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Five for you, and five for me.

Six for you, and six for me.

Seven for you, seven for me.

Eight for you, eight for me.

Nine for you, nine for me...

11 for me.

12 for you, 12 for me.

Salud.

Ah, cheers.

Hey, Ivan,

you've got more than me.

But you saw me count.

Let's start again.

This time,

I will do the counting.

One for me, and one for you.

Two for me, and two for you.

Three for me,

and three for you.

Four.

Alright, you do the counting.

One for you, and one for me.

Two for you,

two for me.

Three for you...

Salud, Ivan, eh?

Bottoms up.

Ha ha ha!

Ivan, there's a crook in here,

and it's not me.

There are two crooks in here,

and they are both you.

Ah... Ha ha!

Ah, money!

There he is.

Oh, money! Ah!

Ha ha! Money. Money.

Oh!

Oh! Argh!

Oh!

Money, I love you!

Ah! En garde!

Touche. Touche.

Touche.

Three-che.

Touche.

Ow!

Ah ha ha!

Had enough?

I've not had enough.

Ow!

Ha ha ha!

Yah! Ha ha!

Aah!

Put 'em up.

Aah!

Aah!

So you try to cheat me, eh?

Now I show you how to count.

Ha ha ha!

Aah!

One for you,

and one for me.

Two for you...

Two for me.

Ha ha ha!

Three for you,

and three for me.

Ha ha ha!

1, 2, 3, 4 for you.

And 1, 2, 3, 4

for me. Ha ha!

Ivan, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 for you.

Ha ha ha!

Hey!

There's the kid!

Hey, there he is!

Psst.

Now I'm really going to fix you

for coming here.

I'll fix you, boy.

Hear ye! Hear ye!

The decision

of the royal court.

"For participation

in the robbing

"of the village treasury,

12 lashes of the whip."

"For failure to divulge

the names of your confederates,

another 12 lashes

of the whip."

Whipping's too good for them!

They stole our money!

Get on

with the whipping! Please!

We didn't do it.

We're innocent!

Ha ha ha!

Huh? Oh.

Ow!

He bit me.

He bit me.

Where is he?

He's not there, Ivan.

There he is.

Wah!

Help! Help!

Ha ha! Now let's

get the money, eh?

Ha ha ha!

Pleasant dreams.

Buena sera.

Well, I guess we got through

with the little runt.

Yes, yes.

Come on. Let's go.

No, no, wait.

There's still some more.

Oh, leave those for the orphans.

Ha ha ha!

Come on.

I am an orphan

ha ha ha!

I am an orphan

ha ha ha!

Come on.

Tom?

Before carrying out

the sentence,

I am going to

give you one last chance.

Where have you

hidden the money?

I can only repeat, sir,

we know nothing about it.

Tell the town lasher

to prepare.

We've got the money.

We've got the money.

It's the wrong road! This will

take us to the village.

The stupid beast won't obey.

Make way for the town lasher!

There's the turn.

Get off the road.

Turn to the right,

you stubborn old nag!

To the right, Ivan.

To the right.

I know. I know!

I can't do anything with it.

That was fine.

To the right, Ivan.

To the right.

There's a crossroad coming.

Go straight ahead.

We'll show them

who the real robbers are.

Faster! Faster!

I can't go any faster.

We made it! Stop!

There are the robbers!

They stole the money!

Hi, mom. Hi, dad.

Fetch those men!

Out of my way, donkey boy.

What have you done with him?

Where's tom?

I'm over here,

Woody!

Here I am.

No kisses, remember?

Oh, don't worry, mom.

She does that all the time.

Now, wait a minute.

This isn't the way

it was supposed to happen.

Try it again...

Gently.

Like... Like this?

Yes.

Queenie, you're real.

Doo Dee doo Dee doo

Dee doo Dee

doo Dee doo Dee doo

Dee doo Dee doo Dee dum dum

doo Dee doo Dee dum dum

doo Dee doo Dee dum dum dum

da Dee da Dee da

Dee da Dee da Dee da Dee da

Dee da Dee da Dee

da Dee dum dum

da Dee da Dee dum dum

da Dee da Dee dum dum dum

hey, Woody! Is this how

you do it?

Da Dee da Dee da

Dee da Dee

da Dee da Dee da

Dee da Dee da Dee

da Dee da Dee dum dum

da Dee da Dee dum

da Dee da Dee dum dum dum

tooty dooty doo!

Tooty dooty

dum dum

Dee

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