Think Like a Man Too Page #13

unadvisedly or lightly,

but reverently and soberly.

Too late for that.

Therefore, if anyone here has reasons

why these two should not be married,

speak now, or forever

hold your peace.

What y'all looking at?

Proceed.

Do you have the rings?

The rings.

- The ring. No, you put them in your pocket.

- Did I give them to you?

I didn't put them in my pocket.

- In your right pocket. Right there.

- No, I don't know where I put them at.

I got it. I have it. I'm sorry.

You really are the

best best man, Ced.

The couple would now like

to exchange their vows.

With this ring, I vow

to be a loyal husband,

a constant friend,

and a devoted father

to our son, Duke.

I vow to love, honor,

cherish and adore you.

Baby, I'm going to

adore you forever.

With this ring,

I vow to love you

in good times and in bad times,

in sickness and in health.

I promise to be in your corner

and by your side forever

and ever and ever.

I heard the whole group of them went

to jail the other night. The groom...

Girl, you ain't gotta shush

me. I'm just telling the truth.

Stop.

Okay.

I now pronounce you

husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

Mikey! Kiss her! Kiss her!

Ladies and gentlemen, I give

you Mr. and Mrs. Michael Hanover.

- Go hug your mother, boy.

- Okay.

You did it, Michael.

You did it and it is perfect.

And I love you so much.

Okay, so it turns out, Vegas isn't

the worst place for couples after all.

You know, maybe I should

come here with Gail sometime,

when it's snowing, or

maybe when it's hailing

or when it's freezing

rain, which means never!

Dropped your dollar.

Bennett, what the hell am

I gonna do with a dollar?

That's like putting a raindrop in the

ocean. Get your ass out of my face, please.

All right.

Survey says...

Yes! $100,000!

That's my dollar, I won!

Yes. Thank you.

Yes. Thank you, Steve

Harvey. Thank you.

That was my dollar, sir.

That was actually my dollar.

No, it's mine. You gave it to me.

I put it in the machine. It's my dollar.

I didn't give you sh*t!

You gave me the dollar. Remember

the whole "raindrop in the ocean"?

That is his money. We won it.

It's my dollar.

Bennett, you tell your

wife to shut her face!

- Don't tell me to shut up.

- Don't bump, don't bump me.

Hello. Hi, there.

Cedric! You owe me money.

That's my dollar!

You leave yet?

Not quite, sir.

What about now?

Almost.

You there, Declan?

Not really.

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