Tom and Jerry: Robin Hood and His Merry Mouse Page #3

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Sire, perhaps my men and I

could meet the king at the shore...

and make sure he never returns.

PRINCE JOHN:

Oh. Heh. I would like to see that.

I only have one request.

When you have Robin Hood executed,

add Maid Marion to that list.

- She was our spy.

- Really?

Any who betray the throne

must be dealt with harshly.

I mean, my throne, not my brother's,

who we're going to kill, right?

Why, that's the signal from Jerry.

It's go time, boys.

Now, son of mine,

things might get scary in there.

You stick close to your old pops.

And if you need to defend yourself, use this.

Hm. That works too.

Open sesame.

[NEIGHING]

Ha-ha! Ride hard, men. We must get there

before the king's ship makes land.

Won't my brother be surprised...

when he doesn't make it back

to England alive after all.

I can't wait to see the look

on his cold, lifeless face.

[LAUGHING]

DROOPY:

Close sesame.

The castle sure seems empty.

Yeah.

Where were the sheriff and Prince John

riding off to so fast?

Something's going on.

We'll find out.

- I'm here to minister to Maid Marion.

GUARD:
Hm?

I'm a friar, you know.

Unh.Ha!

[LAUGHING]

[CLATTERING]

Ouch.

I have to get out of here.

I have to help save Robin. But how?

Oh, this could work.

[SINGING]

Closed inside these walls

I think of you

Counting all the things that we could do

Hugging, kissing, spooning

But this crowd just makes me moan

I wish it were the two of us alone

Too many wolves I see

Too many mugs for me

Too many chaps to tea

'Cause you are all I need

Too many guys

Oh, gee, heh

Too many boys for me to phone

Wishing that we two could be alone

Too many wolves for me

Takes too much energy

Just do the math

And see that you are all I need

I only want one man

I'm not a girl you can co-own

- I'm glad that it's the two of us alone

- I'm glad that it's the two of us alone

[HOWLING]

[CLATTERING]

DROOPY:

Excuse me.

I've come to rescue you.

Well, thank you,

but I seem to have rescued myself.

[CREAKING]

Shh.

[SNORING]

[SNORING]

[MOANS]

[SIGHS]

[YAWNS]

[GUARD SMACKING LIPS]

[SNORING]

[CREAKING]

Aah...!

[CLANGING]

[DRIPPING]

[SPLASHES]

[CLANGING THEN WHIRRING]

[BELL DINGS]

Ah! Right on schedule. Heh.

- Marion.

- Robin.

- Oh, my darling.

- Oh, I was so worried.

You know, I haven't had my kiss yet.

MAID MARION:
Mm...

TYKE:
Woof.

ROBIN HOOD:
Huh?

- Woof, woof, woof.

Eh, we can't find nobody,

but we found this stuff in the prince's room.

[ALL MUTTERING]

Don't look, son.

I'll explain it when you're older.

Wait. This is it.

Plans for the ambush of King Richard

as he comes ashore from France at dawn.

We have to save him.

But how will we get there in time?

Hang on, my hearties!

ALL:

Whoa!

It won't be long now, men.

On my command.

[ALL GRUNT]

We're too late.

It's worth a try.

And...

Fire!

[GRUNTS]

KING RICHARD:

Oh!

No.

What in the name of heaven

is going on here?

We're saving your life, sire.

It's a rescue.

- Brace yourself!

KING RICHARD:
Oh...! Unh!

[GRUNTING]

You men, come with me.

The rest, stop them.

[YELLING]

[YELLING AND GRUNTING]

Ha-ha!

ALL:

Ha-ha!

[YELLING]

Attack the king!

I hope you're an adequate swordsman,

my boy.

Oh, I dabble.

Yam

[GRUNTING]

KING RICHARD:

Take that. Ah, ha-ha-ha-ha.

- There you go. Watch your step.

MAN:
Oh!

[YELLING AND GRUNTING]

[SOLDIERS YELLING]

ROBIN HOOD & KING RICHARD:

Ha!

Oh.

[YELLING AND GRUNTING]

It seems this is where your journey ends

Robin Hood.

And where I become king...

upon my poor brother's

sudden and quite unexpected demise.

ROBIN HOOD:
You may strike us down,

but other heroes will rise up.

Your days of tyranny are finished.

[SHERIFF OF NOTTINGHAM

AND PRINCE JOHN YELLING]

Say, isn't that your cat?

Not anymore. Aah!

[GRUNTING]

Stay still, you ungrateful wretch!

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

Prepare to meet your maker,

Robin Hoo...!

[YELLING]

Unh! Aah!

Take that, mouseketeer!

- Ha-ha! Where were we, brother?

KING RICHARD:
Grrrr.

Yeow! Ha!

En Qarde, pip-squeak.

- Is that cat and that mouse with you?

- Yes, actually.

I'm very glad they are.

Me too, sire.

You'll never beat me,

aah, you useless rodent. Hm.

Ha-ha-ha! Yah!

Ow!

[GRUNTING]

Ow! Ooh!

[LAUGHING]

Stop, stop! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

[GRUNTING AND GROWLING]

Ooh-hoo-hoo! Stop, stop! Oh! Whoa!

Stop! Aah!

[LAUGHING]

Oh, we don't have to bring mother

into this, do we?

You're out-manned, cat.

I'll take it from here.

Hm? Aah!

[GRUNTING]

Die!

I suppose you're wondering

about this, uh, assassination thing.

Well, it's a funny story. Heh-heh.

[GRUNTING]

Come back here. Ha!

Ready to cut your losses...

- ...Sheriff of Nothingham?

- Huh? Mah! Aah!

Oh! NO, no!

[SHERIFF OF NOTTINGHAM YELLING]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

This is all your fault,

Sheriff of Nothingham.

- Idiot!

- Aah-ha-ha!

ROBIN HOOD:

Bravo, Jerry!

[ROBIN HOOD LAUGHING]

You there, cat, mouse...

take a knee.

For heroic service in the name

of justice, truth, honor and bravery...

."I dub thee

Sir Tom Cat and Sir Jerry Mouse.

Rise.

[CHEERING]

[SINGING]

So cheer our hero

Who joins legends of old

Raise a cup to Jerry

The mouse who's brave and bold

ALL [SINGING]:

That is why we sing of little Jerry Mouse

Jerry saved our king

And beat that wretched louse

He takes from the rich

And to the poor he gives

And with us merry men

In Sherwood Forest lives

And with us merry men

- In Sherwood Forest lives

TOM:
Oh-hoo-hoo!

I believe I owe you something.

Ah, yes. Yes, you do.

MAID MARION:

Heh. Mm.

I just love a happy ending. Don't you?

[English - US - SDH]

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