Tiger House

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So how much do your parents pay?

- I don't know.

- Of course you do.

I don't.

I bet it's worth more than my house.

Ah, I bet it's not.

Look, I'm not posh.

- You're so posh!

- I'm not.

I'm just well-educated.

And all that education,

where's that gonna go?

What about you?

Did you learn anything apart

from your, gymnastics stuff?

Yeah, but...

You don't get it.

I've to get up at 5:00 every morning,

train for two hours...

F*** me!

I couldn't do that.

I need my beauty sleep.

Yeah, well, I fall asleep in school a lot.

- I can't touch that.

- Seriously?

Nope. Can't drink, I can't smoke.

I'm really boring.

- I bought it back in pieces from France.

- Right.

One of these babies can go

right through a man.

- Mark!

- You wanna see it work?

- Not really.

- Yeah, you do.

Uh, you put it down like this,

you hoist this thing up...

Put it back down like that...

You take your arrow...

Just lock it in here...

- And you're good to go.

- All right.

- You wanna go?

- No.

- Are you sure? Are you sure?

- Mark, stop!

- I really don't wanna go.

- You just take it.

- Mark!

- Just take... Ahhh!

F***! Ahhh! F***! I'm sorry.

Ow! Oh, my God!

F***, f***, f***, f***, f***, f***, f***!

- What's going on with your phone?

- Shh! My mum took it.

Why? Why? What's happened?

Come in, I'll explain. Be quiet.

Oh, wow. This place is amazing.

You'd be a natural housebreaker.

Maybe that's what I should do with my life.

Whee!

- Oh, f***!

- You're such a d*ckhead.

It's fine, it's fine.

It'll pass in a sec.

It doesn't happen as much as it used to.

Happy birthday.

Thanks.

That's really sweet.

Can't believe you haven't

been in here before.

Mmm. Looks like it could do

with a woman's touch.

- Well, I could do with a woman's touch.

- Mark...

I need to talk to you about something.

In a bit.

So, what happened?

My mum was doing the laundry,

and she found a wrap in my pocket.

She's gone absolutely nuts.

Won't even let me out of the house now.

"You've abused our trust.

"What have you become?" Blah, blah, blah...

Why do you look so pleased?

I thought you weren't answering

'cause you didn't want to talk to me.

I thought I'd been dumped.

I must have rang you about 50 times.

Shift was a bloody nightmare.

Hang on. Just a second.

Mark! Mark!

Have you been smoking?

It's just a joss stick.

Look, we're not monsters.

You'll need this to do your homework.

Can I have my phone back, please?

From Kelly?

Sweet.

Look, I know you feel bad

about what happened, but that's...

Give me back my phone!

She stacks shelves in a supermarket.

And that house is a shocking state.

There's rubbish piled up in a mattress

rotting in the garden.

You went to her mum's house?

Look, a mother has a right to be concerned.

Does she give you the drugs?

I gave them to her.

None of this nonsense was going on

before she came on the scene.

- A bridge friend works at the social services...

- Mark...

There's no sign of the bloody dog.

It must have run off

again, jumped the fence.

He won't come for us. Go call him.

Look, the dog will be back by morning,

he always is.

Mark and I were just

discussing his attitude.

We've got to get the dog back.

We can't have him worrying sheep.

I can't believe in

circumstances like these,

with this crisis going on,

you're concerned about sheep.

This is our son...

Your son.

I'll go take a walk and shout for the dog.

Go, I need a minute to get dressed.

I haven't got a social worker.

Just a family care adviser came round

a few times, 'cause of my mum's head.

Look...

I'm gonna go. I'll see

you tomorrow, all right?

Stay.

No, I don't wanna get

you in any more trouble.

Mark.

Stay.

Please. Please stay.

Look, it's my birthday tomorrow...

Please?

Look, my mum will definitely be back

when I go out,

so we should find you a

better hiding place.

Mark!

You've got a lot of crap in this bag.

What's that?

Unlucky charm.

Throw it away.

- Kelly, you said you'd got rid of it. What...

- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I will.

I'll get rid of it.

Jesus!

And people call me morbid.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Want to go to bed?

I'll tell you a secret.

She's sleeping with a guy down the road.

No.

This one time I was halfway to school,

decided against it, came back and...

There they were.

At it.

And you didn't tell your stepdad?

I think he knows.

I guess he's trying to

catch them at it or...

So f***ed up.

South America then...

Mexico.

Guacamole.

Guatemala

And then, Brazil.

I was supposed to compete there.

Rio it is, then.

When should we leave?

God, I'd love that.

Mark...

We weren't careful enough.

I know.

I can't believe my mom

found that wrapper in my pocket.

No, not that.

I'm pregnant.

Shh!

There's no debate here.

Why are you being like this?

I need a fag.

You'd have to give that up.

And everything else you like.

Fine, I can do that. I've done that before.

I've got my whole life to think about...

I've got my future ahead of me.

What was that?

Oh, don't try and change the subject.

Is it your mum?

I don't think so.

Mark...

Mark, what are you doing?

Don't.

- Stay there.

- No.

No, Mark, please. Don't leave me.

Oi! Come here!

Help him up!

I'm critically injured, man.

Let's take him upstairs.

I'm gonna deal with you later, boy!

Help him up.

F***, man!

I need f***ing...

F***!

F***! F***!

Sh*t.

Bandages.

Come on, something. Come on, f***'s sake!

- We need to take it out.

- We need to leave it in.

Listen, why don't you leave it in?

It's all right. Calm down.

Focus.

- I'm turning the f***ing lights on.

- He said no lights.

We need to see what we're doing.

F***!

Jesus!

F***!

He needs a doctor.

If we take him to the hospital,

we trash this entire plan.

Don't talk rubbish.

Nobody's leaving. I've had worse.

Now, do we have the family?

Taped and tacked.

They're not going anywhere.

They were all screaming

like a bunch of little girls.

Let's be clear. Nobody used any real names.

- No, I don't think so.

- You better be sure.

I don't think so.

If they heard any names

we're gonna have to kill them.

Look, I didn't use any, did you?

- No.

- You sure?

There were no names.

Okay, we carry on.

You two, you do the business without me.

We can do it.

- I should go too.

- No.

You're staying here. As before.

The whole thing stays the same,

only difference, you don't have

this f***er slowing you down.

I'm a big boy. I just have to

wait a couple of hours, don't I?

Call that dodgy quack,

Fallon, yeah?

He'll come and patch me up.

After the work.

We could take you to him now

or just bring him here.

No!

There's 27 million in that depot today.

Get him dressed for work.

We stick to the schedule.

You two come back here after the work.

You take me to him, after, okay?

Yes?

Well, we've done the hardest bit,

haven't we, Shane?

No f***ing names!

Sorry.

I should go to the depot.

We stick to the schedule.

Now get him dressed for work.

Go to casualty...

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