To Fall in Love Page #6

She went ahead and printed invitations!

And the radish, oh radish!

My dear radish, the carrot and the pea

are getting engaged tomorrow

Don't you create a scene there.

- l won't

Just stay mum.

- Okay

When you're sad, have a drink.

If you're happy, have a soupO

When in company of rich men

the poor had better shut up!

For centuries, foreigners

have invaded our country

The most beautiful of our possessions

they plundered and carried away...

the Koh-i-Noor, the Peacock Throne.

And we couldn't do a thing.

Today too, it is an alien

who takes away our Priya.

He is stealing her.

But we say nothing

Believe me, today we are...

very happy. Because the one who takes

is close to us. And the one...

being taken away is close

to our hearts too

He marries our dear friend Priya Sharma,

turns her into a Foogaliya...

and he takes her away

to New York forever!

This won't do, Prem.

You must say it with a song

Sorry, l'm not ready

What readiness do you need to sing

for a friend during her engagement?

Now give us a lovely song

You'll sing now, won't you?

l can't sing

Looks like Prem doesn't want to sing

Prem, if you don't want to sing,

never mind. Come down

No, l'll sing

''There's no one quite like you Priya''

''Wherever you are, be happy.

That's a prayer from my heart''

''You've found your lover.

l have lost a friend''

''There is so much to say

But today, there's little time left''

''Everything about you,

from the first time l met you...''

''the memories will make me cry

after you're gone''

''Oh Priya, there's no one

quite like you''

''Meeting, then parting,

it's all up to God''

''Making it, or breaking up

is a matter of luck''

''We are all puppets,

and you better believe it''

''The ones who have loved have never

taken defeat. Have faith, my friend''

''Everyone has spoken his heart

No one knows what's in my heart''

''No one knows what's

in his heart''

''No one knows what you are for me''

''Those lost moments of happiness

Howwill l ever be able to forget?''

''Priya, there's no one quite like you''

''Wherever you are, be happy.

That's a prayer from my heart''

What was my mistake?

- None

Then why did all this happen

all over again?

You won't believe this. Before l got

married, nine girls rejected me

Some said, my nose is too long.

Some said l have a paunch

Some even said, l have large bums.

Even after all that...

someone walked into my life.

She looked into my heart

Your sister

Today, l have every happiness

that life has to offer

lf a duffer like me could get

such a nice girl...

then why not for Prem

of ''Prem and Party'' fame?

Just say it. l'll have girls

queuing up to marry you!

Yes Uncle! Were l not your niece,

l would've married you right now!

Had l been Madonna instead of

being Michael Jackson...

l would've married you right away!

You're so handsome!

l could still have married you

You're so nice. Even l would've

married you

Yes Prem. Had l not been engaged,

l would've surely married you

Then walk out of the engagement

That's what l love about you.

How am l going to live without you?

And how am l going to live

without you?

You madcap

Pickles for your little sister

Do l have one?

- Where's the pickle?

My brother-in-law sends you scissors.

- Why scissors?

Play foul, and l'll snip your ponytail

Yes?

- Find a suitable date

Yes. Find fast!

Setting a date is going to be difficult

But before the engagement, everything

was fine, wasn't it?

Yes

Next month Rahul is returning.

The wedding must be done on the 30th

There must be a way out.

- Two malefic planets are in the way

They have followed her right up to here!

One is tall, one is short

They've sent all the other planets

scurrying for cover in jungles!

That means, Priya goes to the jungle

after her wedding?

Yes! This horoscope says that Priya

might have to go to live in a jungle

Same as in Queen Sita's horoscope?

For 14 years after her marriage

she went to live in a forest!

Ma, l'm not going to a jungle

- Shut up! Nothing is going to happen

Nothing like that ever happens!

- Happens, happens and happens!

We're so tense about Priya's wedding,

and you're winking? Aren't you ashamed?

Try to understand!

- Understand what? Didn't l tell you?

First l become a star.

Then l'll have that affair

What's there to laugh about?

- Her horoscope says...

she'll never become a star.

- Great!

We're in a hurry about the wedding.

Please, do something

What do l do? All the planets

are adverse, restless

What if we perform a ritual

to placate the stars?

to perform the ritual?

Would a fee of 5,OOO or 6,OOO do?

- Six thousand?

Yes.

l too am a priest.

And l'm good too

For 6,OOO, l'll put all stars,

good and bad, to rest!

Yes, he's very learned

The scissors, remember?

- You gave me 1,50O

She's giving me 6,OOO!

- How about installments of 200?

l don't allow credit.

- Your ponytail is snipped

l'll grow it back.

- What is the matter?

Just chatting up malefic planets

Mighty is the Illusion.

So we have the date

Yes?

- You will be the master of ceremonies

Of course. Your daughter is like

a bride entering our house

What...?

- One of ours. l mean...

she's one of ours.

Like a bride

Shall we? Shall we leave?

- l'm walking

We're walking back too.

- Together would be tiring for all of us

We won't let you tire.

l'll even carry you in my arms

May God do to you

as you are doing for me

Hey priest, you're such a load!

- Why? What's up?

l'm going to curse you

What are you doing at the office?

- Just come with me

Where to?

- Have you forgotten?

We're going shopping for the wedding.

Now don't ask whose wedding

There's an important meeting.

l can't make it. You go on

Shopping alone?

No, take someone along. A friend?

Yes, Mona or Prem. Take whatever

you want from the cashier

Do some shopping for me too, please

Mr Sharma

l'm venturing into a great project.

For your sake

What happened?

l have to go shopping for the wedding.

Rahul is busy

So l thought l'd go shopping

with you

You're busy too.

- Who says l'm busy?

Let's go.

- What about your rehearsal?

Prem, how are these earrings?

- Lovely

But if you want to buy, buy diamonds

Pack this.

- Pack four or five

Her fiance is stinking rich

Can you show me that?

What's the price?

Please put it back

Take it. It's gold, gold!

- Does it sing?

Prem, l forgot to ask you.

That day at the restaurant...

weren't you about to propose

to that girl? What happened?

She got engaged too

Once again, l didn't have to pay

for the wedding

Nor did l have to come home alone

after the wedding

When l am in America after my wedding,

l'll look for a good girl. For you

You'll look for a girl for me?

What kind of a girl would you like?

Like her

My love, if only you could hear

what my heart speaks

''My love''

''Great eyes''

''Lovely hands''

''What looks!''

''So wonderfully naughty''

''What a wonderful creature you are''

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