Tiger Raid Page #3

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for about 25 seconds.

Turned out Gandhi was

working for the bookie.

After I won the 100 grand,

the bookie wasn't happy.

Sent Gandhi in with a false tip for me.

And it worked too.

Of course, no one told me

that Gandhi was Dave's cousin.

How'd you find out?

Oh, I pulled his f***in'

teeth out with pliers.

Oh, f***.

And then he told me. Like this.

"I'm Dave's cousin,

you f***in' arsehole."

What did Dave say?

He said I owed Gandhi.

I've got to do five jobs to work it up.

And I had to buy Gandhi a new rug.

So what? You're not getting paid today?

No, I'm settling things.

This job is the last one.

And you don't mind getting paid?

Course I f***in' mind.

- What can you do? I f***ed up.

- I'm just saying.

You know, if it was me, I would

have killed Gandhi on the spot.

You're getting rode.

Considering you're Dave's partner.

Hey.

I'll have your f***in' teeth out

in a minute.

What happened with Marilyn?

She used to hold my head

over the toilet bowl.

I can still smell

the perfume on her fingers.

Her hair would tickle the back

of my neck.

And I'd be puking blood.

After I got sober, things were

different.

Ask me what she did one time.

What did she do one time?

I'll never tell anyone

what she did one time.

But it was the most perfect

moment of my life.

I'll bring it to my f***in' grave.

- Do you ever think about that girl?

- Yeah.

Every night.

Sure, what else is a guy gonna think

about all night, only his best woman?

I love this feeling.

What feeling?

Waiting for a hostage and she's

got no idea what I might do.

Gets my bowels spinning.

How do you feel?

Like I was born for this.

That's a f***in' good answer.

You know, my estimation of you

has grown.

This goes well, maybe me and you could

be partners like me and Ruby were.

Who knows? It could be perfect.

Do you ever think about leaving

all this sh*t behind?

- Where would I go?

- Ah yeah.

All you know is taking

orders and getting

f***ed over by dirtbags like Gandhi.

Where's your f***in' ambition?

Ambition? What the f***?

You're a f***in' c*nt's hair

from getting...

Ahmed?

Ahmed? Where are you?

F***...

That's sent to Dave. We just

got to wait.

- She's out or going unconscious.

- What the f*** did you expect?

She looks like that b*tch

that f***ed Ruby up.

Ruby f***ed himself up. I swear to God.

Just do this f***in' properly.

I'm not going back to jail.

Whatever.

My heart won't stop beating.

Does that ever happen to you?

I've got two words in my head

that won't get out.

Two words? What are they?

Ask me what they are.

- Ventricular beats.

- Ventricular beats?

Yeah.

It's like this.

Beats. Ventricular.

Beats. Ventricular. Beats.

Maybe you're having a heart attack.

F*** that. Heart attacks are

for amateurs.

Two-Two. Send. Over.

Yeah. F***in' sound.

Two-Two. Roger f***in' that. Out.

I think Daddy is persuaded.

Ah, this is tense.

I like tense.

Are you excited?

What's she saying?

F***in' haji gibberish.

I said you're an animal.

Oh, yeah, I'm an animal.

But most of all, though,

I'm a clown with a gun.

And I have you in my snare, tied up

like a f***in' rabbit in a trap.

So I just need you to shut the

f*** up and be my bait, alright?

You're a coward.

Stop f***in' with her.

Let's just do the job.

Need to take a piss, keep an eye on her.

Paddy.

Why are you doing this?

I never expected to see you again.

What are you doing here?

This wasn't supposed to

be you, here, today.

Shadha, it's going to be okay.

You were f***in' me just to

get to my father's money.

No, I f***in' love you.

This wasn't meant to be you.

Love me? Paddy, I'm tied to

a chair with a broken nose.

Please, you have to let me go

before he gets back.

Shh!

We can make a go of it after this.

Try getting back together.

But I need to figure this sh*t

out first.

Everyone said, "Don't trust a foreigner.

All the soldiers are pigs."

But I didn't listen and look at me now.

Look where I am. Paddy! Untie me.

Calm down, calm down.

Sure the job's not done yet?

Just calm the f*** down.

Give me an hour and it'll be over.

Shadha, I want you back in my life.

I'm not yours to have, Paddy, I

never was.

F***!

Please.

Please just let me go.

We leave together, today.

How can this not be fate

or something, you know?

Every night since I lost you, I've been

thinking about a moment like this.

A chance, an opportunity, for the

two of us to be like we used to be.

Please, Paddy,

you have to get me out of here.

No. Shadha, I can't.

This tastes f***in' good.

I want to a right f***in' drink.

What the f*** are you doing

with the whiskey?

Drinking it.

What happened to the AA?

Ah, here. F*** the AA.

Is she untied?

She wanted some water.

You gave it to her?

She was choking.

So let her choke!

She's got a nice bedroom too.

Found some things up there that

made my heart beat even more.

Huh? Drink?

Why was your heart beating?

Because I could hear you

through the floorboards.

Talking to her.

- Joe, nobody was talking.

- Ah, yeah, you were.

I heard muffled voices.

And beats, ventricular beats.

F***in' love this gun.

I've killed 26 people with it.

Feels lucky.

Easy!

Easy. F***.

- It never goes.

- What the f*** is wrong with you?

Joe, for f***'s sake,

leave the gun down.

It's ever since this thing with

Ruby, man.

I had to chop him up

and put him in a suitcase

and throw him in the f***in' river.

- You disappeared Ruby?

- Yeah, no messing around.

Teeth out with a hammer and chisel.

Toes and fingers off with garden shears.

Suitcase. River. Boom.

You ever done teeth?

No? How about toes and fingers,

have you ever done them?

It's like, f***, it's toes and fingers.

You did all that to Ruby?

That raid was end-of-story.

When that b*tch took off out the f***in'

window, it made a c*nt of the whole job.

The way I saw it, I had no choice.

I was fulfilling my responsibility

and I had to teach Ruby a lesson.

Yeah, f***in' Ruby.

Man, you respect Dave too much.

Just another fuckhead out here

trying to turn sand into money.

The whole mechanism's f***ed.

Every time you spin the barrel, it takes

two misfires before it actually fires.

All the people I've killed, you know.

I fire once.

They think, oh, gun's f***ed, I'm free.

I fire again.

They think, wow, his gun's f***ed.

Then I get down to business

and blow their f***in' head off.

Do you know what they think, then?

Nothing. They're dead.

- Watch.

- Joe!

F***!

How often do you masturbate?

Now, I'm a twice-a-day guy

when I'm not working.

And always on a job.

I always wank on a job.

Makes me at one with the space.

Can you leave the f***in' gun down?

We hurt this hostage,

we don't get any money.

Dave will f***in' kill the pair of us.

Jesus Christ, you're

a f***in' liability.

I suppose it's just an animal thing.

I feel like I've f***ed the house

and I'm not afraid of it anymore.

My tension is eased.

It's like the difference between a girl

you've wanted to f*** but haven't...

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