Tom and Jerry Meet Sherlock Holmes Page #2

Stop in the name of my reward.

I've got you now.

All right, lassie,

you're coming with me.

Oh, there you are.

Aw, shut up.

All right, all right.

You'd be waking up the devil

with that racket.

Brother Jerry,

come to see me now, have you?

What brings a scamp like you

to my humble house?

It's sanctuary she'd be needing,

isn't it?

What about him?

If he's okay with you,

he's okay with me.

Come on, my lady.

So, what kind of mischief have you

gotten yourself into this time, Jerry boy?

You know how I love to hear

your stories.

Oh! The police are after you?

The police are here?

Hey, why are we wasting our time

in this place?

Well, you see, it's a statistical fact

that criminals often hide in churches.

Please, you must help me.

I'm innocent.

All right. Come with me, lass.

Ha-ha-ha. See?

No redheads.

Nothing in here but candles.

A good policeman always does

a thorough search.

Ha!

Huh?

What now?

I'm not sure.

Do angels have whiskers?

You two, make yourselves scarce.

Oh, yes.

Listen to this, Butch.

Ha, ha. What an amateur.

Let me take a whack at it.

Excuse me, mate. That's my shovel.

Are you boys okay?

Shame on you two.

What's the idea leaving a lady all alone

in the middle of the night?

The thieves are inside?

Don't be expecting me to go into

that snake pit of dancing and laughter...

...and rowdy merry-making. Whoa!

Unless you really need me.

Hey, I wanna go. I think we should go.

- Yeah, it's time to go, isn't it?

- Don't worry. We've got loads of time.

There's a yearning in the heart

Of this young lady

Alone, so very far away from home

Across the crowded pub

Right in the corner

You'll find the stupid louts

You're looking for

There's a burning in the heart

Of this young bosom

For a big old rock

That's hidden in his hat

Yes, the middle one, you see

Holds the diamond treasury

But not for long, you dumb old cats

Hey, waiter, where's my drink?

Bumbershoot, bumbershoot

Strolling along with my bumbershoot

Rain or shine, it's divine

It simply can't be beat

Bumbershoot, bumbershoot

Nothing compares to my bumbershoot

Silk and lace, class and grace

My bumbershoot's a treat

Bumbershoot, bumbershoot

Wonderful, fun-derful bumbershoot

In the park, on a lark

My gamp is tried and true

Bumbershoot, bumbershoot

Who needs a man with a bumbershoot?

Good for walks, never talks

And goes in a stand when I'm through

Hooray!

Marvelous.

Oh, spot on, dear.

Huh?

Oh, no.

Boys, look.

Oy, there he goes. Catch him.

Oy!

Oof! Got him.

Get him. Get him.

I'll take that.

Come on, let's go.

Thomas, the cats took Jerry.

Poor Thomas. Are you okay?

Well, now I've seen everything.

Oh, there's something familiar

about those flying felines.

"Cemetery property. "

Ah! That's it. Those three cats

are the local gravediggers.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

I remember selling this button. To a cat.

He bought it the day before yesterday.

An odd fellow.

- Do you know his name?

- Oh, no. You know cats, quiet types.

But I can ask him in a day or two,

when he picks up his trousers.

Oh, my word.

What are you looking for, Holmes?

Almost anything, my dear Watson.

- A goose feather. That's no good.

- A freshly plucked one at that.

We find the fowl

this feather came from...

...and our thief's goose

is as good as cooked.

Careful now,

those flying cats could be anywhere.

Ah! My goodness.

It's the Star of Punjab.

He's safe.

More than safe, lass.

He's got ahold of something.

That bloke may have got away with the

diamond, but at least we got the key.

The key to what?

Let's canvass this area, men.

They can be anywhere.

Those criminals are a wily sort.

The reputation of Scotland Yard

is at stake.

I don't see how

we'll get you to Mr. Holmes' flat...

...with these bobbies bobbing about.

Wait. My dear family friend,

the one who sent me to Mr. Holmes...

...lives right in this neighborhood.

I'm sure I'd be safe there.

Then what are we waiting for?

Hello, professor.

Why, Red, my dear.

I'm in a bit of trouble.

- May I come in?

- Of course, my child.

The horse from the cemetery.

That means the thief is in the house.

Miss Red.

Come on. I hope we're not too late.

Now what are we gonna do?

The key from the horseman.

Let's see if it works.

Shh!

Ah, here we go, my dear.

Some tea and biscuits.

It's just...

...what the professor ordered.

- I apologize for the delay.

- I can't thank you enough, professor.

- I so appreciate your help.

- Of course.

Will you please excuse me

for just a moment?

Help yourself

while I check on a small annoyance.

Is someone there?

Look, it's all the stolen diamonds.

Whoa!

I've got it.

Whoa!

I'll take that.

Miss Red, Miss Red,

he's not your frie-

Yes, aren't you clever?

I am in fact Professor Moriarty...

...who recommended Sherlock Holmes

to Miss Red.

I also ordered false clues

to be left for him.

Because the only thing sweeter

than the perfect crime...

...is the perfect crime committed

right under your enemy's nose.

You've got your diamonds.

What you need Red for? Let her go.

Oh, the diamond robberies

were just the opening act.

For the main event,

I'm going to steal the crown jewels.

Oh, and one last thing, my child.

Thank you, my dear.

This machine you see before you

is a sophisticated heat ray...

...powered by

these unique diamonds...

...which are able to intensify

the sun's light.

I've designed it to work with the light

from a solar eclipse.

When the eclipse occurs...

...this machine will send out

a powerful beam...

...which will be reflected

by a series of mirrors...

...to slice through

the Tower of London.

You're daft.

Sherlock Holmes will stop you.

I think not.

You see, I've sent your beloved

Sherlock Holmes...

...on a wild-goose chase.

I've got him, Holmes.

It doesn't match.

Off to the next farm then, eh?

I'm not sure, Watson.

Something is wrong.

Maybe we should take a break.

It is already morning

and the solar eclipse is about to begin.

Ah, we have such a fine view.

The eclipse.

The button, the diamonds, the mirrors.

Watson, that's it.

What's it, Holmes?

He's going to steal the crown jewels.

I pray we're not too late.

Hyah!

After that fiasco at the embassy...

...we were lucky to get this assignment,

my son.

It's the easiest job in London.

Nobody has stolen the crown jewels

since they were moved here in 1202.

What is it, my boy?

I'll teach you.

What? He was asking for it.

Hyah!

All right!

Unh!

Oh, no, no. I can't look.

Whoa!

We'll never catch him now.

"Never" is not in my vocabulary.

Hyah!

Look, Butch.

I bet those cats are behind

these robberies.

Get down here right now,

you mangy fleabags...

...so I can arrest you.

Hi-yah.

Well, well, pussycats.

Looks like youse and me

have a got rendezvous with pain.

Never fear, my lady.

Forget about me.

Someone has to stop this coach.

Hmm?

We've got him now, Holmes.

A horseless carriage?

Well, now,

I've just about seen everything.

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