Tom & Jerry: Back to Oz Page #5

with these cruel methods.

Me and Tomcat

can take all you can dish out.

They say you've been off fightin' witches.

That sounds pretty phony.

The only witches you've ever finished

were sandwiches.

Baloney!

Listen, I'm runnin' this forest now.

So, scat, fraidy cat!

Everybody knows that

tigers can't be King of the Forest,

especially you.

Oh. yeah?

So, you were

the King of the Forest?

- And you think you can tell me what to do

Listen up, former King of the Forest

Have I got some news for you

There's a new cat in town

Who's most fit for

Most deserving of the crown

You? You ain't fit for anything.

Boo!

Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my

You couldn't hurt a fly

You're scared so stiff

You look like you've been stuffed

Well, speakin' of who's stuffed

That paunch is pretty puffed

It's clear that you've been Hvin' loud

- What's clear, my dear, is I'm in charge

- Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my

It's time to give up the crown

There's only room for one top cat in town

Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my

Let's kiss this cat goodbye

You keep your pretty paws off my domain

- You lily-Iivered lump

Your own shadow makes you jump

Your roar is more a widow's yelp

Oh, when I roar, you'll need some help

Ow.

Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my

You better be back in town

There's only room for one top cat in town

Oh, spare me

So, you think that'll scare me?

I'll prove that

when it comes to being fearless

I'm peerless

Oh, spare me

Are you trying to dare me?

Your Muster doesn't fluster

'Cause you know that the top cats

Are lions

They're tigers

They're bears

What?

Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my

Now who's this grizzly guy?

- The forest is for felines to control

- Oof!

It's only you and me

So, who's it gonna be?

Who says it can't be shareable?

- Does that sound so unbearable?

- Yes!

Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my

Well, I ain't backin' down

There's only room for one top cat

- The Tiger Queen!

- Imagine that.

There's only room for one top cat

In town!

Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my

Mmm?

At last, behold the dazzling beauty!

Flattery will get you nowhere.

Ha! I wasn't talking about you, girly.

I was talking about the ruby slippers.

Give them here.

- Oh, you mustn't.

- Oh, don't worry.

I won't.

Hmm. Well, if I take the slippers

by force, their magic will be diminished.

But perhaps you'll surrender them

- to save your friends.

- Oh.

Rip the Scarecrow to bits.

Oh, hold on. Wait a second!

- Mash up that Munchkin Mouse.

- No!

Then give me the slippers.

Don't do it, Dorothy!

No!

I won't have you hurt because of me.

Don't do it, Dorothy!

Here. I'm sure you'll look lovely in them.

Ah.

You really don't understand

their power, do you?

These miraculous shoes reflect

the personality of whoever wears them.

To you, they're ruby slippers.

To me, they're blood-red boots.

Beware, Ruggedo!

Those who use the Rubies for evil

only come to misfortune.

Ooh, ooh.

I'll keep a lookout for falling houses.

Besides, I'm not evil.

I'm just taking back what's mine.

Starting with this city.

What? Well, what about all the people?

They're welcome to come below

as my slaves.

In fact, I insist on it.

No, you can't!

- You don't like it?

- No, no, no!

Then you're excused.

Short stuff!

We're almost there.

And I'm almost back to normal.

It was nice while it lasted.

- Tuffy!

- My queen!

Jerry!

The Nome King has the ruby slippers.

And he'll use their magic

to sink the Emerald City beneath Oz.

How horrible! We must get inside quickly.

I have an idea.

Remember that Cyclonotron thing

back at your farm?

Well, I think we can improve

on its design.

I've got the parts.

Now, if we can get tools and mousepower...

Oh, great.

Now, let's put that arm over there.

And attach that leg here.

And the other leg,

I'd like to put right here.

And my head exactly right there.

Whoa, Ziggy!

Now, at last, the emeralds of Emerald City

will be back where they belong.

Oh, I got a sinkin' feelin' about this.

There's no place like Nome.

There's no place like Nome!

There's no place like Nome!

Going down!

Oh, no! The city is sinking!

Step on it, Jerry!

It was not so long ago

That I saw you as a foe

Who might have been a hiccup in my plan

But look, you're fragile as a flower

Now you don't have any power

So, I'll destroy you just because I can

Oh, I'll come to the new Emerald City

Let the bells of doom start to ring

For you can never stop

The destruction I will bring

What's mine is mine

What's his is his

Because I am the King

Because he is the King

Because he is the King

King, King, King, King, King, King

King

Where are we?

Ah, Nome sweet Nome.

I know how disappointed you must be

to not stop the big bad Nome King.

Boo-hoe. Sniff, sniff it all...

Ah, cue the sad music.

Oh, cheer up.

I have a big job for a little lady.

And I hope you're up to the task

because you're going to spend

the rest of your life digging up jewels

for me.

Oh, really? And if I refuse?

Then it's into the Pit of Nome Return.

See, I call it that,

as no nome has ever returned from it.

Hmm, matter of fact,

the longer I keep you two around,

the more I'm convinced

you'll stir up trouble.

Toss them in.

Well?

We're fine with causing general mayhem,

as outlined in

the Nome Guard job description.

But when it actually

comes down to destroying

living scarecrows and little girls,

we're drawing the line.

You are fired.

He really doesn't mince words, does he?

- Come on!

- Seize them!

Time to pull this all together.

Good job.

Jerry...

You're canned, Nome King.

You would need an army to stop me.

They've got one.

Come on, men. Let's go!

You'll have to do better than that.

Huh?

Oh! Toto! Tom!

- Lion!

- Lion?

Alive and in person,

accompanied by Tom the Terrible,

and Toto the Terrific,

masters of the animal kingdom.

I'd like to thank all the little people

who made our appearance

down here possible.

The moles, the gophers,

especially the badgers,

great digging, fellas.

And don't forget me.

Old fraidy cat promised me

all the nomes I could eat.

Ooh la la.

What's your hurry, delicious?

- Oh! Food to go!

- Food to go! Love it!

It'll take more than

some mangy mammals to scare me.

Right you are.

We nearly forgot the air force.

Eggs! Nomes hate eggs!

Eggs! Eggs!

Come back, you cowards!

Come back! All right, then go.

I have all the power I need.

Ha ha!

Hey, there, Kansas,

what's a-shaking?

- Jitterbug.

- What's with the crazy, queasy quaking?

We need your help.

Sure thing, my country cutie.

I'm yours to command, all right-o-rooty.

Come and get me, you beasts.

The bigger the better.

Uh-oh!

Ha ha!

You don't think anyone

can stand up to you?

Ha! Like you?

Well, yes! Like me!

- Like all of us.

- Yeah.

Three losers?

A scruffy dog, and a cat, and a mouse.

That's nothing.

Well, they're my friends.

And that's everything.

Friends? You gave up

the only magic you'll ever have

for them!

Dorothy girl, you are a fool!

Oh! Hold on!

I'm ripping!

Rate this script:5.0 / 1 vote