To Fall in Love Page #4

Does this glass appear rich to you?

- You've had too much to drink!

- Me...?

Are you listening to us?

You break ice!

Demonstrate how you break ice.

Wrong! There's a girl, Nisha.

She breaks hearts very well.

Learn from her howto break ice!

Let's go home. To my house!

What for? Am l on the roads?

- Don't l have a home?

- Then let's go to your house.

Who is in my house?

Am l married? No.

lce! Are you married?

- No, sir. - Then today l

bless you to get married.

May your wife resemble Sribaby.

And may the first 3 of

your kids look like Tiger!

- Thank you sir.

- Shut up and break ice!

From 8 last night to 5

this evening! l'm fed up!

- Come on! - Why go when

we have to return in 3 hours?

- We'll freshen up.

- For whom?

These guys don't mind

and l don't have anyone.

- Oh no!

- Isn't it very wrong?

Yes, my man, it's very wrong!

What are you referring to?

The cricket match.

You're bothered about the match?

Here, your pal's marriage broke off!

And you talk of cricket matches!

What can l say? What?

Tell me what this is.

- That's you.

- This is me?

- Sure. - Wrong.

l'm not so thin.

And what is this?

- Nisha...? - No, peanut!

Don't you know anything?

l see. But you know all?

- Yes. - What is this?

- Don't you know?

- No, l want to hear it from you.

- It's a gram.

- No, this is me!

And like this gram l've had it!

l'll hit you with this!

- The mother equals God.

- The mother equals God.

Do you know the meaning?

You never told us.

This means the mother

is akin to God.

Serve and look after her.

She shouldn't undergo suffering.

And if somebody hurts her..?

Beat them.

Thrash them.

But protect your mother.

- What?

- Protect mother.

- Mother is equal to God.

- Mother is equal to God.

- Come on!

- Mummy!

- What's it? - Last night

uncle drank liquor with soda.

- Yes.

- Nowwhat happened?

Today he's given it up.

- He gave up liquor?

- No. - Then? - Soda.

Now he's drinking

directly from the bottle!

l think his drinking

capacity has increased.

l don't understand what

to do about Prem's drinking.

l have an idea.

Tell us. Quick!

- What?

- Come here.

- Okay?

- Yes!

But l'll go in first.

- l too want a peg.

- No. Why?

My heart is broken.

What's wrong with you?

- My heart too is broken.

- How?

- By Neelu's foul tongue.

- My sister!

- My wife!

- Okay. No problem.

Bad for health.

- Then why do you drink?

- None of your business.

l too want a drink.

My heart is broken.

What's wrong with you?

- My heart too is broken.

- How?

The cost of gas cylinders

has gone up. So also vegetables!

l'm fed up of inflation!

Make me also a drink.

Sorry. Whisky too has gone up.

- Uncle!

- Hello, Michael.

Make us too a peg.

- What happened to you?

- l failed in History.

- l failed in Maths.

- So..?

- The teacher scolded me so much..

- That it broke my heart!

- Now quickly make us a peg.

- Eat almonds then.

Can you give me 2 spoons of whisky?

Just 2 spoons?

l have a full...

l'll return it tomorrow.

Was this your idea?

You're making fun of

my marriage breaking up!

Prem hates you!

Prem, stop.

Shut up!

l'll chop you into tiny pieces

and throw them in the Ganges!

l gave you 10000 bucks last

week. What happened to them?

- Got spent.

- Spent!!

l'm a priest, not a smuggler!

Expense on expense!

Child after child!

Shut up! l hate your face!

- l'll send you back home!

- Listen.. - Shut up!

On our marriage your Dad said,

get married, l'll give you a mobile.

A colour TV. A computer!

What did he give me? Trash bin!

l please the stars but Saturn...

But Saturn is in my house!

Unlucky jinx! l hate you!

l'll throw you into the well!

Like a snake on my body!

And sucking the blood out of me!

What are you doing?

Beating your father!

Stop! Why are you beating me?

Mother is equal to God!

l don't think Prem

will come home tonight.

He will. l'm sure.

Yes, he'll come.

With the milkman in the morning.

- Silly milly! - Foolish.

- See, he's come.

Drunkard Number 1 !

- Priest! - Hello.

- Live long.

- Sir...

- What's the matter?

- Where's your wife?

- At her parents' place.

- With whom?

- The kids.

Who is the woman inside?

- l'll curse you!

- No, give us wine instead.

- Morning and night, give

us wine! - Let me go in.

Where are you going?

Hi girls!

This girl, Mona will

replace Kajol and Madhuri.

- No question.

- Why?

l won't permit it.

You're a good man.

Mona is a good man.

- But the neighbour..

- The one in red?

- Bad girl. Know why:

- Why?

Because she pokes fun at

my broken heart and marriage.

She tells me, 2 spoons whisky!

How mean!

You think l'm whisky? Yes..?

l'm a bottle full..

l'll come and show you...

You're laughing?

You made mine go away.

Mine has run away.

My chapter is closed.

Your chapter is open.

Drunkards!

Your Pop and Mom are drunk!

Kick. Turn and kick!

He fell down!

Brother-in-law...

Haven't slept as yet?

Late nights are bad for health.

Go to bed.

l'll do as brother-in-law says.

Sister, l'll tell you something.

Actually you are my sister.

But you're like my mother.

You're my Neelu sister mummy.

Get up. l can't lift you.

What's going on in this house?

You come in at any time!

Hands and legs falling all over!

Brother-in-law, l think

she's referring to me.

No, dear brother. l'm

referring to my husband!

- Are you listening?

- But l came home in time last night.

You still have to hear this!

Does life end when a girl leaves you?

Did my parents leave you

in my care for this day?

You're talking about Prem!

Do you think l'm talking about you?

Don't be so stupid!

Why don't you do something?

What can l do? He's grown up.

He's a sensible man.

He was small when we got married.

How often you'd thrash him.

Now give him a belting.

Now..?

- That was different. Muscles now..

- So you won't do anything?

Nothing! Won't do anything?

Then hear me out!

Henceforth there will be no

crying, tension in this house!

l want happiness!

l've organised a party on Sunday.

dance and sing.. - And he'll drink.

How will he drink? l found

all the bottles he'd hidden.

What are you doing?

Leave my bottles!

- Did l do something wrong?

- No, you did well.

Let's go organise the party.

''Dance with merriment.''

''Let's have a ball together.''

''Come, join hands with me,

savour the joys of life.''

''This world and this party

holds no joy for me.''

''Tell a lie and the

crow will get you.''

''Fear the black crow.'

''Just you watch,

l'll get you a bride.''

''Dear pal, forget it,

falling in love is a disease.''

''Love won't leave you good

for anything. You are ruined.''

''No fun living life alone.''

''No point being solitary.''

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''Fall in love with someone

give somebody your love.''

''lt's the best thing in life.''

''My heart cried out in agony, l'm

being punished for falling in love.''

''Your love has ruined me.''

''Honey, l'm a pot of honey.''

''Come and take it or l leave.''

''Mother, your son is getting spoilt.''

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