Tom and Jerry: Shiver Me Whiskers Page #2

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...to remember where the island be.

Sweet mother of pearl!

I had no idea there be

no working bathrooms on the island...

...and I was horrified.

But I made do,

and after searching 40 years...

...I never found the treasure

of the Spanish Mane.

I'm telling ye this

so you'll turn back now...

...and ye won't have to live through

the same despair I have.

Now, if only I'd had that map.

That would have been

a totally different story.

You're going anyway?

Well, good luck.

No, just because I've failed

for 40 years don't mean ye will.

No, go, have fun.

When the madness sets in...

...be sure to say hi for me.

Well, if it ain't me own

brother Purple Paul.

I told you, I don't wanna be part

of your whole color-scheme-name thing.

I'm Barnacle Paul.

Quiet, you.

Hi, Chuck.

That cat stole me map to the

treasure of the Spanish Mane.

The Spanish Mane?

That be the map to the Spanish Mane?

Get it!

I don't believe it.

After all these years, we are gonna finally

find the treasure of the Spanish Mane.

Sure, "we."

This be where the X on the map

be located.

Blast, I always meant to search here.

Does it count if I meant to search here?

No.

Avast, me brother.

'Tis the animal scalawags.

A split.

That be a difficult shot to make.

Oh, dear.

I'm not repeating that.

Well, that was close...

...but now that we all be back together,

let's try and stay togeth...

X marks the spot.

Greetings, fortune hunters.

I am the spirit of Don

Diego Clippershears.

You survived the curse of my map...

...and have come seeking the burial place

of the treasure of the Spanish Mane.

Unfortunately, that makes you thieves...

...and all thieves must first get by...

...my security system.

You do not get to be

the most famous wigmaker in Spain...

...without knowing a little magic.

How else could someone make all those

old guys want to wear long, curly hair?

It looks ridiculous.

Behold, the guardian

of the treasure of the Spanish Mane!

Well, it was the only thing we had

on the ship to model it after.

You did not think I would just

give you the treasure, did you?

Farewell, fools.

So you defeated my guardian?

Well, good for you.

But I bet you did not bring back...

...the key.

So you have.

Well, congratulations.

This is the lock to the door.

You may only enter

if you can figure out the puzzle...

...of how the key opens it.

And you'll have to be very crafty indeed...

...because it won't be...

Okay, yes, I suppose

that was a little obvious.

You have defeated my guardian

and unlocked the door.

Fabulous riches await you within.

Riches beyond your wildest dreams.

I guess he is in too much

of a hurry to hear about...

...the horrible traps

that protect the treasure inside!

Did I forget to mention those?

Well, I do not have a brain,

so it's tough to remember things.

That is right.

The old "trapped, smashing stair...

...that smashes down on you

from the ceiling" trick.

You may as well turn back...

...because the rest of

the stairs are all trapped...

...and there's no way

anybody could possibly...

Hey, what are you doing?

I am fine.

Thanks for asking.

Whew.

Welcome to the Mind Your Memory game.

I am going to show you

an ancient cryptic rune...

...and you are

going to have to memorize it.

Did you catch that?

I hope so.

Because now you have to find it again...

...amongst all these.

Whichever rune you choose,

a door will open to let you out.

But if you choose the wrong rune...

...that lightning rod up there

will zap you but good.

No pressure.

And go.

We have officially started.

Choose a rune.

Today.

Choose a rune today, please.

Got places to be.

Things to do.

Would you just hurry up and...

Well, I said a door would

open after you chose...

...and technically you did choose.

So I guess I cannot

make a liar out of myself now.

Yes, it is true.

All of my fabulous wealth

is now yours for the taking.

So go ahead, take it.

Go on. What are you waiting for?

Take it. It is yours.

What?

You think there is a catch?

Well, you are right.

There is a catch.

If you can get past this...

...the treasure of the

Spanish Mane is all yours.

Fortunately for me, you will not.

That's it?

That is the big climax

to the fabulous treasure hunt?

That is just great.

Fantastic.

You can take the emergency exit.

What do I care?

I guess I do not need a hoard of cash.

It is not like I go out much.

I am a skull, for crying out loud.

Maybe this is the year I finally

turn the place into a bed-and-breakfast.

The treasure.

For the last time, quiet, you.

You're even more beautiful in person.

I don't suppose you're wearing

all that just to test it out for me?

Or were you thinking of stealing

the treasure for yourself?

Because that would mean I'd have to...

Oh, my goodness, you're not serious.

Oh, my. Hope you weren't trying

to steal the treasure for yourself.

Oh, boy.

You don't wanna know.

You treacherous swine,

get your hands off me treasure.

Sorry.

Traitorous boar.

What do you mean, your treasure?

Well, some kind of pig.

I can't understand what

you're saying half the time.

Be gone, you stupid parrot.

I don't need...

This is at me.

Okay, fine.

Have it your own way.

I quit.

This treasure be mine.

I got squatter's rights, I have.

Now see here, brother,

this treasure be mine.

And if Bob were here, he'd agree.

Blast, I was hoping

I wouldn't have to prove that.

Excuse me.

Hey, back away from that treasure,

me scurvy brothers.

Gosh, you got me.

I'm not sure what he said.

I thought he... You know, the dialect

is different. In this business...

What?

Me? Fired?

But... But...

Oh, dear.

What will the gals

in the sewing circle think?

Brother Bob.

Tell Ron the treasure be mine.

Oh, boy, it's just like the old days.

What the...?

Stop right there!

They got the treasure!

- They've taken the ship.

- Come back here! Come back here!

So that be the story...

...of how a trio of pirate brothers

was thwarted out of their treasure...

...by a cat...

...and a mouse.

Now there's a pirate I could work for?

The strong silent type.

And for once we won't have any trouble

figuring out what he's trying to say.

But it ain't all bad

on the island for us brothers.

No, there be plenty of interesting

things to keep us busy.

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