Tom and Viv Page #6
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with a knife in her handbag!
What knife?
The poor sod only has to say
'meet the wife' and a brigade
of these Bloomsbury wallahs
stampede mad-dog for the Causey!
Think of the scandal, Mums
if she goes too far.
Where is Viv?
I sent her off to Harrods.
Mums, this is Mr Janes,
who we were talking about earlier.
- He was a policeman and...
- Maurice, please.
Mr Janes is a medical officer with
the Association of Private Practitioners.
What does a medical officer do?
It's purely hypothetical.
No final decision's been taken.
- Well, Mrs Wood...
- Mrs Haigh-Wood.
I observe the lady of whom we speak
and report to the family.
In the event of a crisis, two doctors are
obliged to ask the lady two questions
of a simple nature.
The next morning I go to
the magistrate's court with a petition.
Yes?
And apply for a notice of committal.
I then convey her into
the care of her doctors.
You mean you bundle her into a straitjacket
and cart her off to the lunatic asylum.
It is vital
that we act together, as a family.
DOORBELL RINGS:
Good evening, sir.
She has locked herself in,
I thought I'd better call you.
Yes...
I think now's the time, Mr Eliot.
Ah...
I um... took the liberty
of calling the doctors.
Yes...
...I see.
MUSIC PLAYS FAINTLY OUTSIDE
I unlocked the door the minute I heard you.
Hello, Viv.
It's all going on out there.
We need to be very calm.
Well there's no need for that.
If you want to go out, do.
- I want you to.
- Thank you, but no.
It's good for you.
You can't stay trapped in here with me.
I do know what goes on in your mind.
Who is it this time, Gert or Daisy?
Ooh you're up to something and no mistake.
Let's be calm, Vivvie.
I keep getting all these horrible
formal letters from your lawyer.
I told them I wanted to talk to you.
After all, you are my husband.
We are legally separated.
Oh that's just a form of words, isn't it?
"Whom God has joined,
let no man put asunder."
You're an expert on God, aren't you?
We are going to have to
talk about things, Vivienne.
Well, we've never done
that before, have we?
You have to understand what you have done.
We have to face this together.
The motorcar...
...the chocolate...
Oh, that!
Those rats at Faber's
wanted you all to themselves.
There was no room for me.
I was so angry being locked out.
You see, you have to remember
what a success you are.
A famous poet,
director of a leading publishers...
I would like some recognition for that.
After all, the poems come
out of our lives, Tom.
I'd like to share just
an inch of that success.
But... why chocolate?
Because you love it!
- Although not quite in that form, I grant you.
- And the car?
You really could've killed us.
- How are Maurice's teeth?
- Fine. - Is the car fixed?
- Yes.
- And you and I are still upright, so...
Look, I felt a rush of blood to the head.
string of trivial chatter.
You were vexed by the conversation?
You were leaving me for a year
and you didn't have the courage to tell me.
Maurice was asking us
questions about ourselves
and I heard us telling him masses of lies
over and over, you see...
...you see that...
that's why I married you, Tom.
To escape from all that.
But you...
Well Tom, you always wanted to be
the perfect Englishman.
...right from the start.
All the secrets we had to keep.
Trying not to catch each other's eyes,
because we might realise we were strangers.
And always the medicines, the doctors,
the experts, the things I was never told
and the way people looked at us.
'There go Tom and Viv.'
'What do they say to each other?'
'Whatever do they say?'
KNOCK AT DOOR:
I have the doctors in attendance, sir.
Stay out!
What's going on?
Two of your doctors are outside.
They want to come in and take a look at you
and make a decision.
- At this time of night?
- They have your best interests at heart
What decision?
They need to come in...
and ask you a few questions.
You won't let them take me
away from you, Tom?
After all, there've been
good moments in the past.
We've had our splendid
times, haven't we Tom?
Yes.
Are you ready?
Vivvie darling...
...if you have a knife...
...would you give it to us, please?
We know you have a knife, there.
We're being a bit "Ethel M.
Dell", aren't we?
There have been complaints.
- From whom?
- Mrs Virginia Woolf.
And you believe them?
Well Mums, um...
I'm afraid it's too late.
I caught up with Mrs Woolf
in the ladies room at Victoria station.
I'll show you exactly how I did it.
Like that!
And that!
I bought it in a toy shop.
Oh God...
Now, I believe you have
some questions for me?
Tom will tell you, I'm
brilliant at puzzles.
Ahem.
Rupert - takes his friends to the opera.
Rupert is sitting next to
Charles and on his left.
Daphne sits immediately on Charles' right.
Clarissa sits somewhere
to the left of Daphne.
Can you put them in their correct order?
Clarissa is next to Rupert, Rupert is next
to Charles, Charles is next to Daphne.
Uh, yes that's correct.
Next!
The greasy pole is 10 yards high.
The little brown monkey
wishes to climb the pole.
The monkey climbs 3 yards a day.
Each night, he slips back 2 yards.
How many days will it take
him to reach the top?
Seven.
Wrong.
The answer is eight.
A member of the family
must sign for the reception order.
The uh, Lunacy Act provides the following.
All Vivienne's bank accounts
and credit arrangements
at certain shops cease immediately.
She's not allowed to
vote, or drive a vehicle
or hold any kind of passport.
She has no right of appeal at any time
for her release.
After that, everything is
at the discretion of the trustees.
But what do we do with Vivvie now?
Well Mrs Eliot will be completely at
liberty for at least two or three days
until the magistrates
can approve the reception order.
Then... she will be committed.
Excuse me.
Oh God... men in white coats.
Mrs Vivienne Eliot, under the Lunacy Act
I'm obliged to take you away from here,
to a proper place of detention.
How dare you!
Now we're not gonna have a nasty scene
in a public place, are we?
I don't see why not.
SCREAMING:
Stop it!
Are we gonna be more
ladylike now, Vivienne?
Dear God!
Pay for the tea, would you?
And um, be sure to leave a tip.
Oh, goodbye Louise.
Please!
Ma'am!
Don't let 'em, Ma'am!
She was the first in her class
to audition for the ballet school.
And languages...
Oh, what a gift she had.
It is a very impressive place.
Acres of grass...
Viv will be very comfortable.
- And it is just for a while.
- Yes.
After you came to us, I...
I warned our family and friends.
'He's a bit of a stick
but so eager to be like us.'
And then, those Bloomsbury
types got hold of you.
You mustn't think that riff-raff
It isn't such an achievement
to turn gossip into art.
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