They Call Me Jeeg Robot Page #5

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the government!

Have you seen the news?

They reopened the public contracts.

The mob is celebrating already.

You know why? I'll tell you why.

It was them planting the bombs!

The government shat its

pants for a couple little bombs,

Imagine if we blow up something special,

like the Parliament!

Or the Olympic stadium

during Roma-Lazio!

We'd make a bang bigger

than any bang, any flare,

of any derby in the whole

history of Italian football!

And then they'll have no choice,

we'll be in every TV channel, Enze'!

You're bat-sh*t crazy.

I'm asking you one last time,

where did you get these powers?

One last time, I don't know!

Damn! Damn, Enze'!

Damn!

Tazzi'! Hurt her.

No!

No!

Leave her alone! Tell him

to leave her alone!

Don't touch her! Don't touch her!

All right, enough!

Leave her alone!

I'll tell you everything.

Good! Stop, Tazzi'! Stop!

Nice, Enze'! F***ing nice!

Nice!

Where have you taken me?

Everything happened down here.

What, you took a bath in the Tiber?

You wanted the truth. There you have it.

Now give me the girl and

let's get this over with.

Tazzi', watch your back

this guy's getting freaky!

It's all right, Zingaro.

What's down there?

What is it, a f***ing net?

- There are some barrels. One must've broke.

- What barrels?

- I told you what I know. Enough now.

- You don't get to say that. Go, dive in.

I need to go pee.

I said go and take a dip!

The f*** do you want?

I already have my powers.

I'm not jumping into that sh*t.

Go grab those barrels.

That was not part of the deal.

Tell me where the girl is.

The deal, Enze'? The deal?

You either do what I say,

or we slit the b*tch's throat!

- It's not like I can pee myself!

- I can't let you out.

I'm doing it here, eh?

If you want...

I can give you a hand

pulling up that dress...

After you.

Don't touch me.

I told you not to touch me!

Tazzi', what's happening?

Tazzina!

Go! I said...

Tazzi'...

Tazzi'! F***, Tazzi'!

Kill them all, Enze'!

Hiroshi!

Don't let him get the powers!

Alessia, run away!

He's the Lord of Fire!

No... Ale'...

I'm gonna light you up for real, now.

Look at me, Ale'...

Save them, Hiro'...

Save them all.

'cause you can...

become Jeeg.

Ale', no...

Alessia...

Wake up, Ale'

Ale'...

Alessia.

Alessia.

Good day!

Who the f*** are you?

Hey! Cheers!

I'm sorry. Give me a second.

Action!

Let's go, guys!

# I will hold you #

# I swear I'll hurt you #

# I will light up in the night #

# I'll be your star #

# You will love me #

# Like you never loved before #

# I'll knock you down like a wave #

# Then I'll flee from you #

# Go ahead and walk #

# I'm coming too #

# Come on, love, push on the accelerator #

# The warmth of your skin

makes me see stars #

# The warmth of your skin

makes me see stars #

# The warmth of your skin

makes me see stars #

# The warmth of your skin

makes me see stars #

# Explode with me #

# Yes, I will hold you #

# I swear I'll hurt you #

# I will light up my mouth, bright red #

# And I'll burn you a little #

Eh!

Wait a minute... isn't that him?

- Who?

- That dude, the supercriminal.

Go back.

Enough with the balloons, honey!

Please!

- You're right, it's him.

- Honey, come on!

F***!

Come, it's OK, come with us!

My daughter! My daughter!

My daughter!

Let me go!

Let me go!

My daughter! Let me go!

My daughter is in there!

- Gioia!

- Calm down!

Let me go!

Let me go!

I'm stuck.

Don't worry. I'll take care of it.

Gioia!

Gioia!

Let me go! Gioia!

It's all over.

"These shocking images come

from the video claiming responsibility..."

"for the Scampia massacre,

which appeared on YouTube this morning,"

"the terrifying footage is being

investigated by the authorities."

"it shows the lone vigilante"

"ending the life of Nunzia Lo Cosimo, 40 years

old, a prominent figure in the Camorra mob."

"Action..."

You all need to listen to me now.

"Everyone needs to know,

even the paving stones."

All these years, you ignored me

walked over me,

locked me inside a shitty doghouse

full of stinkbugs and ticks.

Enough with that, now.

The music's gonna change.

It's time we see a bang bigger than

any bang you can imagine.

Stay tuned.

- Get off.

- Why?

I need it. I'll leave

it under the Curva Sud.

Who are you?

Hiroshi Shiba.

You're in deep sh*t!

Hey, whatcha doin'?

Why do you wanna hop over?

I got this last ticket, Curva Sud,

You want it? Ten euro.

I don't have them! Back off!

You can keep your tickets now!

Suck a dick!

Where's the bomb?

You'll know it when you hear the bang.

Hey.

Ooh!

We're playing on even grounds,

now, Enze'!

Nobody can stop me now,

not even you!

"Be on high alert,

the suspect is violent and dangerous!"

"I repeat. Violent and dangerous."

Come on, follow me.

Hey!

The f*** you running for?

Go, A.S. Roma!

You got unlucky, Zingaro.

You wanna become famous, you better go

back doing impression at the Big Brother!

It was Buona Domenica, dumbass!

Did you fall down?

It's a penalty if it's from behind!

Freeze!

What the f*** are you doing?

Freeze!

Get out with your hands over your head!

- There's a bomb inside!

- Do as I said!

There's a bomb! Get out of the way!

Get out or we'll shoot!

Stop!

Fire!

"He was a great person."

"He saved A.C. Roma supporters."

"Enzo Ceccotti was one of us!"

"He was a thief.

He stole my purse two years ago."

"What do you think?"

"He deserves a Piazza named

after him, like Giuseppe Garibaldi"

"Heroes are like poets.

One is born every 100 years."

"What is a hero?"

"It's an individual of great talent

and extraordinary courage,"

"who knows how to choose

good over evil."

"Who sacrifices himself

to save others,"

"but most of all, it's someone who

acts when he's got everything to lose,"

"and nothing to gain."

"Was Enzo Ceccotti truly a superhero,"

"as people like to call him today?"

"Orthodox thinkers may take pity

on ill-fated lands in need of heroes,"

"but the truth is elsewhere."

"The presence of somebody

watching over our lives"

"rekindles our hope

in a better future."

"Sadly, today,

this somebody is no longer with us."

"This is all from Tor Bella Monaca, Rome."

"On to sports.

Next Sunday..."

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