TMNT Page #2

- I mean, is he there with you?

- No.

I found him. He's not coming back.

But didn't you tell him how weird

things have gotten with the Turtles?

Look, Casey, we're gonna lose

the biggest client we have...

...if you don't get down here.

All right. I'm on my way.

Please tell me we're getting paid

by the pound here.

Is this place a museum or what?

- You've never heard of Winterscorp?

- That's what I'm telling you.

They're into everything: real estate,

technology, pharmaceuticals, hair gel.

- I don't wear hair gel.

- Really?

I'm the caveman type, au naturel.

Just make sure you don't

touch anything in here.

Hey, I was born careful.

Hope that wasn't expensive.

oh, wait- Just- I'm-

- oh, boy.

- Please tell me that wasn't you.

- Mr. Winters.

- Miss o'Neil.

All the pieces are

coming together.

oh, my. This is

my associate, Casey.

- Nice to meet you, Kenny.

- Boyfriend. It's Casey.

- So you were successful?

- Yes. The fourth general.

I want to ask you before I go...

...if I could take one last look?

I believe this is the one

they call General Akeela?

It's actually "Aguila,"

but that was a good try.

These statues may appear

to be only stone...

...but they're like family to me.

I didn't choose them.

Friends you can choose,

but never your family.

okay, then.

Take care, Mr. Winters.

If you've come to kill me,

could you make it fast?

I've got a shareholders' meeting

at 10. I'd rather miss it.

If we had come here to hurt you,

you'd be hurting already.

The Foot Clan and I

have come to hear your offer.

Well, it appears that today

is my lucky day.

I must warn you,

we do not come cheap.

Does it look like

money is of any concern to me?

only time is of

the essence, my dear.

Since you're so rich and powerful...

...what is it we could possibly

have to offer you?

I need you to be

my eyes and ears.

I have some friends

coming to town...

...that I'd like to roll out

the red carpet for.

Greet them warmly

and bring them to me.

And how will we know

these friends?

Don't worry, they're

impossible to miss.

And you keep them up. Got that?

And don't let me catch you

calling the cops.

What? Not again.

Didn't I take care

of you last week?

Hey. oh, no. Come on, now. Wait.

I'm very disappointed in you,

knucklehead.

Guess night school's in session.

Hope I'm not disturbing class.

Hey, Nightwatcher,

need any teaching assistants?

oh, no. Casey.

I got this one covered, pal.

Thanks, but no, thanks.

You think you own these rooftops?

I happen to think you could use my help.

And I could use a sidekick.

You may have everyone else fooled,

but you haven't fooled me, Raph.

Yeah, well, guess what, pal.

Now you-

Hey, wait a minute.

How did you know it was me?

Wasn't that hard, man. You know,

you look like a big, metal turtle.

It's that obvious, huh?

- I should've stayed in law school.

- Ain't that cute? He's trying to get away.

Well, looks like I got a sidekick.

Yeah, right. You're the sidekick.

- What,is it performance art?I don't get it.

- What was I supposed to do...

.. sit around, wait for Leo to

come back and save the day?

I mean, we haven't

heard word one from him...

...since Splinter sent him away

on his little vacation.

You think these lowlifes take vacations

at the first sign of pressure?

No. The criminal element of this city

may be guilty of a lot of things...

...but being quitters

ain't one of them.

You know, I don't even care

about Leo anymore.

Kind of hope he never comes back.

Come on, aren't you being

a little hard on the guy?

I don't know. It's possible.

I guess if I could live anywhere

other than the city, I'd go too.

But I could never

leave this place.

I can't even sleep without the sound

of the subway rumbling over my head.

I guess it comes from growing up

with a houseful of brothers.

I'm not trying to tell

you what to do.

I'm just saying that if it was my

brother,I'd find a way to work it out.

But that's just me.

I got my own issues, you know?

Like back at home, with April.

There's this whole thing

about settling down...

...that makes me miss the old times.

I don't know if I can be the

grownup she needs me to be.

Good talk, Raph.

Arise, my brothers.

Arise, dear sister.

The Stars of Kikan align.

All ye generals,

wake from your stone slumber.

Dude.

Dude.

Enter.

Kneel, my son.

I return from my training, master.

I was so caught up in my own world,

I forgot about everyone else.

I'm sorry I failed.

on the contrary, my son...

...now you are much stronger.

Your strength is needed here now.

You owe me no apology, but perhaps

you should talk to Raphael.

Your absence has been

particularly difficult for him...

...though he'll never admit it.

I'm certain things will be back

to normal in no time, master.

Good. Because until you can act as

one,you are forbidden to fight.

Yes, sensei.

I have missed you, Leonardo.

I've missed you too, Father.

Raphael.

Your brother is home.

- Hey.

- Hey.

Welcome home.

Yeah. Thanks.

Well, I'm going to bed.

Hey, Leo's back. Better go say

hello before he leaves again.

- What? Leo.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- Huh, Leo?

- Is that really you?

- Yeah.

- I'm, like, dreaming, aren't I?

- No, Mikey, you're not dreaming.

oh, good. I have nightmares

about birthday parties.

okay, Leo, I'll bite.

What are we doing up here?

I told Splinter

I'd get this team in shape again.

Hey, I've been training. Since you left,

my video-game scores have, like, doubled.

Right, and while you've been

playing games, brother...

...Nightwatcher's

come into the neighborhood...

...like some kind of vigilante

showboat. But his days are done.

Hey, you went AWoL, Leo...

...and the Nightwatcher was

the only guy to pick up the slack.

Crime never took a break. You did.

I heard his bike turns into

a plane or, like, a jetpack.

Hey, Don, you're so smart,

why don't we have jetpacks?

That's good, Mikey. I don't even

trust you with a driver's license.

Have you seen

the way this guy behaves-

Someone's cranky.

- okay, jungle boy. Grab a vine.

- Raph, wait.

Splinter told us not to fight.

"Jungle boy. " Good one.

All right. But remember,

we're only up here for training.

You know what I always say,

"Train by doing, dude. "

Mikey, when have you

ever said that?

You smell that?

It's like a monkey cage up here.

Wow, good news is,

there's a bunch of Foot ninjas...

...getting the snot

kicked out of them.

Bad news is, this thing

is gonna run out of bodies soon.

Yeah, so? You think we

should help these guys?

I'd rather enjoy the show.

What do you say, fearless leader?

- We're not-

- I say we stop talking.

Come here, fuzzy wuzzy.

You.

I think we're getting off

on the wrong foot here.

- We're trying to help you.

- Never.

Team.

Wait, the Shredder's dead.

Who are you working for?

Hey, a little help,

o fearless one.

That was too easy.

Like I said, too easy.

Bad dog.

Look at me. Found the elevator.

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