Three Kings Page #4
GENERAL PYE:
This is not the way we service the
media, Major. Stop her --
WHIP PAN TO Cathy runs away as she dresses, MPs grab her.
MP:
You are in violation of code 37D,
grinding Major Gates.
They let her go. Soldiers in gas suits laugh.
ARCHIE GATES:
You guys have no manners
whatsoever --
Bill Smithson runs up, agitated.
BILL SMITHSON:
I told you he was with her --
GENERAL PYE:
We're handling this, OK?
BILL SMITHSON:
I wanted help with the gold story,
and he took off on me--
ARCHIE GATES:
That's a lot of bullshit.
Smithson is walked away. Archie pulls his pants up.
GENERAL PYE:
I give you a prestige job in the
media war of the century and the
guy feels neglected.
ARCHIE GATES:
I'm helping him plenty with his
big celebration feature -- Where
did you get this f***ing star?
Archie suddenly reaches out and grabs the corner of General
Horn's collar, with its one star.
GENERAL HORN:
They made me a general, pal.
ARCHIE GATES:
For what? I don't even know what
we did over here, but Schwartzkopf
gets a book deal, you get a star,
Powell gets to be f***ing
president--
GENERAL HORN:
Are you high? This is a huge win
for us.
ARCHIE GATES:
Running the press pool's a real
big win for me.
GENERAL PYE:
You want us to kill more Americans
to occupy Iraq?
ARCHIE GATES:
I'm just saying it's ironic,
that's all.
GENERAL HORN:
What the f*** is ironic?
ARCHIE GATES:
We got the biggest army in the
world here but Iraq still has the
d-bag dictator in power, but
that's how the world works I guess.
GENERAL PYE:
Just take care of Smithson and
maybe he'll hook you up to consult
on movies.
GENERAL HORN:
It's either that or be a security
guard when you retire.
ARCHIE GATES:
F*** you, Ron.
GENERAL HORN:
I'm a general now, you can't say
f*** you to me.
ARCHIE GATES:
OK, sir, but there's another thing
I'd like to say, if you don't mind.
GENERAL HORN:
Go right ahead, Colonel.
Archie leans wild-eyed into Horn's face and whispers --
ARCHIE GATES:
Fuuuuuck yooouuuu, Ronnnnn.
INT. CAPTAIN'S TENT - DAY
SPLASH -- rubbing alcohol is poured over Vig's extended hand
by DOC ELGIN, 25, stocky, black, no nonsense.
TROY:
You've washed your hands like a
thousand times, Conrad.
VIG:
Lord knows what vermin live in the
butt of a dune koon.
DOC:
Why do you let this cracker follow
you around?
TROY:
He's a good kid.
DOC:
He's a wall-eyed cracker.
TROY:
He's got no high school, man, he's
from a group home in Jackson --
DOC:
I don't give a sh*t if he's from
Johannesburg. I don't want to hear
dune koon or sand n*gger from him
or anybody.
VIG:
Captain uses those terms.
TROY:
The point is, Conrad, 'towel head'
and 'camel jockey' are perfectly
good substitutes.
DOC:
Exactly.
VIG:
I'm sorry, man, it's a little
confusing is all.
DOC:
What can I do for your headache?
Doc Elgin opens a case full of pill bottles.
TROY:
Got any Vicadan?
DOC:
All gone. How about Caffergot?
TROY:
Excellent. Let's translate my
Iraqi ass map.
Troy pops the pills, Doc pulls a document from a folder and
opens it as he hovers over a table with Troy and Vig.
TROY:
Van Meter's at the big pow wow?
DOC:
We're cool for at least three
hours, but keep Walter on the door.
Walter stands by the door wearing night vision goggles.
TROY:
Would you take those f***ing
things off?
WALTER:
I never got to use night vision.
TROY:
They don't work during the day and
stand outside the tent.
Doc unfolds a big aerial-photo map of the Iraqi desert, next
to the rumpled ass map.
DOC:
These are definitely Saddam's
bunkers near Karbala.
TROY:
What's inside?
DOC:
According to Intelligence --
Picasso, Armani, Rolex, Mercedes,
Sony you name it -- Kuwait was
Muslim Beverly Hills and Saddam
sacked it.
VIG:
Man, get an awesome stereo system
TROY:
Silver Lexus convertible.
DOC:
Lexus doesn't make a convertible.
TROY:
Yes, they do.
DOC:
Infiniti has one coming.
TROY:
You're wrong.
DOC:
You can't get a car home from here
anyway.
TROY:
If I get enough Rolexes I could
buy one when I got home.
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