This Is Not a Movie Page #3

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... Why do not you go to Las Vegas?

Go elsewhere.

I have not gone to Las Vegas

since I died. I can not...

... I'm stuck.

There is no heaven or hell...

... Or purgatory, or any of that sh*t

.

Wait. I know exactly what you are.

're One of those lost souls.

You can not go to heaven or hell

.

O. ..

... Maybe, you're an angel.

An Angel...

No Mam...

... Forget all that sh*t biblical...

... Good stories,

but no friend...

... Not true.

This alternative is right Pete...

... This is a movie...

... A satire of Mad magazine.

See?

This is the kind of thing that could only happen in

film.

Screenwriter needed another character...

... and rose to a dead friend of another script Incomplete

...

... to advance the story...

... Or lead to

other direction.

Are you running out of ideas!

Us out of here!

Who the hell are you talking to?

Does God?

Well, not exactly God, but from our perspective

...

... Is who controls everything.

You'd call it "The System".

I do not believe in God.

And I can say out loud.

Ghost of Jimmy. You're dead,

're a ghost, right?

- Yes?

- Did you know God?

No.

Did you ask something?

No.

Was there a meeting with fans...

... A welcome cocktail,

or something?

No, nothing like that.

Only stayed here...

... Invisible.

- Well...

Well...

... Then...

There will be a press conference

or something when we die?

Is there...

... A spokesman for God?

God is the president of the

Universes States or something?

- Is there a vice-God?

- I get it!

No. .. I do not know!

Do you know why...

... Have not seen God?

Why?

Because there is no God,

ghost of Jimmy.

There...

... No f***ing God...

... Ladies and gentlemen.

- You know?

... If any, he or she would have already done something

...

... To stop

brutal violence on the planet.

LAST TESTAMEN HUNDRED SECONDS AGO...

... WHEN FEAR ON EARTH REIGNED

A LEGEND GIVING YOU HOPE PEOPLE

BE A REASON FOR LIVING

BUT SOMETHING WENT WRONG

CHANGED HIS STORY

= = THERE IS A NEW TEMPTATION

NO SALVATION:

INSPIRED BY A TRUE STORY

Some stories are told...

... and soon forgotten.

But the washing machine brains...

... travels in time.

Selling fear.

Beyond the End of the World.

Slaughter of Jesus.

Now the real terror begins.

Rating "R".

By its strong religious content.

You know what?

Maybe I do believe in God...

...

Just do not trust in their fans down here.

I prefer to believe in Satan...

Good...

... If there is something like

Satan could not be closer.

're In Las Vegas...

... And we will have to wait...

... The miracle of life before death

.

TIME REMAINING:

THE END OF THE WORLD: 22 HRS. 18 MINUTES

It's all...

It's all...

You know what?

It's all...

Perhaps the alternate Pete was right?

Maybe this is just a damn movie

.

Who cares

p*ssy movies right now...

... I think because you forgot one thing.

We're going to die, death, death

!

- Yep!

- Game over...

... Lost.

- Right.

This time we can not charge and get out.

Nop...

F***! Sh*t! Puta Madre!

Puta Madre!

You know what we need, Pete?

- Need sex!

- What? Between us?

No!

I'm sick of masturbation...

... Need girls!

We should hang out,

or call a...

... Although I do have

many girls available.

Not going to be able to do anything like that...

... I just realized something...

... You are asleep. You are unconscious.

Who?

You, you and you.

All are the same person,

and you're asleep.

Oh no, by God!

Do not tell me this is a dream.

Resource

Is cheap narrative.

Need discipline!

Discipline!

Stick to the damn rules.

We are not telling a story...

... Nobody is telling a story.

This not a movie...

God!

You have to stop evading reality, b*tch!

Marica! God!

All this is part of your...

F***!

What's it called?

Self defense mechanism.

Yes, exactly.

All this is part of your damn...

... Defense mechanism.

If I'm sleeping...

... And all this has a logical explanation

, okay.

But if the...

... Doomsday theme

really going...

... Out of this...

... Matrix reality, combined with Scooby Doo

...

... Then I want to die sleeping

.

I can not die without knowing who the hell I was

.

I want to die asleep.

Is safer.

Most people would like

die while sleeping.

But you know what?

I'm pretty sure I'm awake...

... Because this whiskey friend,

known as real.

If someone told me that

are piss Ronald Reagan...

Io... just take me.

Really?

Well, no.

Not serious...

... But at least it shows Io

loyalty level...

...

Who come to protect this mother.

Sh*t! I'm missing.

I'm completely crazy,

'm talking to...

... You three,

a ghost.

I'm crazy!

God! My f***ing head.

My f***ing damn brain.

wish I could fly to pieces.

piece of sh*t. / i

F***ing crazy sh*t.

F***ing hate ml brain.

God! I hate.

This f***ing, f***ing brain.

piece of sh*t.

'm a psychotic.

I know.

I know. I reached the end of the tunnel...

... and there is no turning back.

This is a journey of imagination...

... This is a f***ing jacket

mind, gentlemen.

You are in poorly developed story...

... You guys are characters,

someone wrote...

... What they are saying...

... Your whole life is a fantasy created

...

... For a subject suffering from Attention Deficit

.

And Jimmy, you are a character

lost...

... That did not erase properly

another script.

Apparently remember the premise, but...

... I'm sorry Jimmy,

you do not belong here.

Not have home.

Long ago were part of a script

incomplete...

... But now you're nothing.

- You're a loser.

You can not be serious.

How does

Pete and I have known?

Well, apparently you were...

... In a first treatment

the other script...

... Where Pete was a very small character

...

... But technically...

I erased.

I know, I'm dead!

Well, actually you never existed officially

.

Only wrote seven or eight pages of that script.

F*** ghost of Jimmy,

and you too, Pete Part 3...

... This is not a script,

This is life.

If this is a movie...

...

Why not make it a romantic comedy?

Need a woman,

right?

You like romantic comedies, Pete?

Lindas heartwarming stories about men and women...

... Designed by marketing experts...

... To deform and alter

relations with stereotypical patterns...

... Based on business needs.

So sweet, Pete.

But you need to be honest with yourself...

... Honest with your nature.

Yes, I am honest.

I'm an honest guy.

You do not want romance.

Want sex.

Want

see a seemingly perfect sexual encounter...

... Between two superstars

depressed and paid.

Zoo should go to Las Vegas...

... And see animals copulating.

So, finally is the same thing.

Filmmakers just do not need...

...

Double or computer generated penises.

Naked animals simply doing...

... What the animals do

naked...

... Preserve their species.

I need a girl! Come on!

What?

What happened?

Think either

The beginning of the end?

- No more electricity in Vegas?

- This is the end.

Oh, Pete!

Sh*t! What is that?

Pete

Pete

Sh*t

= = Good.

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