To Fall in Love Page #2

- Beautiful.

Send me your horoscope.

l'll fix you a good match.

Who looks like Shahrukh Khan

with a body like Salman Khan.

And walks like Aamir Khan.

You needn't bother.

Her Mummy will find one. Thanks.

No problem. Use me as

a priest for the wedding.

My chants will get you the

same groom for 70 incarnations!

These days we get bored of

the same husband in a few years.

- Isn't your phone working?

- Mustn't have paid the bill.

- What's the matter?

- What's the matter?

There's a call for your

kidnapper. From Poona.

Must be Mummy!

Mother's call!

She's taking a picture!

Mother? How are you?

l'm fine. Why didn't

you call one reaching?

Don't you know l'd worry?

- Regarding your marriage..

- You're always talking of it!

l'm no kid. l'll get married.

Don't get tense.

Now tell me, hows Rocky.

Rocky misses you a lot.

Give the line to Rocky.

l'll talk to him.

Don't do that on the phone.

- Take care.

- You too, mom.

Bye mother. Bye Rocky.

- Hows Mummy? - Very well.

- And Rocky..? - He too is fine.

You love Rocky a lot?

What does he do?

Nothing. Eats, drinks

and makes merry.

Do you know we love each other

so much that we sleep together?

- Sleep together? - Yes.

- Mom doesn't object?

No, why should she object?

Yes, we live in Poona

but we're a modern family.

Tell me now that you're here

Rocky must be feeling lonely.

No, because Rocky

now sleeps with Mummy.

- And you don't object?

- Why should l?

- A very modern family!

- What's modern about it?

Sometimes we all sleep together.

Yes.

But..whom does Rocky love more?

Rocky is my dog.

But..what were you thinking?

No..l..you kept saying

l love you, l love you..

So l thought he's your boy friend.

- What? - But..

- Get out!

- But this is my house..

- l'll kill you! - l'm sorry.

- Sis! - Priya, what's wrong?

Ask him what he told me!

- What did you say?

- Ask her.

- Priya, what's the matter?

- l was talking to Mummy..

- Yes..? - And.. - Tell her. Go on.

Kidnapper, what do l say

if Rocky calls again?

- Who is Rocky?

- l thought her dog was her boy friend.

Water is good for

the figure of plants.

She looks gorgeous!

- What?

- Honestly, pal.

- Come on.

- Where?

Where nobody is seen.

- Got it in the pocket?

- What? - Money.

Yes, for the kids' fees.

- Forget it.

- Okay.

- My rival!

- My brother-in-law!

- Shall we go?

- Yes, hurry.

Where are you going?

- For the muhurat.

- What?

- We've started a new business.

- What business?

Don't you understand?

You had what he wanted.

Now l have it.

And he had what l wanted.

Now l have it.

- The fees of my kids!

- Kids' fees!

What is she doing?

Has she no shame?

Don't worry. She'll

change after marriage.

And if she doesn't you have

such friends who'll come home.

What are you doing?

l had such dreams..

l'd marry you,

settle down, have kids..

We'll discuss it if it's for a

night. Don't want a life contract!

Show me a thousand bucks

if you have it.

- Stop! - Why?

- She's acting.

- Smita Patil in Mandi!

- Better than her.

l have to audition for

the role of Tawaif No. 1

l was rehearsing.

- You were too good! Keep it up.

- Really?

You've as good as got the role.

We'll see your film as a family.

- Is it adults? - Yes.

- l'll watch it twice.

- l'll see it four times.

- Quiet.

Forget this dream of

acting and marry me.

That would be the best role

for you, of my wife.

l'll first become a star

Then l'll fall in love.

- It was pretense.

- How do you know?

- Mona called me up.

- What did she say?

l'll be the customer and

she'll be the call girl.

After our marriage,

l've reduced that expense.

- What?

- l mean, stopped it.

''My beloved, oh dearest beloved''

- What do you think?

- The tune is great.

But words don't sound right.

l haven't written the words.

How is the tune?

- The tune is a hit.

- Now listen to the words.

''Stranger..''

''l've fallen in love.''

''l've fallen in love.''

- l said, l'm sorry.

- Wow!

What a couplet you've written

on seeing your neighbour's face!

- Isn't it?

- You're great!

- What a tune!

- Isn't it?

Now let's make the verse.

Don't feel offended. Prem

does this each time he composes.

He's danced with me many a times.

l often tell him, l'm

your sister not your wife!

He pays no heed.

He's crazy about songs.

Completely nuts.

''l've fallen in love.''

''Stranger..''

So you sing?

No, just a bathroom singer.

Then call me to the bathroom.

To hear the song.

- Sis, kidnapper sings well.

- He always calls me kidnapper!

Sis, l'm praising her.

- She's good.

- Stop teasing my cousin.

She's come here for a job.

If you can, help her.

- What does she do?

- Very good video shooting.

Yes, l've done a diploma in it.

As everyone knows l'm the

Daler Mehndi of the poor...

We'll give her a chance in the

poor soul who's marriage we sing in.

Your next programs

l mean when is it?

Tomorrow evening at 7.

Be there!.

Hail Lord Shiva.

- Father!

- Call from Choudhary uncle.

He's asking for his money.

- What do l tell him?

- Hail Lord Shiva!

Should l say you're no more?

- What do l say?

- Father is not at home.

You taught us its a sin to tell lies.

What's the matter?

Your father is excused everything.

Father is a liar!

You were lonely so l got

somebody to sleep with you.

- What?

- Excuse me, sir..

l'm joking.

For you.

Because you sang for me yesterday.

Honestly tell me how

you found my song.

You sang well but

one thing is missing.

- What?

- Feelings.

Do you love anyone?

Look at me. l love Nisha.

l only see Nisha in any song.

Feelings automatically come.

- So you too should fall.

- Where? - In love.

Forget about me. How did you

first tell Nisha you loved her?

- What are you doing? Where

are you taking me? - Come on.

l have something important to tell you

- In this huge stadium?

- It's a huge thing.

You're taking a huge time

to tell me this huge thing.

l love you.

Everybody says that.

Everybody..?

l mean all boys tell this to girls.

l'm different from them.

They say that too.

Don't you believe that l love you?

Okay, let's do something.

Do something that will prove

to me you really love me.

Something like l could kiss

you and it would begin to rain?

No really. l'll kiss you

and it will really rain.

- Great!

- l believe it.

- Really?

- Yes.

Okay.

l don't believe it!

- Now do you believe me?

- Isn't it beautiful?

lt's not rain. It's

the love of Prem.

What happened?

l don't know.

l'll ask the guy above.

- What's the matter?

- The tank is empty.

''l won't find a girl better than you.''

''l won't accept any

other girl either.''

''My heart has fallen for you.

Look into my eyes. Make my life''

''Go ahead and fall in love.''

''Today is the test of my life.

If l clear it, life is at rest.''

''l neither looked north

nor east, south or west.''

''You, my love are the best.''

''l can't find any

girl better than you.''

''When you touched me, l saw light

and my heart beats turned bright.''

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