To Wong Foo Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1995
- 109 min
- 4,999 Views
Ready or not, here comes mama.
- Don't throw your mother at me!
- (Man) Get out!
I'm gonna make my lips
even more bee-stung.
I'm taking my face to Sweden
Ain't nobody here tonight
winning Miss Congeniality.
Ladies, five minutes.
(Announcer) New York City!
Pay your hometown girls some homage!
Your drag-queen pageant finalists!
Miss Sheena Riviera.
Miss Missy!
Cateria Raez!
Cappuccino Commotion!
Vida Boheme!
Noxeema Jackson!
Senorita Chi Chi!
Owwww!
Hello, hello, hello!
Good evening.
And here to present
this year's Drag Queen Of The Year...
last year's winner.
Miss Rachel Tensions!
Hello!
Oh!
Oh!
What can I say? My heart is full.
- (Man) I love you!
- Oh, thank you.
(Man) Mama!
Well, well.
Here we all are again.
Another year flies by
and it's time to crown
a new Drag Queen Of The Year.
Proof that in New York City
for exactly 12 months.
May I have the envelope, please?
Mmm-mmm. I don't know who he is
but if there's a snowstorm tonight,
he's going on my tyres.
The winner
of the Drag Queen Of The Year
will receive an all-expense-paid,
round-trip ticket
to Hollywood, California!
Where she can compete
in the Drag Queen Of America contest.
I'm so excited I could just spit.
And the winner is...
We have a tie!
- Tie? What's she mean, tie?
- Oh, my God.
- And the winners are...
- Me...
...Miss Noxeema Jackson
and Miss Vida Boheme!
Work the runway, work it!
To the future, diva women!
(Rachel) Come, come.
(Rachel) Now, go and scandalise
this country, girlfriends.
This land was made for you and her.
Us in Hollywood?
This is total glam.
I just hope nobody
mistakes us for the Gabors.
- We'll be seen at the China Bowl.
- We will induce envy and rage.
in drag is crying.
Find out why
that little Latin boy in drag is crying.
Little Latin boy in drag,
why are you crying?
Cos... It's just cos the two of you
are so pretty, you know?
- That's all?
- Of course we're pretty
but why are you crying?
Maybe she just found out
Menudo broke up.
Now, little one, what is your name?
It's Chi Chi. Chi Chi Rodriguez.
- What's with the waterworks?
- I wanted to win this so much
because I never won nothing.
Every time that I do something,
I get it wrong and somebody's
always laughing at me.
But maybe I'll meet somebody nice
who will rescue me,
instead of old men
with their greasy bellies and their money
and their... (Grunting)
...and leaving when the time is up.
But, no, I'm a loser.
That's why. I'm a loser.
I hate my life, I hate myself,
I hate everything!
Listen, listen. You are a winner.
You look like...
Well, you are a winner and...
- Don't be looking at me.
- Noxeema!
Don't be giving me that
bleeding-heart Sally Struthers look.
Chi Chi, you just sit right here.
I am going upstairs
to have a talk with Miss Noxeema.
- We will be right back.
- I'm not going upstairs with you.
I ain't driving you no more, Miss Daisy.
Noxeema, we must all help others.
- How?
- Take her with us to Hollywood.
- Say what?
- Take her with us.
- How are we gonna do that?
- Erm...
Sell our plane tickets
and the three of us go by bus.
Uh-uh-uh. Not on your young,
queer life. You and your causes.
That child is Latin. You don't
want to get mixed up in that mess.
She might be a Sandinista.
Noxeema Jackson,
I must admit that I am shocked
and just a little bit saddened by you.
You, of all people.
that I laid eyes
on a certain young
ebony enchantress in the rough
and how, through styling
and the occasional make-up tip,
I helped her look just a little bit
less like Moms Mabley.
- Moms Mabley?
- And who'd think that enchantress
would one day share a title with moi?
Now, on those steps,
that dear little Spanish soul,
working that tired Abbe Lane drag
for all it's worth
is all alone in this world.
And she just once
wants to be special,
to have a moment in the starlight,
to dream of being
utterly, utterly fabulous.
- Hello!
- I'm walking here! I'm walking here!
(Vida) Now, the China Bowl is the place
if you want to be outrageous.
What stunning visions! Tell us
your beauty secrets or we'll die.
Darling, I cannot be held responsible
for that.
- I wish I was as beautiful as you.
- Honey!
Good luck. Come on, honey.
Thank you.
- They really like us.
- Love...
Delighted to meet us!
(Man) Vida! Hi.
Excuse me. Oh, Vida, Vida!
Che bellissima. Come va?
Darling, enchant.
Oh, you spoke French. How bi.
Look at you, my little piata.
How are you?
The only man of money matters,
Mr John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.
- Ay, tan chulo! El gusto es mo.
- No, no. El gusto es mo.
No, papito, el gusto es mo.
- See that?
- El gusto es mo.
Si te ajusto las nalgas...
You remember
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.
- His name is my name, too.
- Do people shout? I hate that.
Look at you!
I'm like a compass near north.
- Congratulations on your victoire.
- Thank you.
Now, we must talk.
We have une petite crise.
- Crise? Oh, jamais.
- We have decided
to take our young protg,
Miss Chi Chi, to Hollywood with us.
- How Three Sisters. How Chekhov.
- We?
- What part do I play?
- To have or to dump?
- To dump.
- One thousand.
- That is fabulous.
- Then three round trips to LA.
- Mode of transportation?
- Cheapest.
- Oh, well, mule!
Sorry, darling. Forgive me.
- You've got her number.
- Let's say bus.
I do not do the bus. You have me
mistaken for Miss Rosa Parks.
Lxnay on the Hound, then.
How about chemin de fer? Train.
- Oh, yes! Does it have a club car?
- How much?
Let's see. Three round-trip tickets,
two adults, one child...
Tell me, does it have a club car?
That is totally out of our league.
What else can we do?
On account of your need
and unprecedented glamour,
today you're the lucky winner of...
- Can we pay in trade?
- It's English, darling. Noxee.
"Crazy Elijah -
my cars are my children."
Drop my name,
anything on the lot - $50.
- Problem solved. A lifesaver.
- Are we driving to Los Angeles?
- Cherry Lifesaver.
- All-day sucker.
Are we discussing driving
from New York to Los Angeles?
Don't start with me. We will go on.
I've got to go. Bye!
(Noxeema) This America does not
respond kindly to our sort of person.
No one say anything frivolous
for a few moments,
I am having a significant experience.
Whoopee(!)
Miss Julie Newmar has been watching
silently over this conversation.
And look at her, vintage Miss Julie.
She is the perfect,
the ultimate... Oh!
(Vida) Describe her
and do not use the word "statuesque".
Miss Julie, you are statuesque
and you were the only Cat Woman.
- Read it, please.
- "To Wong Foo,
"thanks for everything,
Julie Newmar."
- Who was Wong Foo?
- I don't know but they were close.
I'm hungry.
We must take this message across
the land as our sovereign token.
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