Tooth Fairy Page #5
Can I ask you something?
It's about your body and how
it's changing, isn't it?
What?
You know, everything that's happening to you
and your body now is completely natural.
Stop talking! Stop talking!
Eeew! No! Stop talking!
- Okay, okay. Well, you...
- That wasn't what I was gonna ask you at all.
- Okay, okay. Alright.
- That wasn't even close.
Big boy pound for not wanting
to talk about puberty.
Thank goodness. Believe me.
I don't want to talk about it either.
Alright, so what's up seriously?
Alright, well. There's this Talent
Show coming up at my school and...
Okay.
My mom thinks I should play in it
and I'm kind of...I don't know.
- Well, maybe you should play in it.
- Yeah?
Yeah, yeah. You'll be great.
I heard you play. You're really good, man.
And the chicks they
love guitar players.
- We're back!
- Hey, baby. We're up here.
Don't tell your mom
I said that about girls.
- Hi boys!
- Hi!
- How did it go?
- Well, I lose some chips.
- Does not!
- He absolutely does and you look...
- Gorgeous!
- You took the words right out of my mouth.
You guys hungry?
How about we go get some supper?
Love to.
Where did you go, then?
Oh no.
You guys got to go.
Is someone hurt?
No, not hurt the way
that you have to be worried.
And both of you look beautiful
and I will call you later. I'm so sorry.
- Okay.
- Bye.
- Shrinking paste.
- Nope. Not that again.
- Amnesia dust.
- No.
- Flying.
- Bad wing. Forget it.
Hey, and by the way, your all-purpose
magic generator button, it doesn't work.
It's broken.
- Here's an idea, brain box. Why don't you...
- Don't touch my pouch. It's my pouch.
- That was too much.
- What do you want?
I'm just saying, you got the
magical invisibility spray.
Okay, that's relatively
the approved.
Yeah, I know that.
Ignore my last comment.
Hey, what a surprise. It doesn't work.
Your stuff stinks.
- Nice.
- Till it wears off.
- Did you hear that?
- Yes.
Go.
Are you lost?
Can we help you?
How would you like
- Where am I?
- Just go to the white light, my friend.
Nice doggie.
No, not me, doggie.
What is this?
- It's a long and delightful story.
- Where's the tooth?
Can I get a little help here?
That would be all.
You might just be the
- Oh, by the way, I need some more stuff.
- Stuff?
Stuff. The magic powder, the gank,
the stuff. I need some, notify Q.
No, no more stuff.
Well, that's brilliant. I have a week and a
half left on my job. How am I suppose to do that?
I'm sorry, we're running very low on
funding. And would you like to know why?
- No, not really.
- Because children aren't believing as they used to.
It's not just us. It's unicorns, leprechauns,
dragons, all those departments. Completely gone.
If this trend continues, Tooth
Fairly Land would cease to exist.
No child will ever again receive
a visit from a Tooth Fairy. Ever.
No more visit from the Tooth Fairy.
So what?
You really don't get it, do you?
You don't see the children fantasies,
their abilities to imagine are important.
Why? It nourishes their very souls.
It's the foundation that
allows them to dream.
Dreams are bad.
They're bad. They're useless.
- You're done.
- For the week?
No, for the night. Unless, you
wish to stay for Fairy-oke.
Oh my....No.
I got what you need.
- What's that?
- Goods, stuff, package, bag, bomb, the juice.
The Bing, the Bang, Frisco special,
pink lady, little drummer boy.
Who are you?
Ziggy. But you can call
me whatever you want.
You can call me Zigman, Zigmaister.
- Please stop talking.
- You know, they want you to fail.
- What?
- Think about it. You fail. They talk on more time.
It's like credit card debt, man.
They just wanna keep you paying forever.
- Yeah?
- You really wanna play that game.
- So...
- A thousand bucks.
- A thousand bucks. You're killing me, Ziggy.
- How bad do you want this to end?
Can I write you a check?
Oh, my goodness!
You can see me?
Oh, man.
This better work.
Oh no, what is that?
What are you doing?
What did Ziggy give me?
- Just stay calm.
- 911. 911.
- Fine, I just need the tooth.
- There's an alien on my porch.
You are amazing.
Lily is so tagged off
because she has to send another
fairy to clean up your mess.
I'd learned my lesson.
I can't go through another
Yes, you can, friend.
You just have to surrender to a higher
power and take it one day at a time.
Hello. Case workers decide
who can see us and who can't.
Which is something you'd know
if you ever paid me any attention,
ever listened to everything I say.
But no.
You always...
Shut up!
Hey, my friend, you really
need to get yourself cleaned up.
If you want I can give you a pamphlet.
Oh and FYI, your sentence
is being extended.
Lily just tagged on
another week so well done.
- Great. Just what I need.
- I think it is what you need, friend.
Listen, I can give you fresh
supplies right now on one condition.
From now on, you follow the rules.
You embrace the fairy spirit and
you start listening to old muggins here.
Fine. I'll be the best Tooth Fairy ever.
You keep running out on me
to see I don't even know who
and then you never call and
when I do finally hear from you
it's to bail you out of jail.
What's going on with you?
I wanna tell you
but I can't.
Why not?
I just can't.
I know what this is. This
is you acting up because
you are afraid of making a commitment.
You're nervous by us
getting serious, aren't you?
Yes, that's it. You know me so well.
serious we're getting.
What?
You're a woman and frankly
you wouldn't understand.
What?
No.
No, I'm not nervous
about us getting serious.
As a matter of fact, I wouldn't even
think about getting serious with you.
What?
I'm afraid and Carly I love you so much.
I understand.
So glad you could share that with me.
Where can I get some of that?
What are you doing?
Are you oiling up your abs again?
- I'm coming.
- Hurry up!
Hey, I've been stepped on,
flushed, bitten and arrested.
Will you stop complaining? You
promised to embrace the fairy spirit.
Oh, I'm embracing the
fairy spirit, alright.
But I'm doing it...
My way.
- I'm not sure that's in the rules.
- Oh yeah.
I'm just here for the tooth, sir.
Just the tooth.
That's it.
Now, just hand over the tooth.
Nice and easy.
Let it go. Let it go.
I said let it go.
Very good.
You have a good night, sir.
- Who are you?
- I'm the Tooth Fairy.
Oh yeah.
You got it?
Alright, let's go.
Alright, Mick, how's life is
Lansing so far for you?
It's been good. You know,
I'm the new blood of the team and...
you know, some of
these wolves are getting
tooth if you know what I mean.
When you say longer than
tooth that would seem to be
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