Thelma & Louise Page #5
- R
- Year:
- 1991
- 130 min
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The least I can do
is not make him
any more of an accessory
than he already is.
You are so sweet to that guy.
You know, you really are.
Imagine not wanting
to drag him into this.
I didn't ask him to come.
It's like I said,
he's no different
than any other guy.
He just loves
the chase is all.
Well, he sure got
his work cut out
for him now, don't he?
Thelma, just
put a lid on it!
Now...
I want you to just...
You guard that money.
Okay.
And if there's any problem,
then you call me in Room 211.
Okay.
I won't wait up.
You want a drink?
No.
Why don't you tell me
what's going on?
I'm not gonna tell you
what's going on.
Someday soon
you'll understand
why I can't,
but I'm not going to,
so don't ask me.
Can I ask you
one thing?
Maybe.
Are you in love
with somebody else?
Does this
have something to do
with another man?
No, it's not
anything like that.
Then what is it,
God damn it?
Are you just gonna leave
for f***ing ever?
What, did you f***ing
kill somebody?
You start this sh*t,
I'm out of here!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
You wanna come
back over there
and sit down?
I wanna give you something.
I'm fine right here.
I wanna
give you something.
Give it to me here.
Here.
Why don't you try it on?
You didn't see
that one coming,
did you?
Why, Jimmy?
Why now?
Try not to get
too excited, Louise.
I just flew across
two states with that ring
in my f***ing hand and...
You know I hate to fly.
You came all this way
because you thought
I was with somebody else.
No, that's not
why I came.
Because, you know, I...
I don't want to lose you.
And I get the feeling
like you're gonna,
like, split permanently.
That's not a good
reason to get married.
Well, I thought
that's what you wanted.
I did,
but not like this.
Cooking methods.
Questions are encouraged.
The Fort Reno Days Festival
highlights settler, Indian,
and military lifestyles
of years past,
and the military contingent
boasts an actual member
of the 5th Cavalry.
Louise?
No, Thelma,
it's me.
Surprise.
I was just out there
and I was thinking that...
Well, I know I'm supposed
to be gone and all, but...
You know.
And I'm not having
a turd's luck getting
a ride out in this rain.
I was just
thinking about you.
This... This is crazy.
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna get out of
your hair, all right?
I'm gonna...
Well, wait, wait.
Where you going?
Ah, I don't know.
You know, nowhere.
You think I'm happy
playing my one-night gigs
in Ramada Inn lounges?
You know, you think
you're the only one with
dreams that don't work out?
We both got
what we settled for.
I think maybe you just
don't love me anymore.
No, I do love you.
But I think
it's time to just
let go of
the old mistakes.
Just chalk it up to
bad timing.
I think it's time
to let go.
Look out. Look out.
Don't... Don't do it.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Come on.
You're too easy.
Come on. Here.
All right, all right.
I'll do it.
Your turn.
Come on.
Well, don't leave it...
Just don't leave them there.
All right, all right.
Gosh, what are you...
You see, this is
an unfair advantage.
You got...
You got too much
metal going here.
You want to lighten
the load a little bit?
Yeah?
Yeah.
I think that's better.
What do you think?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Take me, break me,
make me a man!
You're gonna hit your head!
Watch your head! Careful.
My head's fine.
Who are you, anyway?
I'm the great
and powerful Oz.
Who do you want to be?
Come on, tell me.
I know you're not
just some schoolboy.
Nobody ever
tells me sh*t.
Tell me.
Oh, I'm just some guy.
A guy whose parole officer
is probably having
a sh*t fit right about now.
What do you mean,
parole officer?
What? Are you a criminal?
No. No,
not no more, Thelma.
Let's see.
Besides busting parole,
I haven't done
one wrong thing.
What'd you do?
I'm a robber.
You're a bank robber?
No. No.
I don't rob no banks.
Come on.
What'd you rob?
Hmm.
Well, let's see.
Let's add it up here,
I robbed a gas station,
a couple of
convenience stores,
liquor stores.
Oh, my God.
How?
Come on.
Okay.
Well, see, first you pick
your place, all right?
Then I just sit back
and watch it
for a little while.
Wait for that right moment
to make my move, see?
That's something
you gotta know up here.
That sh*t cannot be taught.
Yeah, then...
Sh*t, I don't want
to talk about this.
Come on, I do.
All right.
Then I'd waltz right in.
Yeah.
And I'd just kind of
waltz on in and I'd say,
"Ladies, gentlemen,
let's see who wins a prize
for keeping their cool.
"Simon says,
'Everybody down
on the floor.'
"Now, nobody loses
their head, then
nobody loses their head.
"Uh... You, sir. Yeah,
you do the honors.
"Take that cash
and put it into
that bag right there.
"You've got an amazing story
to tell your friends.
"If not, well,
you got a tag on your toe.
You decide."
Simple as that.
Then I'd just slip on out.
And get the hell
out of Dodge, yeah.
Mmm-hmm.
My goodness.
You were sure
gentlemanly about it.
Well, now,
I've always believed
that, done properly,
armed robbery doesn't
have to be a totally
unpleasant experience.
What?
You're a real live
outlaw, aren't you?
Well, I may be an outlaw,
darling, but you're the one
who's stealing my heart.
You're smooth.
Oh. Yeah. Oh.
Isn't he? Isn't he?
You're smooth. Yeah.
That's right.
Keep it that way.
I'll pin you.
Remember when
we first met?
Yeah.
What happened?
Tell me what you said.
I said you had
a nice pair of eyes.
And what'd I say?
Do you remember?
Yeah, you shut them.
Asked me if I knew
what color they were.
And what'd you say?
I didn't know.
Jimmy, what color
are my eyes?
They're brown.
Wait. Wait.
Night upon the rocks
I'm over by the roadhouse
With them rusted
engine blocks
A ghost town
with a gold mine
A pick axe in my head
I'm beggin'
mama please move over
Kick the stones
out of my bed
Met my sister Sandra
With them jewels
and the cross
Eyes on my lever now
I cannot do no business
With your candle lit in red
I'm beggin'
mama please move over
Kick them stones
out of my bed
Y'all want
some more coffee?
Thank you.
Look, I don't know
what's going on with you,
or what happened
or what you all did,
but I'm not gonna tell
anybody anything,
and I'm not gonna say
that I even saw you.
Okay?
Damn, Jimmy,
what did you do,
take some kind of pill
that makes you say
all the right stuff?
Yeah, I'm choking on it.
You sure you don't
want me to go with you?
I think it's probably not
a real good idea right now.
But I'll catch up
with you later
on down the road.
Yeah.
Well,
my taxi's here.
So, why don't you
just keep that?
Okay?
Thanks.
I just want you
to be happy.
I am happy, sweetie.
Happy as I can be.
All right.
All right.
Well, why don't you give
old Jimmy a kiss goodbye?
And I'll be getting
out of here.
Come here,
old Jimmy.
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