Tilt
- Year:
- 2017
- 99 min
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[birds twittering]
[airplane swooshing]
[somber instrumental music
playing]
[Joseph] I'm pretty sure
I called him.
- Don't forget the mail.
- Yeah.
Hey, Charlie.
Hi, buddy, did you miss us?
That driver could not have
been more than 15-years-old.
Who gets lost in
the airport?
[Joseph] Be nice.
[beep]
[man speaks in Spanish]
I love it.
The only one who calls me is
my trusty Spanish robo amigo.
[Joanne chuckles]
There.
Operation Immediate Unpacking
is complete.
[in Southern accent] My hero.
Hmm. I'm starving.
Should we order something?
Like Mexican, or Thai?
I think I gained
like ten pounds in Hawaii.
Can we do something light?
I think there's some
chicken in the freezer.
If you go get us
some veggies,
I'll throw
something together.
Please?
What kind of veggies?
[in Southern accent] My hero.
[melancholy instrumental music]
It's like I feel like she's
not doing herself any favors
into getting engaged.
The guy is such a moron,
I don't know
if he even gets it.
[laughing] Come on, Joe.
[Joseph] He is.
He misspelt
the word "libertarian"
in his email to me.
I'm like, if you're gonna
be an a**hole,
at least spell it right.
[Joanne] Oh, God.
Not everyone is as smart
as you are, Joe.
- [loud thud]
- Ow! F***!
Ooh! [chuckles]
- F***!
- Oh, sweetie, are you all right?
Oh, that was totally my fault.
I'm so sorry.
Let me see.
[Joanne groans in pain]
Ooh!
Oh, jeez! Okay.
Let's get you cleaned up.
Ow. Did I mention ow?
[Donald Trump on TV]
I'm not doing that to brag,
'cause you know what?
I don't have to brag.
I don't have to.
Believe it or not.
I'm doing that...
[Joseph]
That's a very mom color.
Shut up.
Kendra gave it to me.
Mm-hmm?
Very good.
We need that thinking.
We have losers.
We have losers.
We have people that don't...
Look at this orange jackass.
Listen up, little buddy.
That fat, crazy,
piss-haired man
is gonna be your
first President.
You're scaring our baby.
The American Dream
is dead.
[Joseph]
Give it up, Donald.
The day of the blustering,
angry white man is over.
When I get elected President,
I will bring...
[tap running]
Joe, put that away.
Go to bed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just a second.
Oh.
Don't forget,
my sister is coming
to drop Sebastian off
in a couple of weeks.
He's gonna stay with us
for a few days.
It'll be a little test run.
[sighs]
Sounds good.
[loud scratching noises]
What is that?
[noise continues]
Too beefy to be a rat.
Possum?
[noise continues]
- [thuds]
- Be gone, beast.
- [Charlie meows]
- Oh. Sorry, Charlie.
Not you.
[laughing]
[urinating]
[toilet flushing]
[suspenseful music playing]
In order to have
a proper appreciation
of the American
economic system,
we must know how
the national income is divided
in America.
Is the distribution widespread?
Or is the wealth of America
concentrated in
the hands of a few,
as the socialists and
communists say?
The answer constitutes
of tribute to our system.
For the wealth produced
within American capitalism
is widely distributed
throughout our population,
as we shall see.
[Joseph]
Such a statement,
dubious even for 1955,
would be considered
laughably ignorant today.
Even in the mythical
Golden Age
of the American mid-century,
any semblance of
economic parity and prosperity
should more accurately
be described
as an aberration,
not a validation
of American capitalism.
Many of the factors that
led to the post-war boom,
proved to be mere blips.
From the 1970's onwards,
the income inequality that defined
the first half of the 20th century
has returned
with a vengeance.
And there is no evidence
that the good old days
are coming back.
[exhales]
[sinister instrumental music]
- [gate clatters]
- [man] Delivery.
God, this thing is a monster.
Do we really need to
set it up now?
Seven months early?
I wanna see how big it is,
how it'll fit in the nursery.
Look, even the cartoon guy
in the diagram looks miserable.
I feel you, buddy.
[narrator on TV] The problem
is even more difficult
when he tries to express
abstract thoughts.
Integrating knowledge
and channeling desire...
[somber instrumental music]
[indistinct conversation]
[conversation continues
indistinctly]
I already late for
staff meeting.
I'll get coffee on the way.
[Joseph] Mm.
Maybe take it easy
there, Belushi.
[chuckles]
[yawning] Okay.
[whirring]
[suspenseful music playing]
[pinball machine beeping]
[man] There have always
been tremendous barriers
to a man-to-man communicat...
It comes and goes
The rags come on
For a show
What a waste of life
You're leading
She's so cute
She's so sweet
The prettiest stars
You will ever meet
And her name is Susie Q
[rustling]
So many things
That she can do
That's my little Susie Q
[rustling continues]
[Joanne]
Hey, you losers!
Jesus Christ!
You scared the sh*t out of me.
[Joanne laughing]
I'm sorry.
I just couldn't resist.
Where'd you get this thing?
It's grotesque.
The Internets, of course.
You're just getting home?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Today was a disaster.
Two of the other nurses
called in sick.
- [Joseph] Did you eat yet?
- Mm-mm.
I can make you a grilled
cheese a-la-Joseph.
[Joanne] I'll take anything
a-la-Joseph.
[Joseph] We don't have
any bread, though.
[Joanne] Oh.
[Joseph] Hi. Yeah, uh,
like I said to the other guy,
I recently added
phone service
to our cable package
and the rate I was given
was $129 a month.
But I received our bill
and it says $159 a month.
So I was just wondering...
Yeah, okay.
[sighs] Okay.
that I can sign up for?
No, that would be
more expensive.
Yeah.
All right. You know what?
Never mind.
No, thank you.
All right. Thank you.
Bye.
Come on.
I'm doing amazing
in Iowa.
I'm crushing it
in New Hampshire.
Jeb Bush is a loser.
Lindsey Graham has
a woman's name.
And I'm gonna build an
amazing wall around Canada.
[Joanne laughing]
Oh, my God.
You should have seen Joe's face
when I jumped out with that.
It's scary.
Okay.
Here's the moment you've
all been waiting for.
I know.
- Oh, my God.
- Wow.
[Kendra] Oh, my God. Look at
I know. I could
stare at it all day.
[Kendra] Joe, this little
fella has your eyes.
No, it doesn't really
have eyes yet, does it?
"It"?
A toast...
to...
Team Jojo and
Little JoJo Junior.
Thank you.
Cheers.
[Joanne]
I love you guys.
- Wow! Nice.
- Yummy!
Mm!
- [Andy] Great.
- [Kendra] Mm. Jo!
Thank you.
Holy sh*t. Is...
Is that phone actually
from the 1990's?
Like, does it just
play rap-rock
straight from the phone?
Can you just play Limp Bizkit
from that phone?
- Andy!
- I just... I don't know.
- I've never seen...
- Jackass.
No, Joe made the sacrifice
of giving up his cell phone
so that we could
save money.
It... It was really not
much of a sacrifice.
I work from home, and the phone
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