Total Drama Island

Season #1 Episode #1

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[Ava] Who the h*ll are you?

[Kyle] I'm the host of Total Drama Island. You must be... Ava.

[Ava] Yep. And I'm super ready for math class.

[Kyle] This is not summer school.

[Ava] Oh thank god. Wait, then, what is it?

[Kyle] We do challenges and vote people out so they would have to wait for their Mommy.

[Ava] Eh. Sounds fun. I'll do it.

[Kyle] Great. We have some more people coming. We might have some injuries.

[Ava] H*ll yeah we will. I'm super ready.

[Brianna] Hi there. You must be Kyle. The host?

[Kyle] Yep! That's me! You must be Brianna.

[Brianna] Brianna in the house.

[Kyle] Um... okay?

[Owen] Hi. Do you have some cupcakes.

[Kyle] Hi there Owen.

[Owen] How do you know my name?! Are there aliens?

[Kyle] God, no. Who do you think we are?

[Owen] Oh phew.

[Gwen] Hey. I'm Gwen. I like Bones.

[Heather] Hi there Kyle. I'm Heather.

[Kyle] I have your names on the board! Don't tell me your names! Let me guess them!

[Heather] Well! You have something wrong with you.

[Anthony] What up my people?!

[Kyle] Well, hi Anthony.

[Lucas] I'm Lucas.

[Kyle] Go sit down! Now! Do it!

[Nick] Well, this is my doom.

[Kyle] Why Nick?

[Nick] I might die today.

[Kyle] Wait, what?

[Nick] Sorry dude.

[Kyle] Let's head to the first challenge. This is Block Push. You have to push the block to win. Whoever gets the most team members to have their blocks pushed on the yellow mat... that team wins and the other team has to vote someone off of their team.

[Ava] Sounds easy.

[Owen] Why are you making us work?

[Kyle] You have 1:00. Ready. Set. Go!

[Owen] I'm working hard!

[Brianna] You're gonna make us lose.

[Heather] Ha! Losers! We will win because you guys have a lazy person on your team.

[Ava] AH! Do more Owen!

[Nick] We win!

[Lucas] You guys lose!

[Kyle] 30 more seconds.

[Ava] Owen!

[Owen] What, Ava?!

[Ava] Work harder!

[Brianna] Ah! I gotta do this! I won't lose! I won't lose! I won't-

[Kyle] Stop! The Zesty Zebras win!

[Ava] What the h*ll Owen?! You made us lose!

[Owen] I can't do much!

[Ava] Why the h*ll did you even come here? You knew it was gonna be about challenges!

[Kyle] Whoa Ava. You didn't know it was gonna be about challenges.

[Ava] Yes I did.

[Kyle] No you didn't. Let's have a flashback.

[Ava] I'm super ready for math class!

[Kyle] You thought that this was summer school.

[Ava] Now you guys are gonna vote me out.

[Brianna & Owen] Yep.

[Ava] Let's get this over with.

[Kyle] It's time to vote. Vote!

*Brianna talks to the camera*

[Brianna] Sorry Ava. Looks like the first is the worst. Well, because she was the first to get here. And now she is the first to leave. Cut that part out please.

[Kyle] I have received the votes.

[Kyle] I will hand out s'mores to the people who survived the first day of Total Drama Island. The first s'more is going to... Owen. The final s'more of the night goes to... Brianna. You had a vote Brianna but Ava had two so she has to ride the boat to Loser Town.

[Brianna] Wait. Someone voted me?

[Kyle] That's right.

[Brianna] What? Why the h*ll would someone vote me?

[Ava] I voted you. It's Karma bi*ch.

[Brianna] Oh yeah... well... you're a mean bi*ch too.

*the boat drives away*

[Owen] It's all your fault Heather.

[Heather] Me? What did I do?

[Owen] You called us Losers.

[Heather] "Cause you lost. Deal with it.

*Brianna talks to the camera*

[Brianna] All I know is... sh*ts about to go down.

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