Thuppakki

What time will the train come?

It's time for it to come.

It's expected any time now.

Ask him exactly when it will come?

He says he can tell you that

only when the train arrives.

Call him and ask him where

the train is at this point.

Hello! Who is it?

I am Jagdish's sister.

Yes! Tell me.

Our train has stopped here.

Is he there?

I didn't dance!

I slipped!

Your kind attention please...

The Army Officers...

...special train from Jammu

to Mumbai Central,

train number; 12472,

Jammu Tavi Express is arriving

on Platform Number 5.

He's the only one missing.

Bro's there...

- Where is he?

Right there.

Hi, Bro!

- Hey, Deepti! How are you?

How are you?

What's with the tiny beard?

That's nothing, Mom.

Hello, Uncle! How are you?

- I am fine!

I don't have the time to chat.

I'm in a big hurry.

All of you must come

home for a meal.

Don't you ever eat?

Hey! Come on to this side.

I am coming, Dad.

Keep the bag in the Trunk.

Get in.

Go in.

Change to the third gear.

Where are we going

in such a hurry?

Don't you know?

We are going to see

a girl for you to marry.

The inauspicious month

starts with tomorrow.

No one will let you see their

daughter during that time.

And the inauspicious time

starts in 25 minutes.

We have to see

the girl before that,

else you will remain

a Bachelor even this year.

Mom, what is the fuss

about auspicious time?

I'm in uniform.

Will anyone go to

see a girl this way?

Let me have a bath,

change clothes,

nap for a bit and

then go out for this.

You're getting old!

I am going to be the same

age all of today, Mom.

Can all of you stay quiet!

Change to the fourth gear.

The appartment looks like a hotel.

Greetings!

Welcome.

Hasn't the Groom come?

This is the Groom!

Is he the Groom?

He looks like he is coming

straight from the battlefield!

Please come.

Hey, where are you running away?

Come on!

Please come in.

Three people have fallen

for him already.

We have to see the girl before

the auspicious time gets over.

That's why I brought him

directly from the Station.

Please ask the girl to come.

Sit down, dear.

Should I ask her to sing?

Any good song.

One can only sing the

National Anthem...

...for the clothes

the Groom is in.

Aren't you happy, my Boy?

Dad, can you give me

their number?

I'll give it to you.

Tell me.

Don't make noise,

the Groom is on the phone.

Please tell me.

Sir, your daughter

looks beautiful.

But, our tastes

seem different.

I don't know if we

will be a good match.

But, you will surely find a

better Groom for your daughter.

Please don't get me wrong.

Hey! What is this?

He is not going to get

married in this lifetime!

Give me one reason for

not liking this girl!

I have three reasons!

What is it?

That girl has hair that is

a meter and a half long!

Is this even a reason?

Even girls with short hair...

...take ages to set

their hair before going out.

If she has to go out, I am sure, she will

take 3 hours just to set her hair.

Did I ask for this? Did I?

Did I ask you to

get me married now?

On top of that, she is shy.

Looks like she will be scared

of lizards and cockroaches...

Look at her,

slapping her own Father.

Well!

You should have disciplined

her while she was young.

You were the one who played

with her...

...asking her to "Hit Daddy"

I thought she would be

a stylish girl,

but even while she is

in Bombay...

..she looks like

a small town girl.

Why do you need so much money?

I've told my friends...

...I will host a party

if the Groom doesn't like me!

Once I heard you are

coming here on Leave,

I wanted to say I've fallen

ill with Chikungunya...

...and get back home.

Unfortunately,

I wasn't granted Leave.

Are you indirectly saying

that I am disturbing you?

No one in the world can tell

you this more directly.

And you claim this is indirect?

That's how smart you are!

Come on!

What did I even do?

You?

You will come on

a vacation each year.

Hang out with me.

You will interfere

in everything I do.

Just when I am about to get

promoted from...

...being a Sub Inspector(SI)

to an Inspector,

you will drag me back to

being an SI.

Why don't you spend time

with your family this time?

My parents have given me

strict orders,

asking me to get out

of the house in the morning...

...and to return only at night.

They say I'll get spoilt

if I stay at home.

Don't you know that this is

the most atrocious lie ever!

Come on, now. Chuck it!

I will be with you,

but I won't disturb you.

Ok?

What function is it?

It's some tournament.

It's security for that.

Are the security

arrangements perfect!

Don't send them in if they

don't have an identity card.

Buddy, this is a ladies college.

They are all girls from Mumbai.

You can enjoy

their beauty quietly.

But, pretend

to be disciplined.

This is a bit too much.

Well! You went to

see a girl yesterday.

What happened?

That girl seems very shy.

Not just that, she seems soft.

I don't like this girl!

Isn't she the kind

of girl you expect?

This was the girl I saw.

That is just not possible!

He has gone mad!

He said he didn't like her,

but now he says he likes her.

He's got hold of a lame

Police dog from somewhere...

...and is trying to please me

saying it's my birthday gift!

Is she a girl or a dish

that you can re-order?

If we listen to him,

we'll turn crazy!

Hey! Tell them!

We can't talk to them again!

Forget it!

What is it?

Is he kidding?

He said he didn't like me then.

But, now he likes me!

After the wedding, he might

not like me again. Is that ok?

If a boy proposes,

you must right away say,

"I love you too"

and try being in love.

If you don't like him tomorrow,

you can break up with him.

But, you must think

before rejecting him.

It's only when

you are beautiful...

...and curvaceous that

boys will come after us.

In a few years from now,

we'll put on weight

just like our mothers.

Before a girl says "No",

they should think

of their mothers.

I don't need to do all that.

I'll go the Gym and

make sure I am correct.

He seems like a Tamilian.

Should we try saying "Hi"?

He is the guy I said "No" to.

Hey! Get down!!

Come on, get down!

What are you going to do?

He'll be dead today!!

Why did you kiss me now?

Me?

Me... Oh me, yeah!

I only kissed the mirror.

This is my mirror.

I will do whatever

I like with it.

The mirror is yours, but

the reflection in it was mine.

That belongs to the Government.

I will kiss my mirror,

cajole it, break it.

That is up to me.

Why should you break it?

I'll break it myself!

No violence, please.

This is a public road.

What cheek you have

to kiss on the road!

What kind of a Policeman are you?

You are sitting there like

a sack of potatoes!

If I complaint of Eve teasing,

they'll put you behind

bars and beat you up.

She is worse than

my Mother-In-Law!

You can enquire about

"Boxer Nisha" at Shastri Nagar!

Had you said you liked her

at the first instant,

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