Think Like A Man

Synopsis: Four women have given up on getting their men to do what they want until they find a how to book written by Steve Harvey. They start using his advice about relationships, and their men start falling in line, until the men discover what the women have been doing, then the war is on.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Tim Story
Production: Sony Screen Gems
  4 wins & 13 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.6
Metacritic:
51
Rotten Tomatoes:
54%
PG-13
Year:
2012
122 min
$91,547,205
Website
3,850 Views


From the beginning of mankind

and throughout the world's history,

there have been clearly defined rituals

of manhood.

See, these rituals were definitive

in determining the exact moment

when a boy became a man.

For example, there's the moment

when a boy joins the other men

in his first engagement in battle.

Did you know that they used to have

public circumcisions in front of the village?

Thank God mine didn't go public.

And the most significant moment of all,

marriage.

That's right, I said it.

In fact, marriage used to be

the ultimate goal of boys and men.

Because in the old days,

it was the only way a guy could get

what he really wanted from a girl.

See now today? Woo!

Things have changed, people.

I mean, men, we don't have to work

as hard to get what we want.

We got the Internet, for God's sake.

I can be whatever I want on the Internet.

Today, men have the home court advantage,

which has left you ladies

with several different types of men.

I mean, I don't even know where to start.

You got the Player.

Hi, Zekey.

You sexted?

Those aren't mine, a**hole.

You sure that's not...

Wait a minute, I'm not done.

You got the Mama's Boy.

Happy, Valentine's Day, sweetie.

And you, too, Mom.

Thank you, sweetie.

You know, I think I'm just gonna

leave you two alone.

Wait, babe, where are you going?

It's okay, Michael. I don't want to intrude.

- I'll call you?

- Or not.

Poor little thing.

She's blonde.

You got the Dreamer. The Dreamer's funny.

So I quit my job.

Yeah,

I wanna be a chef.

You wanted to be a paramedic,

you wanted to be a PR agent, and now

you wanna be a chef?

Baby, it's my dream.

Really, Dominic? Because I wanted

to be a ballerina and Janet Jackson.

When I was seven.

Do you know what I wanna be now?

No.

Your ex.

And last but not least,

you got the Non-Committer. Pass the ball!

This one is from me.

All right, baby.

- All right! Now it's a party. Drum roll.

- Okay, big guy.

Oh, my God. I will, I will, I will, yes!

You will what?

Earrings

that I will always treasure.

You the man, boy.

Told you.

- Yo!

- You need a beer?

Now I'm not saying there aren't

a lot of good men out there.

Take, for instance, the Happily Married Man.

Which brings us to my personal favorite,

you got the Happier Divorced Guy.

Look at that smile.

What I'm saying is,

the balance of power has shifted.

But, Zeke, those aren't

my only issues with Gail,

it's the nagging, it's the yelling,

it's the crazy mood swings.

I mean, you're not gonna talk to me

no kind of way. I'm a grown-ass man.

- Grown-ass man.

- You know me, Dom, I'm grown.

Them weren't the only problems you

was having with Gail, though, right?

- Yo, Zeke, do not get that man started.

- I'm asking a question!

No, let's get me started up.

Turn the key! Say it, get it out!

Rumor has it that Gail

was whooping that ass.

What's the first word you said?

- I think it was "whooping that ass."

- No, first word you said was "rumor."

'Cause that's what it was, Zeke. It's a rumor.

Ced, you walked in the gym the other day

with a little nugget in the side of your eye.

I fell down the steps, Mike! Okay?

I got steps, my steps got a slope in them.

You ever walked down a slope

with dress shoes on?

Wait, so, she kicked your ass,

then you fell down the steps?

- See, now it makes perfect sense.

- That's real funny.

Look at the white man trying to make light

of the relationship issues

- of a brother.

- It's not like that.

No, it is like that.

Let me tell you something, J.

Black people marched and died for the right

to fight and treat each other like sh*t.

- Oh, my God.

- You did not march,

you do not have that right.

Neither do you, Bennett.

I saw it on TV.

They show those marches a lot in February.

Stop.

Your wife kicked your ass.

It's really not that big of a deal.

- There's worse things.

- It's my ex-wife. Okay?

Y'all need to get in the habit

of saying that. Ex-wife.

You know, it really kills me how y'all like

to laugh at my pain.

I can't wait till y'all experience

the sh*t I'm experiencing.

I say Rush Street, first round on Bennett.

I'm supposed to have dinner

with Kristen tonight.

She'll understand, she's cool.

I'll send her a text.

Welcome back, everybody.

We are still here with

best-selling author Steve Harvey.

Well, what I try to get women to understand

is that times have changed,

but your playbook hasn't.

I've gotten thousands of letters

from all kinds of women

who can't seem to find a man, keep a man

or get what they want from their man.

Until you understand how a man loves,

how a man operates, how he thinks,

until you get into the mindset of a man,

you will never win with us

in the game of love.

Well, we certainly want to win with you

in the game of love, Steve.

- We have a question in the audience.

- Hi, Steve.

I've been living

with my boyfriend for five years

and he says that he loves me

and he's fully committed.

I guess what I want to know

is how come he hasn't popped the question?

He hasn't popped the question

because you haven't required him to.

We'll be right back.

- Can I get two beers?

- Hey!

I'm Cedric. Cedric, Cedric.

Yeah, I'm not married.

That's why I'm not wearing a ring.

I'm sorry, but Jesus has my heart.

Yeah, no, no, no, I get that. I love Jesus, too.

I talked to him today,

I was like, "Jesus," I said, "I need a girl!"

And I get here and I see you,

so I was like, "Thank you."

You see Ced over there trying

to pull that PYT?

Oh, she bad as hell.

See, thinking like that, you lose the game

before you even step in.

What are you talking about?

I'ma go on and leave.

She's crazy. And I don't like her knees.

Excuse me, Miss, I noticed that you were...

Honestly, I couldn't care less

about whatever it is you have to say.

And I can appreciate that.

I just know that I've seen you here before

and you're usually so stunning...

And you'll always have those memories.

In fact, why don't you walk away

and pretend this...

I don't know what I did

to make you so defensive.

All I'm saying is, whatever it is,

it's no reason to let yourself go, that's it.

Let myself go?

I didn't mean any disrespect...

Let me tell your tired ass something.

Something's changed.

Usually, there's an aura,

there's a glint about you that I'm not seeing.

And I don't know if it's a relationship

or if it's job related, it's just...

Is that it?

It's work related?

Well, to be honest,

I was laid off from my job

about two months ago.

This damn economy.

- How'd it go?

- Not good, man.

Yo, I literally have nothing to say anymore.

I don't know what's going on.

And my breath ain't right.

- Drink a beer.

- You smell it?

You can't let that steal your smile,

'cause that smile that I'm talking about,

that's gonna get you that next CEO gig,

you get it?

See now? See? You're smiling.

Now I'm smiling.

I'ma walk away from here like a fairy now,

'cause I'm all happy.

- A fairy?

- Yeah.

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