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You drink too much, Flip.

Come on, man.

F*** up, Troy.

Come on, let's go inside.

You all right?

He's too tiny for alcohol,

he's gotta stick with weed.

Come on, just lay down.

Not in my room, not in my room.

Not in my bed, not in my bed.

- Put him on the ground.

- All right.

Hey, where's the weed?

Sit here, mate, all right?

Who got the weed?

Since when did you become so responsible?

I got the motherfucking weed.

I'm responsible?

Give me the motherfucking weed.

Gina's got the motherfucking weed.

I need a chaser.

Yo, Eddie!

All right.

What is that?

What is that?

- What?

- What kind of hit is that?

I thought you're from Florida.

I thought you guys are

real toakers from Florida.

What happened to all that

big talk? What was that?

Beaver, show her how it's done.

Show me.

- Yeah!

- Show me.

It's not rocket science.

Oh, God. Oh, no.

Look at this kid. Look at this kid.

His lungs go down to his dick!

[all laughing]

Yeah.

- F***!

- Yeah.

- No!

- Yeah, let her have it.

What kind of frog are you?

Yo, Kat, what kind of frog are you?

- What?

- There's two kinds of frogs in the world.

- I didn't know that.

- Let me tell you the story. Hold on.

Come on, you heard the

story about the two frogs?

There's two kinds. I'm about

to drop some knowledge on you.

I wanna know.

All right, listen. There's

two kinds of frogs, right?

And you're either one or the other.

- It starts like this.

- All right.

So there's a pot of water, right?

And it's boiling. It's brought to a boil.

The frog hops into it,

hops right out, 'cause it's boiling.

And just like, it was hot.

- Jumps right out, right?

- [Kat] Yeah.

But then there's the other frog...

[Gina] What are you talking about?

Just listen to me. I know

what I'm talking about, Gina.

I know what I'm talking about.

Just let me tell the story.

I'm trying to drop some philosophy

on Kat. She doesn't know this sh*t.

- She's never heard it like you.

- I know the f***ing story!

- You're being selfish here!

- Oh, f***.

Listen. So then...

So then, there's this pot of

water, right, that's lukewarm.

- Yeah. Okay.

- Right?

The frog jumps into it, starts swimming

around like he's at the Ritz-Carlton,

- just havin' a good ol' time.

- Yeah.

And then we slowly bring

that water to a boil.

But that frog just stays in

it as it's brought to a boil,

and that frog dies.

Is that the end of the story?

Yes. Beaver, what kind of frog are we?

I think that's a stupid f***in' story.

[Troy] Rhonda, I told you that story

before and you said it was funny.

[laughing]

- [Troy] This is gonna come off, right?

- [Gina] Yeah.

[Troy] I don't need make-up remover?

[Gina] Maybe.

[Troy] I don't have that.

Yeah, right, open your eyes. Let's see.

So pretty!

- I look pretty?

- Yeah, so pretty.

You look pretty.

[Kat] No, I seriously went through this

whole month of like,

winking, I couldn't stop.

Like, I had to, like, cut it out.

[both laughing]

You know what I think?

What?

You stoned.

- No.

- Yeah?

No.

It takes a lot more

than that to get me high.

- Oh, yeah?

- Trust me.

Do you guys have anything

stronger in this town or what?

Why are you asking me?

I don't know anything.

Why don't you ask your new BFF, Gina?

Oh, really? Okay.

But really, do you have anything?

Yeah. What are you looking for?

Shards.

You mean dope?

Yeah.

I don't know. Yeah.

Yeah.

Troy might have 'em.

Yo.

Did someone f*** with the breaker?

Police! Don't move!

Police! Put your hands up!

Put your hands in the air

where I can see them, right now!

- They're up. They're up.

- What is this?

What is this?

You know marijuana is illegal here, right?

Where's the rest of the drugs?

Where are the drugs?

It's in the TV cabinet.

Flip, what the f***?

Oh, look at that.

Only reefers and pills.

Oh, my God.

- What the f*** was that?

- F***!

[laughing]

F***!

God...

F***ing dick.

Was that you?

Oh, my God, you guys are b*tches!

- Was that you?

- You're such a b*tch, dude.

You are such an a**hole.

What is wrong with you, guys?

Why are you letting me take your sh*t?

Who is this?

Who is this?

He's Flip.

You always give your drugs away?

- No, he's f***ed up.

- You should choose better friends.

- F***ed up.

- What's on your face, dude?

Is that f***in' make-up?

Are you wearing make-up?

- What is wrong with you, dude?

- Oh, f***, no.

Did you do that to him?

Why are you laughing?

- Stop with the light.

- Did you? You did that?

- Yes, I did that.

- I was passed out.

That's a really nice job.

The f*** are you doin' here?

Oh, I'm sorry,

I didn't know I had to

f***in' check with you,

clear my itinerary.

[Troy] I'm just sayin'.

I'm sorry. I didn't...

I didn't... You scared

the sh*t out of me, Wyatt.

Who are you?

Who the f*** are you?

I'm Prince Charming. Couldn't you tell?

No, I couldn't.

You're in my cousin's house.

I see you're friends with Beaver.

Mmm-hmm.

[Wyatt] How's that treatin' you?

What do you mean?

You f***in' him?

[scoffs]

'Cause if you are, I

need to know something.

[laughing] Can you... Can you

tell me if the rumors are true?

About him not having any balls.

What? What are you laughing

at? No, I heard that, for real.

Somebody told me that.

That he had no balls.

Well, I haven't f***ed him yet.

But when I do, I'll be sure to let

you know what I find down there.

Yeah, you do that.

Well, this is a party. F***.

When you're done playing

dress-up, come outside.

F***'s the matter with you?

[door closes]

Hi.

Hey.

You all right?

Yeah.

You still want that thing?

What thing?

Oh, uh...

Yeah. Yeah, I do.

What do I owe you?

- Sixty.

- Okay.

- Pay me later.

- No, I've got cash.

No, pay me later.

Just go easy on that, all right?

It's strong.

Okay.

How's your sandwich?

Too much mayo.

What do you need?

I don't know.

I don't have anybody off the street.

Where's the cook?

I'm close.

That's not good enough.

You don't get the cook,

we go with the dealers.

The dealers don't matter.

They're kids.

This f***er has a dozen of them.

Whatever. Who gives a sh*t? Bust them all.

Set them back a year or two.

They're useless.

Unless we can get one of them to go CI.

Anyone close?

Not yet.

The f*** are you waiting for?

Someone to ask you to the prom?

Twelve died in this

county from ODs last year,

six of them minors.

Let's keep your head in the game.

These are people's

lives we're dealing with.

If we're gonna bust them, let's make sure

we got something more than dying bags.

People's lives?

Are you really saying that to me?

Do you know how f***ing

long I've been doing this?

Do you not think I'm aware of what

effect we have on this community?

We're doing this for people's lives.

Remember that.

Hey, Kat.

Kat?

- Hey.

- Whaddup?

Nothin'.

What are you doin' out here?

I don't know, I'm... lookin' to score.

Huh?

Lookin' to score.

You're lookin' to score?

Yeah.

All the way out here?

Gina said I might have some

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