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He could lose his job if got caught!

No, you may not speak to him.

Never call here again!

Idiot!

I'm going crazy!

I'm sorry.

It was an idiotic suggestion.

I would never do it.

I promise.

Let's pretend that you love me ...

... more than anything on earth.

And I am a hero ...

... forced to fight the evils

of the world.

And let's pretend ...

... that you love me ...

... more than anything

else on earth.

... and that I am a

heroine forced to fight ...

... the evils of the world.

That was the last straw!

That was the last f***ing straw!

- Must you yell like that?

- No, no, no ..!

- Think of the neighbors.

- There's no problem ...

I can't believe you

gave him our money.

What the f*** was I suppose to do?

Let the guy murder us?!

- He asked for directions.

- Directions ..? Directions?!

You're completely ...

you're in shock.

Completely traumatized ...

You're in shock, you hear?!

We must do something.

Something has to happen.

What the f***?

What's going on?

What are you doing?!

- I'm calling my mother.

- Right now?

- Yes.

- I am calling the police!

- Why?

- "Why" ..?!

We just got mugged,

god damn it!

I'm sorry ...

Please, sweetheart.

I am sorry, I didn't

mean to yell like that.

It just slipped out.

I am sorry ... go ahead

and call your mother.

Sure, call her now.

Say hi from me.

Hi, it's me. How are you?

Things are different, but it's fine.

That will probably not

happen till next year.

We have to do it like that to

get more interest from the bank.

And to withdraw the money

without such high fees.

What money?!

So, what are you up to?

No, we haven't visited

any of the neighbors yet.

Who the hell packed this?

We have almost made

ourselves at home ...

Just a few boxes left.

We have kept ourselves

busy moving boxes.

So you're doing it right now?

Well, we have rented a movie.

Is this a bad time?

Are you winning?

No ... okay.

I won't bother you,

I'll talk to you later.

Say hi to dad. Bye.

Yes, hello. I want to report

an aggravated robbery.

And murder ... attempted murder.

I haven't done anything.

Turn that off.

- What are you doing here?

- I thought you were the cops.

- Can't you see I'm not the police?

- At first I thought you were.

- There was loud noises just now.

- Well, alright. Get out of here.

- Get lost!

- I'm collecting my stuff.

Get your stuff, and get lost.

Hurry up!

- No!

- What now?

You poured gasoline on my blanket!

What are you doing here? Huh?

What's this, a blanket?

- Give it back!

- What are you doing?

- What's going on?

- Pour away, if you're in such a hurry!

You're nuts ... You're nuts,

you're not supposed to be here!

Can you hear me? Get lost!

You're insane! God damned weirdo!

His name? I never asked

him for his name!

- Please, Kent ..!

- You! No, no, no, listen!

Huh? They all look the same,

what the hell is going on?

You swarm where you're not wanted,

but when you're needed you're gone!

Listen, in Australia ...

I am paying my taxes,

I should be able to feel safe!

I am calm!

God damn it, listen you ...

You better believe I

have friends who ...

Do you know what a

vigilance committee is, huh?

They make sure justice is done!

Tell your fascist colleagues that ...

Huh? What ..?

You want my name?

That's how it's done.

They're f***ing insane!

They think they can destroy everything?

Well, they can't do it!

They can't do it!

What are you doing?

Didn't I tell you to get out of here?

Don't you think I know

what the bible says? Huh?

Light me on fire!

F***ing cow.

Light it!

- Very well, you'll see ...

- What are you waiting for?

Okay, okay ...

Who the hell does he think he is?

Who the hell does he think he is?!

The mini-Mussolini of Kungsholmen ..!

Must I do the Hitler salute too?

Now, they'll see ...

Now, god damn it ..!

God damn, that's good!

58 kronor.

So ... did you see any

tulips when you were there?

No, I didn't get to that.

As you know, I kept myself busy.

- He doesn't wash these properly ..!

- Doesn't matter ...

Calm down, I told you it's not

something you just blurt out.

Well, f*** it then ...

Okay, but promise you won't tell anyone.

- Not to anyone.

- Of course not, if that's what you want.

- Good.

- So what is it?

I think I'm in love.

I know it.

I am in love!

Do you understand? Love!

- Flowers?

- Yes, flowers.

What did they say exactly?

What kind of flowers?

- Tulips?

- Yes, tulips!

One asked the other,

did you see any tulips?

He replied he hadn't had the time.

- Nothing else?

- No.

Let's grab the bat

and throw them out!

They're speaking in code! It's just a matter

of time before they wreck the place.

Calm down?

Calm down? Does the word "racist"

ring a bell? Where's your pride?

Pride?!

I won't tolerate racist people

in my establishment!

Why don't you cut

their hair as well?

- What's going on?

- There's no problem ...

So when it was over, you

followed that girl home?

She was no little girl ...

She was in her forties.

Really fit.

She lived in Vtishkrafmi.

- She lived in a what?

- Vtishkrafmi.

It's a suburban area 30 minutes

from the central parts of town.

I hadn't even closed the door,

and she just stood there ...

- Who was standing there?

- Her daughter.

- Come on!

- It's true, I promise!

- Get this ... One minute you're at the orgy

of a lifetime, banging anyone in sight.

And the next ... You're right

there in front of her.

We were just looking at each other.

Didn't say a word.

Look! I get goose bumps!

Well, continue.

I don't know how to put it ...

It was absolutely magical.

Okay ...

Magical, sure ... But why the hell would that

make you want to grow your hair back?

- I want to do that.

-But why?

We'll still be friends, it's just that I am

getting tired of living like this.

- Like what?

- Like this!

Look, they're at it again.

No f***ing wonder there always

waging wars in those countries ...

- Did it taste good?

- Really good!

Don't you want a bit more?

It will only go to waste!

- I'm fine, thanks.

- Very well, you know where to find it.

- He said he doesn't want any more.

- I am stuffed, it was delicious.

- It was really good.

- Thank you.

Well, have you found an apartment yet?

Well, I could have one more bite.

We're trying, but it's not easy

finding something central.

- Do you have to live in the central area?

- Yes, we do.

It's difficult for me to live and

work in the same area.

- When you think of ...

- We also have all our friends here.

- Please, don't worry about that now.

Of course I worry about these things.

Your mother does too.

You have to have a family,

and take care of that family.

There's just the two of you.

- What will you do in the future?

- Don't worry, they're looking as hard as they can.

- What does that mean?

- Nothing, and it's not you who will live there!

- You have to be the captain of your ship!

- It's not that bad, and it's our problem!

We like it there! It's a bit cramped,

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