Total Drama Island

Season #1 Episode #3

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*Owen talks to the camera*

[Owen] I'm so glad Heather is gone. She was annoying. I need to get rid of Tyler on the other team. Brianna has a crush on Tyler but Lindsay has a crush on Tyler too.

[Beth] So like what's our challenge for today? Miss Kyle? Kyle? Kyle where are you?

[Kyle] Boo!

[Beth] Ah! Kyle! You scared me.

[Kyle] I'm good at that. I can't tell you. Go eat breakfast.

[Beth] Okay.

[Owen] Come on Beth.

[Lindsay] No! She's coming with me! He's mean.

[Beth] Okay.

[Lindsay] I found her.

[Brianna] I can't believe her.

[Gwen] I know. Bragging that she found Beth. Is she stupid? She was right outside.

[Brianna] I know.

[Lindsay] Hi guys.

[Brianna] Hey...

[Lindsay] So I was thinking for the challenge we can cheat.

[Brianna] Wait what? We're not cheating.

[Lindsay] You will if you wanna get to the final three.

[Brianna] I don't care! Fine, what are we doing?

[Lindsay] I don't know. I thought you guys would have ideas.

[Brianna] How are you gonna cheat though?

[Lindsay] I'm pretty. I have some skills up my sleeve.

[Gwen] I'm not cheating.

[Beth] I'll cheat.

[Dizzy] Beth! Why?

[Brianna] Wait. Did everyone in our group hear this?

[Dizzy] Yep. And if we lose I know who I am voting for.

[Beth] Me too.

[Lindsay] What?! I thought you wanted to be in the final three.

[Beth] How could you get me there if you get voted out?

[Heather] Mother! Mother! Mother where are you?! I'm scared! Mom! Mom!

[Kyle] Today's challenge will be... you will have to survive in the forest for a whole entire night.

[Lindsay] There is no way I can cheat in that. The cameras would be watching.

[Kyle] You were gonna cheat Lindsay?

[Lindsay] Uh... what? Why would you say that Brianna?

[Kyle] Well, it looks like the Zesty Zebras are gonna vote for Lindsay if they lose.

[Blair] Ha! We're on Killer Bass! Beat that!

[Libby] You'll get your nails ruined. Shush!

[Sadie] We're on Killer Bass too!

[Katie] Yeah. It's crazy.

[Sadie] I know right.

[Katie & Sadie] Ah!!!!!!!

[Tyler] We're on Zesty Zebras!

[Brianna] Ah! Look who cute he is.

[Gwen] Go talk to him.

[Brianna] Are you out of your mind? He likes Lindsay.

[Gwen] Maybe he doesn't. I don't pay attention.

*Brianna talks to the camera

[Brianna] If Gwen is my friend... why would she ask me that question? She knows no one would date a girl like me. He would date a girl like Lindsay. Ugh!

[Tyler] What the h*ll Lindsay? Get off of me!

[Lindsay] No way.

[Brianna] He said get off! Oh, I'm sorry.

[Tyler] It's fine. But, thank you.

[Kyle] Your challenge starts now!

[Sadie] The Killer Bass are gonna win this!

[Lindsay] Look, you better back off my man before things get rough for you. Understand?

[Brianna] Oh please. The only man you have is nobody. No one is gonna date a loser like you.

[Lindsay] Just admit I'm better than you.

[Brianna] I'm not admitting anything about you!

[Lindsay] Oh well, will this make you do it?

*Lindsay pours hot sauce on Brianna*

[Tyler] What the h*ll Lindsay?! Why would you do that?

[Lindsay] Babe, she was making mean comments about you.

[Tyler] I know your smart little tricks Lindsay. If I have to say "What the h*ll Lindsay?!" one more time I'm not speaking to you the whole summer.

[Lindsay] Sh*t! This is all your fault blonde women!

[Katie & Sadie] We're brunette.

[Lindsay] I don't care!

[Brianna] Thanks for having my back Tyler.

[Tyler] Anytime.

[Brianna] Look Tyler, I like you.

[Tyler] I like you too.

[Brianna] No like... like like you.

[Tyler] Yeah, I like like you too.

*Brianna and Tyler kiss*

*Lindsay screams*

[Kyle] What's wrong now?

[Lindsay] My boyfriend is cheating on me for some blonde woman.

[Kyle] Go do the challenge. It's not my problem.

[Lindsay] It's never your problem! You're the one who got us into this mess! Ugh!

*DJ talks to the camera*

[DJ] Lindsay needs to slow down. She's a mad woman. And Tyler wasn't even her man. She's messed up in the brain I think.

[Sadie] Ooh blueberries! Katy come here.

[Katie] Ah! I love blueberries! Mm! They were so yummy.

[Sadie] Um, Katie... where did the group go?

[Nick] Where's Katie and Sadie?

[Lucas] Eh. We don't really need them.

[Sadie] You better be lucky we found this awesome cave. Or else we wouldn't have made it alive.

[Katie] I have great eyesight. That's why the eye doctor says I will never need glasses.

[Lindsay] Keep up bi***es! You guys are walking to slow.

[Brianna] We're seeing how much we have in common.

[Tyler] I like sports.

[Brianna] So do I!

[Lindsay] You guys make me wanna throw up on myself. Actually, on you guys.

[Dizzy] Is the night almost over.

[Owen] Yep. Just three more hours to go.

*three hours later*

[Kyle] Wake up everyone!

[Owen] Wow, we fell asleep.

[Lindsay] I couldn't with them laughing.

*flashback*

[Brianna] Ha! You're funny.

[Tyler] No, you're funny.

[Brianna] No, you're funny.

[Kyle] Sounds like a sh***y night.

[Lindsay] Thanks for using the s-word.

[Kyle] Alright campers. Zesty Zebras fell asleep so they vote out someone.

[Everyone] Lindsay!

[Kyle] The walk of shame and the boat for losers is down that way.

[Lindsay] Tyler! Kiss my a*s before I go.

[Tyler] Gross! No!

[Lindsay] Sh*t! Ah!

*the boat drives away*

*Brianna talks to the camera*

[Brianna] Bye bye ugly bi*ch!

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