Titanic 2000 Page #7

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to sink the ship

they're going to see

in time to turn

but the ship's too big

with too small a rudder.

Doesn't corner worth a damn.

Everything he knows is wrong.

( Laughing)

It's quite proper , I assure you.

This is the sitting room.

- Will this light do?

- What?

Don't artists need good light?

( In French Accent):

That is true

but I'm not used to working

in such horrible conditions.

Monet!

- Do you know his work?

- Of course.

Look at his use of color here.

Isn't he great?

I know , it's extraordinary.

Cal insists on carting

this hideous thing everywhere.

Should we be expecting him

anytime soon?

Not as long as the cigars

and brandy hold out.

- That's nice.

- What is it , a sapphire?

A diamond ,

a very rare diamond.

Jack , I want you to draw me like one

of your French girls... wearing this.

All right.

Wearing only this.

The last thing I need

is another picture of me

Looking like a porcelain doll.

As a paying customer...

I expect to get what I want.

Over on the bed--

the couch.

Go... Lie down.

- Tell me when it looks right.

- Put your arm back the way it was.

Right.

Put that other arm up ,

that hand right by your face there.

Right.

Now , head down.

Eyes to me ,

keep them on me.

And try to stay still.

( Exhales)

So serious.

I believe you are blushing ,

Mr. Big Artiste.

I can't imagine

Monsieur Monet blushing.

He does landscapes.

Just relax your face.

- Sorry.

- No laughing.

( Exhales)

My heart was pounding

the whole time.

It was the most erotic moment

of my life.

Up until then , at least.

- So what happened next?

- You mean , did we do it?

Sorry , to disappoint you ,

Mr. Bodine.

Jack was very professional.

Thank you.

( Rose Laughing)

What you doing?

Will you put this back

in the safe for me?

Mm-hmm.

Would you excuse me?

- None of the stewards have seen her.

- This is absurd.

It's a ship , there's only

so many places she could be.

Lovejoy , find her.

- Clear.

- Yes.

I don't think I've ever seen

such a flat calm.

Like a mill pond.

Not a breath of wind.

It will make the bergs

harder to see

with no breaking water

at the base.

Hmm.

Well , I'm off. Maintain speed

and heading , Mr. Lightoller.

Yes , sir.

It's getting cold.

You look nice.

- ( Knock At Door)

- Lovejoy:
Miss Rose?

My drawings!

( Door Closes)

Come on!

- No , wait , wait!

- Wait , wait , wait!

Go , go! Down , down!

Rose:

Quickly , quickly!

( Giggling)

Bye!

- Sorry!

- ( Giggling)

- It's all right!

- ( Laughing)

Pretty tough for a valet ,

this fellow.

- Seems more like a cop.

- I think he was.

-Jack:
Oh , sh*t.

- ( Rose Screams)

No , over here!

Quick!

( Boiler Blasting)

- Now what?!

- What?!

Hold up! What're you two

doing down here?

You shouldn't be down here!

It could be dangerous!

Jack:
Carry on! Don't mind us.

You're doing a great job!

Keep up the good work!

Ah , look what

we have here , huh?

( Rose Clears Throat)

Thank you.

- ( Honks Horn)

- Where to , miss?

To the stars.

You nervous?

No.

Put your hands on me , Jack.

Crewman:

God , it's bloody cold.

You know , I can smell ice ,

you know , when it's near.

- Bollocks.

- But I can , all right!

Murdoch:
Did you ever find

those binoculars for the lookouts?

Haven't seen them

since Southampton.

Well , I'll be on my rounds.

Cheerio.

You're trembling.

Don't worry.

I'll be all right.

- They ran down there.

- Right.

Lovejoy:

Anything missing?

I've got a better idea.

Gotcha!

( Rose Laughing)

( Laughing)

Did you see those guys' faces?

Did you see the...

When the ship docks...

I'm getting off with you.

This is crazy.

I know.

It doesn't make any sense.

That's why I trust it.

( Quietly):

Oh , yes. Here , look at this.

Oh , look at that , would you?

- They're a bit warmer than we are.

- Well , if that's what it takes

for us to get warmer I'd rather not ,

if it's all the same to you.

- Bugger me!

- ( Alarm Bell Clanging)

- ( Phone Rings)

- Pick up , you bastards!

( Phone Ringing)

- Is there anyone there?

- Yes , what Do you see?

- Iceberg! Right ahead!

- Thank you.

Iceberg! Right ahead!

Hard to starboard!

Crewman:

Hard to starboard!

- ( Ringing)

- Crewman:
Turn , turn! Steady!

- ( Ringing)

- ( Bell Clangs )

Full astern!

- Hard over.

- Helm's hard over , sir.

- ( Ringing)

- Go , lads! Go!

( Men Yelling Out Orders)

Shut all the dampers!

Shut them!

( Dampers Slamming)

Hold it.

Hold it!

Now , engage

the reversing engine!

( Engine Stops)

( Engine Restarts)

Why aren't they turning?!

- Is it hard over?!

- Crewman:
It is , yes , sir , hard over!

( Softly):

Come on , come on , come on.

Turn.

Yes.

It's going to hit!

Jesus Christ.

( Glass Tinkling)

- ( Softly):
Jesus.

- Hard to port!

Crewman:

Hard to port!

( Men Screaming)

Get back!

( Screaming)

- ( Hissing)

- ( Screams)

- ( Metal Doors Closing)

- Come on , let's go!

Get out the door!

They're closing the doors! Get out!

Get out! Get out! Get out!

Get out the door! Go on!

Go on! Come on , lads!

Go , lads , go!

Get out!

( Screams)

( Doors Slamming)

( Softly):
Oh , my God.

That was a close shave , weren't it?

Smell ice , can you?

Bleeding Christ.

Note the time

and enter it in the log.

What was that , Mr. Murdoch?

An iceberg , sir.

I put her hard to starboard

and ran the engines full astern

but it was too close.

I tried to port round it

but she hit and the...

- Close the watertight doors.

- Murdoch:
The doors are closed , sir.

- All stop.

- Crewman:
Aye , sir!

( Ringing)

Find the carpenter.

Get him to sound the ship.

Yes , sir!

Fabrizio:

Porcaputtana!

Che cazzo e?

Come on , let's get the hell

out of here! Come on , hurry up.

Excuse me. Why have the engines stopped?

I felt a shudder.

I shouldn't worry , madam.

We've likely thrown a propeller blade.

That's the shudder you felt.

May I bring you anything?

No , thank you.

Man:

Did you see anything?

Man:

I don't see anything now , Do you?

( Commotion)

If this is the direction the rats

are going that's good enough for me.

Crewman:
Please , sir , please.

Everything's under control.

- You there.

- Sir , there is no emergency.

- Yes , there is , I have been robbed.

- Get the master-at-arms.

- Now , you moron!

- Yes , sir.

( Men Laughing)

Hey , you're going to miss the fun.

Did you see what happened?

No , I missed it.

Apparently , it hit over there.

Crewman:
Boiler room six

is flooded eight feet above the plate.

And the mail hold is worse. She's

all buckled in in the forward hold.

- Can you shore up?

- Not unless the pumps get ahead.

Have you seen the damage

in the mail hold?

- No , she's already underwater.

- This is bad.

We should tell

Mother and Cal.

I think they're very good , sir.

Don't touch anything.

I want the entire room photographed.

Rose:

Just keep holding my hand.

We've been looking

for you , miss.

Rose ( Sighs):

Well , here we go.

Something serious has happened.

Yes , it has.

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