What do you guys think

about Joanne and her, um,

you know,

involvement with frockOn

and...

writing, spending

so much time

writing on a fashion website,

fashion blogging?

Well, you know, it, it's a

fabulous opportunity for her.

It just unbelievable what, what

doors can get opened up for her,

what she can do now.

Edie Sedgwick is like my

fashion inspiration.

She is amazing.

I wish she was still alive.

Um...

And she's my fashion

inspiration because she,

like, pushed the limits,

like, more than any person

that I can even think of.

So, this is my first time in

Youngstown and, uh...

I hear there's like a lot of,

uh, you know, murders here.

Like, unsolved murders

and...

I mean, the area's really

revitalizing a lot, gentrifying.

Um, trying to, I guess

forget about that history.

Okay, what's it like outside?

Murder-y.

It's, uh, it's...

I'm so glad...

It's crisp.

I'm so glad that my film crew

is planning a murder video

on my day.

Do this on your time!

This is why

the murders happen.

It's uh... Youngstown,

it's uh...

It's a self... it's a

auto-suggestion thing,

You just say the word

murder in Youngstown,

and people just

become paranoid

and then they

start murdering

because they heard it.

And it's just like, it's inner

prophecy thing that just...

Where are some of the

weirdest places you guys

have seen bullet holes?

Uh, in a church bathroom.

Uh, in a car.

It used to be mostly

on the south side,

but now it's kind of...

it's sort of happening,

when you were saying

they were gentrified,

it's more of like,

civilized murder now.

It's less like bullet holes

in a windshield,

and it's more like

"Where is that guy?"

It's like this disgruntled

cesspool of like...

uh, repression...

Wow, I really like it here.

Youngs... Youngstown...

well then there's the train,

there's always the train.

There's this one murder

that...

Like there's a set of train

tracks that like...

I think this guy used to be

like some kind of

train operator

or something like that

and like...

when the train sort of

like shut down,

he couldn't handle it,

so he like,

kind of lives

at the train track,

like at the old B & O station

and he kind of like...

That's where like multiple

killings have been,

but they've never found him,

so the fact that they never

found him, like...

Nobody, it adds

the mystery. Like...

So he's still out there?

- Apparent...

- Murdering?

And well,

nobody really knows.

That's the, that's the thing

of it is like,

"Oh, that's the train track... "

and it's half fact, half fiction,

and if you ask

the police station, like,

they won't give you...

Like, the media doesn't

really say, it was this guy

or it wasn't this guy.

- But he used to be...

- And they know who he is?

No, cause

they can't find him.

All they find are dead bodies

at the train tracks.

So this is like a half mile

away from my house,

right down the road.

And this is, I mean,

it's an awesome place.

I love the look and the rustic

feel and everything of it,

but it's where a lot of

murders have happened,

and it's extremely...

sad.

Creepy, definitely creepy.

Yeah, but I like it.

I mean, it's, it's pretty.

I mean, it's a shame

that nothing has ever...

been done about the place,

like no one's ever cleaning it up

or anything, like the rest of...

Everyone's getting murdered

cause they

come down here.

Right, I mean it's...

And people have

disappeared here.

It's not, I mean

it's not safe.

I mean,

I could see people

disappearing

and getting murdered here

though, definitely,

like at nighttime...

- Well, yeah...

- You have to like...

Who's gonna hear anything

with all the cars.

- And nobody's around...

- Well, hunting gunshots,

so it sounds like a...

Yeah, there's gunshots right

now, I mean, but they're...

suppose... supposedly,

what you keep

in the back of your head

is that they're just hunting,

but who knows?

Yeah, that's

not so reassuring.

But it sucks because

everybody thinks it's terrible,

it's really not that bad,

but I guess it's just cause...

- ... this is all we know.

- We're used to it.

- Yeah, really.

- This is all we know.

Definitely has some

potential though.

There are some beautiful

places here.

Yeah!

I know, I mean you see like

in Vogue and stuff,

people are all doing photo

shoots on railroad tracks,

and then these rustic,

country side areas, they go

to like Baton Rouge...

like, no, come the f***

to Youngstown.

There's lots of space

and you know,

Yeah. I like it, and I mean,

I don't know, it's kinda...

It's just pretty.

You guys see that?

See what?

No, I'm not freaking you out.

I mean, I really did just see

like a person...

It's not a person.

No, I do see something.

Where?

Over there,

like by the pillars.

Did you see anything?

Oh my God. Holy sh*t.

Did you see that?

Please tell me you saw that.

- Are you scared?

- Come on.

I don't think

that's a good idea.

Why? What are you

talking about?

Are you scared?

I'm not scared.

He's the one scared.

You're the one who saw it.

I know I did, but I don't...

Are you serious?

Oh, what the f***?

Oh my God.

What is that?

Is that blood?

You're the one who saw it.

I know I did, but I don't...

No, no. It's probably just

like some teenagers

doing some stupid sh*t,

shooting up,

getting some blood on their

hands, rubbing it on the...

"Argh. "

So I mean we have

a party to go to tonight.

I, I know this is fun and

great Mr. Camera Guy,

but I mean we need to go

get ready for the party.

- So, let's get out of here.

- Yeah, let's go.

Yeah, that totally

looks like real blood.

Yeah.

Dude, that's real blood.

Lick it, dude.

No. No way.

There's no way, I'm not...

I didn't come here.

I didn't sign...

I'm not licking crap off

a pillar in Zombieland.

No, I'm not doing that.

I'm not doing that.

That's disgusting.

Lick it dude.

You wanna pay me?

I bet you it's deer,

deer blood though,

that some hunter did.

Will you give me a...

Real blood but deer blood.

I'll give you a dollar.

A dollar?

I'll double it.

Okay, a dollar!

Get your tongue in

there dude, yeah.

Do it, do it.

At least smell it.

Oh my...

Yeah, you just got deer

herpes, bro.

Shut up, man.

Holy sh*t.

What it taste like?

Cough syrup?

Oh my God, I haven't seen

you guys in so long.

Joanna!

- How are you?

- How you been?

- Hey!

- You guys look great.

- You look amazing.

- Look at you.

Oh, thank you!

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