Three Kims Page #2

those moves?

That's because...

I know why.

You want to show off

to your friends, don't you?

That's not it.

Doryung, listen to me.

When practicing Taekkyon...

...there are two things

you have to remember.

One.

Don't ever use violence.

Two.

Don't you ever use violence.

Got it?

Eat now.

I won again!

Where are you going?

I gotta go to a Kungfu gym.

No way, sit back down.

Our master will be upset

if I'm late.

Our master?

Who's scarier,

me or Kungfu master?

Don't talk back.

I'll play the old man now.

You're not good enough

to beat me.

Practice more.

I won't play with you again.

What a temper.

But it was so nice to see you

doing your best!

-Come here.

-You can't run from us.

Did you bring money, Curly?

Give us money now.

Let me frisk him.

No money?

I should kill you!

Didn't we tell you

to bring us money?

You think you're tough?

Didn't we tell you

to bring us money?

You wanna die?

Bring us money!

What's in your bag?

Answer me, or die!

No bullying, okay?

You won all those trophies?

It's nothing.

You must be really good.

Doryung.

Yes?

Why learning Taekkyon?

It's a traditional martial art.

You train your body and mind...

You sure?

No other reason?

That's because...

I want to fight well.

What for?

So I can punish all those bullies.

I can see that

we have a lot in common.

I learned Kendo

for the same reason.

Really?

You didn't fight well

when you were little?

I always got beat up.

And you became invincible

after you started Kendo?

You can say that.

Master, I'll learn Kendo.

What?

I can't allow you.

Why not?

Because I've been rude to you?

I promise I'll change.

Take me as your student.

No way.

It won't be ethical.

If your dad finds out...

We don't have to tell him.

I said no!

Don't worry about money.

I've saved quite a bit.

You're so persistent.

Fine.

I'll take you in as my student.

Thank you, Master!

Hooray!

Get set!

Begin!

One!

Two!

Higher!

One!

I said stronger!

One!

Two.

Keep them straight.

One.

Two.

One.

One.

Two.

One.

Two.

-Lift it higher.

-One, two...

One, two...

-Faster!

-One, two...

One, two...

Stop.

That's it for today.

Go home, wash your feet,

and eat a hearty dinner.

Dismissed.

Master?

I have a question.

Shoot.

How can I win fights

like you do?

It's simple.

If you don't lose, you win.

Dismissed.

Then, how can I not lose?

God, he's a pain.

Doryung, listen.

The most important thing

in a fight?

It's a moral victory.

Physical strength doesn't matter.

If you overcome your fear...

...you have a better chance

to beat up your opponent.

Got it?

The blind aren't scared of snakes.

Yeonshil, I truly love you.

Please, give me a kiss.

And a hug, too.

Yeonshil!

What are you doing here?

Yeonshil?

Is she here?

I told you not to bother me

when I meditate.

You always meditate

with Yeonshil?

What's for dinner?

I'm not cooking anymore.

What?

Don't you wanna learn

deadly moves?

No.

Not anymore.

Fine.

I'll be nice and teach you

those moves in a year.

Forget it.

How about 6 months?

Forget it!

Stop bothering me

and go to the Kungfu gym.

What for?

That's where Yeonshil is.

What?

Don't worry.

It's a difficult part.

Put your thumb here

and the index finger...

My fingers are so short,

aren't they?

No.

They're long and beautiful.

-Really?

-Yes.

Nice.

Nice.

-Master.

-Yes?

Teach me this one.

It's a hard one.

You need more practice.

Let's do this one.

It's easy.

He touched her hands?

He's dead.

Wait, Yeonshil.

I'll learn and teach you.

My lovely hometown...

In the country...

God!

What's this?

What's going on?

What's wrong?

Put your weight in a rear leg.

One, two, three!

Shake them gently.

Then hit a vital spot.

Are you okay?

Should we take a break?

No, this is fun.

-Master Kim.

-Yes?

This is like a dream come true.

Thank you so much.

No problem.

Without my father's objection...

...I would've started a gym

and taught a martial art.

By the way...

Yes?

What do you think of my girl?

What?

What do you mean?

What do you think of her

as your wife?

Actually,

I have a crush on her.

You do?

Go for it.

I'll help you in every way.

Are you serious?

Thanks!

But I think the other two masters

have a crush on her, too.

No way.

Over my dead body!

They're not like you.

So lowly.

Those flies are a pain in the ass.

They chase my girl around.

And I can't do anything

about it.

Sir, I have an idea.

What?

-Master Kim?

-Yes, sir.

-Master Kim?

-Yeah.

-Master Kim?

-Yes.

I got you all here today...

...because of my girl.

What?

Anything happened to her?

No, nothing happened.

As you know, she's old enough

to get married.

So I'm looking for a man

for her to marry.

But I can't give her away

just to anybody.

So I came up with this idea.

In ancient China,

the father-in-law held a contest...

...to find a brave son-in-law.

So I'd like to test you guys

to see who deserves my girl.

Are you guys up for it?

Yes, I am.

Me too.

I don't want to.

You don't? Why not?

I love her so much.

But I can't fight my friends.

Can you fight me?

Yes!

I will do it.

Good.

You all three agreed.

In a month at a Kungfu gym.

Is that okay?

Yes!

Master Kim of Kungfu,

You're dead. Kendo Master Kim

One.

Two.

Three.

Taekkyon, Kungfu

Stop messing

with my scarecrow!

Master Kim of Kendo

Don 't behave flippantly!

I blew them all out!

Why so many thugs

in town lately?

You' re a martial art master

and scared of thugs?

Who says l' m scared?

Dung is to be avoided.

-You're a joke.

-Stop right there, guys.

What were you saying?

Say it again.

What?

You were talking about thugs.

Go home, Doryung.

Okay.

I think you misunderstood.

It wasn't about thugs.

It was Thuks, my friend.

He stinks like dung.

You've seen him, right?

No.

Are you kidding me?

You wanna die?

Words won't do.

Let go.

Boys?

How are you, sir?

Good.

Who are they?

It'll be a good workout.

Get ready.

Hey!

Run!

-Get them!

-Stop right there!

Why'd you butt in?

Take your shoes off.

We don't wanna mess

with those boys.

Was I supposed to put up

with such insults?

No way!

Why didn't you stay

and fight then?

You told me to run.

Otherwise, I'd have kicked their asses

with this broom.

Don't you feel embarrassed

saying that?

Anyway, they won't be able

to follow us here.

Huh?

They did.

I can see that.

Sir, I got them.

Where am l?

It's a retirement home

on the second floor.

A retirement home?

You're dead now.

Hey!

This is it!

You couple of rats.

Run again if you can.

Guys!

Why are you doing this?

Let's talk.

Talk?

You picked a fight

on model citizens like us.

Now you wanna talk?

You're kidding, aren't you?

Don't come closer.

I know we're in the wrong.

Why don't we drink and...

Stop it!

So nice to see you!

What is he?

Get the hell out of here

before I make you!

So many nutcases in this town.

Boys?

Sir...

Your hair stinks.

Go wash it!

Run!

Damn!

What are you doing here?

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